Author's note: Sorry this is late. I've been busy with other things and I've been enjoying the summer. Now here's another chapter. Enjoy.

(Serenetea Pot)

They were having another meeting. After watching the interlude teaser, some of them angered expressions. Patrick had red aura coming out of him. Bronya had her usual angry face.

Sakura: So... Hoyoverse decided to reveal what all the Harbingers look like. Except the Tsaritsa.

Kallen: Those disgusting evil faces... Pierro was playing chess with the Gnoses... disgraceful...

Patrick bangs his fist on the long meeting table.

Patrick: They better not have the Harbingers succeed in stealing the Electro Archon's Gnosis or the Dendro Archon's Gnosis!

Kallen: They were putting on a funeral for La Signora.

Mei: But the Raiden Shogun completely destroyed her body. It was turned into particles. There's no way that a dead body is in the coffin.

Seele: A fire butterfly flew to the coffin then dispersed.

Kallen: Alright. Alright. Alright. Let's start from the beginning.

Kallen rewinds the screen back to the beginning.

Kallen: Pierro was playing chess all by himself with the two Gnosess that La Signora stole from Venti and Zhongli. He said that the game won't end with "checkmate". We really are at war with the Fatui. It's like we are pieces of a chess game.

Kiana: But with Signora dead and Scaramouche gone rouge, the Fatui are weakened and we should have an advantage over them.

Neptune: Yeah. We might be able to have the advantage over the Fatui if we kill more Harbingers and foil more of their plans.

Kallen: That is true but the Harbingers are at different levels. Now let's go over the harbingers one by one. First is Il Pierro. The Jester. The first of them and the leader of the Harbingers. He only appears on important occasions. He's lived longer than the other Harbingers. He's recruited some of them to join the Fatui.

Jack: He's really powerful. Half his face is covered by his mask on his right side.

Carmilla: We had to get away from him.

Charlotte: And he's extremely dangerous.

Kallen: Next is Columbina. The Damselette. Number 3 of the Fatui Harbingers. She may look harmless but is actually extremely dangerous as Childe said it himself. From what I saw about her, she tends to sleep a lot just like Laffey and G11. Childe wouldn't even dare to challenge her to a fight.

Kiana: Maybe when someone wakes her up she gets angry like Teetsi from "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa". One reason why she is extremely dangerous.

Theresa: Maybe.

Kallen: Next there's Pulcinella. The Rooster. Number 5. He is the Mayor of the City of Snezhnaya. He's got a long nose and long ears. He seems to get along with Tartaglia and cares for his family too. He even sends Tonia and Teucer pastries and gifts when they write letters to Tartaglia and takes care of his family while Tartaglia's away.

Neptune: Maybe he's called rooster because of his long nose. Hahahahahahaha!

Asuka: Very funny, Neptune.

Kallen: Maybe. He was the one who got Childe/Tartaglia into the Fatui and into the Harbingers. After Childe fell into the Abyss and caused problems in Morepesok, his father brought him to the Fatui to solve his problems in which Pulcinella was able to solve his problems.

Selune's Elgy: Next Harbinger.

Kallen: Right. Next is Pantalone. The Regrator. Number 9. He is the wealthiest of the Fatui Harbingers.

Fu Hua: Yelan mentioned him before. He was involved with trying to assassinate Uncle Tian and trying to control one of the members of the Liyue Qixing. Thankfully we foiled their plans but he was able to predict Yelan's next move to prevent Theofan from becoming her pawn as and a danger to the Fatui. So he and the Fatui destroyed all evidence.

Kiana: He kind of looks like Doctor Beizt. He better not be him.

Kallen: Next is Arlecchino. The Knave. Since she's a woman, simps are already making fan art of her seeing her as a Waifu just like the rest of us girls and women. She runs an orphanage, presumably located in Snezhnaya, called the House of the Hearth.

Seele: Just like Matushka Cocolia.

Bronya: Anything else?

Kallen: Little is known about Arlecchino beyond her role in running the House of the Hearth and her deployment of Fatui operatives to Inazuma. Orphans raised in the House of the Hearth are given the patronymic "Snezhevich" or "Snezhevna" — meaning "Son of Snow" or "Daughter of Snow". The orphans are raised as members of the Fatui and are then sent on infiltration missions across Teyvat. Orphans raised there appear to be extremely close. Katarina whom we've met in The Chasm and her brother are both from that same orphanage.

Liliya: Another Matushka Cocolia who teaches children how to fight and other deadly things.

Rozaliya: And another Raven who raises children too.

Bronya: Sin Mal was already deadly.

Seele: Next Harbinger.

Kallen: Next is Sandrone. The Marionette. Childe had said some things about her before in his character tale. Tartaglia himself describes her as always engaged in a research on Automatons; the modified one that always follows her, and that towers her in height, seems to be a product of this research. She also loathes him for reasons unknown, causing him to wonder if he had annoyed her in some way. And judging by her appearance. She seems to be a little girl.

Kiana: Looks like Bronya's now got some competition with a machine companion.

Bronya: Stare...

Theresa: I've got some competition too. She must have lived a long time without aging like me. So I have competition too.

Kallen: Point taken, Theresa. Next is Il Capitano. The Captain. According to Tartaglia, he is an extremely powerful individual and formidable in combat, but does not tend to pay attention to those weaker than him. And he did not show his face. Extremely dangerous.

Kiana: Oh we'll show him who's boss!

Neptune: Yeah, what she said!

Kallen: Ok... And then there's Il Dottore. The Doctor. We've seen him before in the manga with Diluc. Dottore is ruthless and has little regard for human life. As shown with what he did to Collei. Dottore is disdainful towards Vision-wielders, describing them as "self-inflated tools". Meaning he hates Vision-wielders. He seems to be interested in the Abyss Order and frequently experiments on Ruin Guards, even turning his former subordinate Krupp into a Ruin Guard-like machine in the manga.

Theresa: Human experiments. Just like what my grandpa did.

Kallen: He single-handedly defeated Ursa the Drake and made Mondstadt indebted to the Fatui. One of the reasons who their diplomatic immunity still stands in Mondstadt. The Interlude Teaser at the end showed the Segment in the prime of Dottore's life is conducting an experiment into "heresy," which takes the form of burning a massive tree at an unknown location. Burning a huge tree down.

Sakura: There were 11 Harbingers in total. Now they're down to 9 Harbingers. This should give us and the other nations an advantage we've been looking for over the Fatui.

Kallen: Maybe. One more thing. Pierro said that they will seize authority over the gods. Which proves that theory. The Tsaritsa and the Fatui are trying to take over Celestia and to rule all of Teyvat and they are preventing the other Archons from getting back to Celestia do they don't get in her way and so she can use the Gnoses to get her whole Fatui army to Celestia.

Neptune: The producers are going to have the Traveler and Paimon stop them. They will melt their ice down!

Kallen: I'm sure that they will.

Blanc: I'm pretty sure from Collei's nightmare that II Dottore wants to burn down Sumaru to the grounds.

Durandal: He probably does.

Kallen projects images of all 11 Harbingers.

Kallen: If we want a chance at beating them and foiling all their plans. We better be ready for them.

Himeko: And we will.

Theresa: II Dottore might appear in the next nation, Sumaru. We'll be ready for him.

Kallen: Ok.

Kallen makes the images go away.

Kiana: By the way, The Golden Apple Archipelago is coming back. We better come back. This time for a vacation.

Neptune: Yeah! We should go!

Patrick: Sure. You girls can all go. Without me.

Valkyries, Servants, CPUS, CPU Candidates, and Shinobi: HUH?!

Vert: But why?

Patrick: Because it would be uncomfortable of me to go with... go with... go with... somebody else say it for me so I don't get called a perv or get hit.

Raikou: What he means to say is that he doesn't want to be around busty girls wearing swimsuits which would cause him to stare at you away from your eyes. And he's just afraid that you'll call him a pervert for doing that and lose trust in him. And since the CPUS and Shinobi joined. It will cause him more problems and make it more difficult not to stare. That's why doesn't want to go.

Himeko: Oh come on. We promise we won't punish you.

Patrick: I can't take any chances...

Himeko: How about this. How about you go with us and you can be a long distance from us. That will prove that you won't stare at us.

Patrick: I guess that will work. I think I'll go.

Fu Hua: After the quest we do with Mona, Fischl, Xinyan, and Kazuha.

Everyone: Ok.

Neptune: By the way you do know that you have over 60,000 views now.

Patrick looks at his view count.

Patrick: That's right I do.

Neptune: So cue the Taisho Secret music!

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The music played and they all looked at the camera which was at the long end of the meeting table.

Patrick: Thank you all for 60,000 views. That means so much.

Kiana: And look forward to our Mid Summer event adventure.

Neptune: And our departure to Sumaru. By the way you have been saving right?

Everyone: See you next time~!