Chapter 7: Pond of Tears
Before getting captured, we had to return to the Crossroads to help Fuxi's sister.
This is the Crossroads we went past before. Nothing strange here. Snowing, as usual. "... wow, you found them all? Come in." Said Nuwa. "[Boom] A mysterious path suddenly appeared.
We ended up in another floor. "Welcome to my playground: Pond of Tears. I can't believe it! The Heaven's Patch! You actually found them for me from the Queen's Garden! Great. I'll listen to what you have to say for once." Said Nuwa-ko. "We should free the one trapped in the Pond of Tears with the 3 spirit stones of Heaven's Patch." I said. "What? That sounds super lame to me. Only an idiot can come up with that. I need these spirit stones to make high quality modeling clay. Immah gonna make some figurines."
'Looks like I'm gonna have to act like Jotaro and make her join us.' I said to myself in my mind. "Then how about this. Can you make a Valkyrie set of all our battlesuits?" I asked. "Wow. That's a huge commission. It will feed me two years. ALL the Valkyries, battlesuits, and outfits right?" "Erm, actually, your sister Fuxi wants you to join us on our epic quest." "NEVER!" Her refusal made me and Fuxi turn pale white shocked with a black background behind us. "What?! What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?" Asked Fuxi. "That Scrooge-plays-no-games won't give me money to buy my favorite anime merch! But I have one condition..." Said Nuwa. "One condition?" "The miser I am deliberately ignoring right now must pass Four Trials!"
"Patrick, I am well-versed in the art of divination... but beating a NEET Nerd test requires your skills." "No problem. Leave those NEET Nerd challenges to me, Fuxi. I've been watching anime since childhood. I'm a much bigger Otaku than your sister. And I know more pop-cultures." I said. I came up to a sign. "You will be facing difficult choices. Choose 1 and one side of the passage will be opened. The right choice opens the way to the next room. The wrong choice returns you to this room. Make 4 correct choices to gain audience with 1337-eggspert Nuwa-ko." "Lets do this." I said.
"Are you ready, Patrick?" Asked Fuxi. "Yes I am Fuxi. Time to show you my true NERD powers." I said going up to Nuwa. "Are you ready for my challenges? Hohoho. You look very confident. Let us descend into the Abyss of Options!" Said Nuwa. She and I along with Fuxi went to another area where I was going to do the first trial.
"Where did the first Honkai incident take place as recorded in Schicksal archives?" The sign read. "Like the fist Honkai eruption caused by a Herrscher or before Kiana, Mei, and Bronya enrolled in St. Freya?" I asked. "I can't tell you. You have to figure it out yourself." Said Nuwa. "If I remember correctly, Bronya told me that she had to tutor Kiana through virtual reality and first showed her where the Honkai first appeared. It would have to be Shenzhou in Southern Asia." I said. "Correct. Proceed." Said the Sign.
We ended up in another area. "What does Bronya's name mean?" Asked another sign. "Armored Bunny." I said. "Correct. She's blushing, btw." "I had to ask her Russian fans back in St. Freya about this just to make sense."
We got to another area. "What is an Onigiri that Yae Sakura is famous for?" "Her giant rice balls." I answered. "Correct. You may pass."
We got to the fourth area. "Who has red hair?" "Shakespeare." I answered. "Correct. Nuwa-ko waits for you."
Fuxi and I got to the area where Nuwa was and got more treasure. "KYAA! Dey pa55ed m3 trials!" Nuwa complained. "Get a life, Nuwa-ko. You can't rot here forever." Said Fuxi. "I have the latest info and top secret spoilers of the Honkai-verse." I said. '...(must fight the urge)...' "Orz... I ... mah ... will agree to expose myself to the dirty real world..." 'So... wat happened to Himeko?' Nuwa finally agreed to join us. "[Nuwa-ko] the Hopeless N337 has joined the party." Said the system.
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