Personal Journal: The floor boards gave way. We fell into the Dirac Underground but managed to crawl back to the surface. But someone's missing. We're sort of worried, but the Sage and the Dragon should be doing fine by themselves... we hoped. After that we were going to a secret entrance to sneak into the Queen's Garden. "While the White Wytch floats in her rift, secrets within her castle doth the Red Queen keep." The last two lines shown on TV remained a secret. The White Wytch created the endless snow in Dirac, but ... we heard that from hearsay. In any case, people here think that the Red Queen managed to seal the White Wytch. The goal is clear. "We'll need to see what the Red Queen's castle is hiding." I said while writing in my journal.

"Hatter, why is Patrick talking to himself?" Asked the March Hare. "It's alright. Someone has to do the narrator's job. Why does subject Bunny Girl know about the secret entrance of the Queen's Garden?" Asked Bronya. "I... I used to be a Court Confectioner..." "Success. Dialog auto-skip function has worked. "We hereby commence our Black Ops infiltration..." I said. I first went to a road sign and read it. "See where the teapot spout is pointing at? Awesome stuff there." "Now I wonder what kind of awesome stuff will be there?" I asked myself.

As I went the left way I took another left and saw a writing on a wall. "Abracadabra..." was sloppily written on the wall. I've heard this before. She spoke it really fast, too. Better write it down and practice. I wrote it in my journal and went back to where Bronya and the others were.

After I came back, we overlooked the card guards blocking the way. "What are you planning to do, subject Patrick?" Asked Bronya. "Like what Kirito did to those salamanders on the way to Lagru with Yui and Leafa. Turn into a giant monster and eat them." I answered. "Da. But the Bronya prefers a more covert approach." "... Patrick and Hatter seem to be more dangerous than I thought." Said the March Hare. "That's right, we are dangerous." I said before turning towards the card guards then breathing. "Alright, now since Drago unlocked the Gem, one of the skills should turn me into a dragon. It should be voice activated by saying "Gem of Protection, with your power, turn me into a dragon." Now let's give it a shot." A magic construct circle appeared underneath me then I said the magic words. "Gem of Protection, with your power, turn me into a dragon!" The elements created an orb around me that got bigger. Then wings and a tail game out and the orb dissipated and out came me as a dragon.

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I roared out that got the Diamond guards la attention. "Dragon! Attack it!" "Say hello to my little friend! Urk..." I chomped on one then I breathed fire from my mouth and killed more. "Urk... I'll be back... urk... should've stayed at home..." "I'm melting! Melting!..." After I took care of them all, I changed back and the girls came to me. "You know you could've let us do the fighting." Said the March Hare. "I could have but I wanted to use one of my skills and pull off another move Kirito used in situations like this." I said. "All guards neutralized. Commence salvaging. Proceed with caution." Said Bronya. On the floor were 3 keys. I picked them up one by one. "Received: [Gold Key] x1. Received: [Silver Key] x1. Received: [Copper Key] x1." The system spoke.

On the other side was a glowing red vine. Then we attacked it. "Out of our way, demons! Oka: San! (Cherry Blossom)!" Shouted the March Hare. "Starburst Stream!" "Project Bunny, Fire!" Then it exploded and was reduced to nothing. Another area was revealed. "What is this? It looks really inappropriate..." I said. "What was subject Patrick trying to say?" Asked Bronya. "No... nothing. We need more peace and love in this world."

"Got blocked again." I said. "I've heard about these vines. The Red Queen herself introduced this vile, alien species. People say it's immune to Physical and Elemental DMG, but spells might work." Said the March Hare. "Immune to Physical and Elemental DMG? But we just blasted through a section of them." "Ah... it could be a statue made in the likeness of these vines." "Similar plants were observed at the Tea Party map, but the Bronya did not make an audio recording of the spell." Said Bronya. "Oh, right. We saw a magical spell written on the wall, right? Let's try it out. Abracadabra, pin pon pan, nopon kiki, bibude babude bu." The vines immune to Physical and Elemental DMG wilted in an instant.

"I'm impressed, Patrick. You actually did something useful for once." Said the March Hare. ""For once"? You gotta explain yourself, Bunny." I said. We found more treasure and collected it. "This well-hidden treasure chest contains... a stone." I said. "This stone is more complicated than you think, Patrick." Said the March Hare. "Really?" "Just look at it. It's red like fire and utterly peerly and free of blemishes. There's a mysterious pattern hidden within. This stone is no ordinary thing." "Ah, Diviner Fuxi asked us to collect some stones at the Crossroads, right? Perhaps this is one of the Heaven's Patch? Whatever, we'll just bring it along." "Received item: [Spirit of Fire] x1." The system spoke.

We then came up to a door shaped like a heart. "Hmm, this door has 3 keyholes. Great treasure should be hidden beyond this overly-decorated door." I said before I took the three keys out of my inventory then I put them in and unlocked the door. One chest bad treasure and the other one had something else. "A clear, green liquid? Why would someone place all those guards to protect this?" I asked. "That's it! This is the Secret Elixir capable of curing Aqua Vitae-induced hangovers." Said the March Hare. "What?" "This is definitely it. The Queen herself ordered this Secret Elixir to be sealed away. This saying goes: "Makes salty players awesome. Makes your parents play this game, too."" "Wow. I've never heard that before. So does this Secret Elixir have a name?" "Yes. It's called Mystery Snake Oil. Aqueous form, of course." "...... I think I know why the Red Queen wanted to seal this thing."

Desert Shoppe: We went back to where we started and gave the drunk Nohimeko. "I've fed her the potion. We'll just need to wait for her to wake up." Said the March Hare. "Greetings, Master! Are you going out?" Asked Nohimeko. "Of course. Traveling is great every once in a while. Wait, how did you get up so quickly?" "It's dangerous looking after a dessert store on your own. Why don't you join us on our quest?" I offered. "Sweet talking doesn't work on me. If you want some honey, take me to a classier establishment and get me better drinks than that moonshine..." "I think I heard something like that before. Speaking of which, we have a vintage from 1982..." "When are we leaving? My things are packed." "......" The March Hare said nothing. "[Nohimeko] the silly drunk has joined the party." The system spoke. After that we headed back the the Queen's Garden.