Chapter 4: Tea Party part 3

We were finally in the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "There it is! Right up ahead!" Shouted Fu Hua. "We've finally made it to the Mad Hatter's Tea Party." I said. "There's the Oath of Judah that disappeared before, and someone else." Said Bronya. "Let's get closer to see who they are." I said. Before going up I read another Road Sign. "Don't fool around with the tea set!" "Alright... it would probably be for the best." I said.

"Patrick, the Oath of Judah has something to say." Said the March Hare. ""You're here." That's what it said." I said. "What else did it say?" Asked Fu Hua. ""Are you people idiots? I've been waiting here forever despite giving you tons of hints."" I read out loud. "The cross is making the Bronya cross." Said Bronya. ""The one you seek is next door. Take her and leave this place."" I read more. "The one we seek? That must be Alice!" Said Fu Hua. "We should take a look." Said Bronya.

Ahead there was a little girl in a blue dress sleeping only to wake up with an irritated look. "Stop speaking so loudly! I want to sleep!" Shouted the little girl. "Theresa?" "Patrick? Why are you here?" "I am asking you the same thing. We got sucked into a video game, then we got assigned character roles, we're finding the others, and now we're finding a way to beat this video game and get back home to the real world." I explained.

"I just woke up in this place. I tried to look for a way out, but this place seems cozy enough. But they got really nice cakes and tea here, so..." "So Principle Theresa decides to stay and do nothing." Said Bronya. "I should have known. Judah led us here not to rescue you. It wanted us to make you work." I said. Theresa suddenly rushed over to her Devine Key and hugged it. "Kyaa! Judah! You're finally back! I miss you so much! Lazy mode! Activate!" Theresa's command opened the lid of Judah slowly. There was a cushy bed complete with a HOMU cushion. "Whoah! Judah has a built-in bed?! Just how many accessories does the Devine Key have?" I asked. "Stop acting like you're impressed, Patrick. Judah is super multi-functional." "Alright, alright. I don't know anything. Hope that the other Devine Keys and the Dragon Devine Keys have multi-functions like the Oath of Judah... wait, what's this?"

I picked up the familiar card. The act triggered sharp pain in my head. "Theresa? Didn't you read the card you were given?" "No I didn't." "Read it." I handed the card over to Theresa then she read it out loud.

"You are lost in a maze of sweet desserts. Do not panic, innocent adventurer. You are Alice. Your adventure will start once the guests of the Tea Party arrives." "The card tells you that you're Alice the adventurer." "No way! You got it all wrong! I'm the World's #1 Cutie! I'm Principle Theresa." "Not in this game! Be responsible! We have to save the world to go home back to the real world!" "Nuhhhh! JUDAH SPEARS!" Theresa assaulted us with her Devine Key making us jump back. "Theresa! You're not a kid anymore! You may look like one but still! You're a kind-hearted girl in this game world!" "I'm not totally Alice the Adventurer!" A fast energy blast hit Theresa sending her crashing into a wall. The blast came from me. "Shut up you illegal Loli!" I shouted which caused her to get shocked then angry.

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"What did you just call me?" "An Illegal Loli. That's what you are. You're 40 years old and you can't get any taller." "You dare insult the World's #1 Cutie and Principle!?" "I did. And with no hesitation. You really are useless in this game. And like Dio Brando would say. You are Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless!" I pulled out my swords and charged right in. "I'll show you who's useless!" Theresa charged in with two spears from Judah and blocked my attack. "Words never work. Force will have to do! STARBURST STREAM!" Once again I used Kirito's Starburst Stream. But Theresa kept up with the slashes I sent. "How are you using something from an anime?!" "This is a video game world. Anything is possible!" As we fought, the girls and Drago watched. "Should we assist?" Asked Bronya. "There is no need. My host knows what he's doing."

Theresa shot spears from Judah at me only I slashed them away with my swords. "I think you're the best fit for Alice's role! You got the looks and guts, Patrick!" "No Im not! I'm not female and I'm not small like you! Time Fracture!" I triggered a time fracture and time slowed down. "At least time fractures still work. I've had enough of this child's insults. I'm gonna have to try something else." I went in and slammed my swords into Theresa to send her flying back. "And now time will go back to normal." I said as the time fracture wore off and Theresa got sent flying then slammed into a wall.

"Screw you principle! You are so stubborn! And you are so arrogant!" I said as I put my swords away. "You're not like you were in the real world and won't help us get back home like you used to. Go ahead, be lazy all you want, you probably never want to go home back to the real world." "Yeah. I'll leave the adventuring to you. Let me nap a bit. Oh yeah, when your done, make sure you come back to wake me up and to take us all home back to St. Freya High. I'm the World's #1 Cutie! I should be able to get away with anything!" Said Theresa. Having said those words, I put Judah back into lazy mode then picked up Theresa and laid her down on the bed. "Yeah. leave me in piece." Said Theresa.

"You're giving up already? But we need her." Said Fu Hua. "Forget her. Since the Principle wants to sit out, there's nothing we can do. Just see what you can find around here. I'll keep her company and wait till she's fully awake." I said. "But..." Drago our a wing in front of Fu Hua interrupting her. "I told you. My host knows what he's doing. Just leave them be." Said Drago. "Fine." Said Fu Hua.

The girls started to observe the tea pots, tea cups, and the whole room. I sat down close to Theresa. "You're not gonna leave me alone?" "I only want to speak to you while you nap. You can sleep and talk at the same time." "Alright." "...Principle Theresa. We got sucked into a video game like in most cartoons and movies like I said before. You have seen something like this before right? Where the characters get sucked into a game?" "Yes. I have. In most HOMU Manga and cartoons." "To go home back to the real world we have to win to exit this game world." "I just want to nap here. You can beat this game with out me." "Don't you want to go home back to the real world? We still have our Xmas Eve party and I don't know if time has halted while we're in this game world or if time is still going while we're in this game world. I've heard that we all need to complete this game so we can all go home. Including you."

"Says who? Who told you that? Who said that I have to join you?" "Sword Art Online, Hunter X Hunter, Bleach, TRON, TRON: Legacy, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, Jumanji, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Zathura, Star Trek, Goosebumps, Super Sentai, Power Rangers, Level Up, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ben 10, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Danny Phantom, Darkwing Duck, The Fairly OddParents, Johnny Test, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase. Basically any Movie, Anime, TV-show, and Cartoon that deals with getting sucked into a game, a game playing you, and where a game comes to life." I explained. "What about Cyber Chase?" Asked Drago. "No that's not one of them. And neither is Code Lyoko. Different episodes of pop-culture are involved with this kind of stuff." I said.

"Nice try, but nothing you say will make me get up. And I couldn't care any less about going home." Said Theresa. "But we need our principle to help us get home." I said but then noticed Theresa had fallen asleep on me. "If only I had some kind of potion that will make Theresa-Chan wide awake. Or some power like the Oracle in the first episode of "Sonic Underground."" "Use our Herrscher power. It will wake her up." Said Drago. "Ok I will." I held my hand, then I focused my power, and energy went from my hand into Theresa. She finally woke up feeling wide awake then she stood up from her Devine Key with so much energy. "Good morning St. Freya!... Wait? I'm wide awake?" How'd you do that?" Asked Theresa. "With Drago's Herrscher power. But I don't know if it's a skill in this game world or in the real world." I answered. "It's a skill in the real world." Drago said to me. "I'm still not going with you." Said Theresa still acting stubborn.

"There's cakes and other pastries including tea in our inventories." I said. "Really? You have all that stuff?" "Thats right. If you help us get back home, I'll find you a mega jumbo sized winter HOMU if you help us clear the game, world's #1 cutie Teri Teri Theresa-Chan." Finally a small blush appeared on Theresa's face. "I'll let you ride on my back once we get outside." Said Drago. "We mean it Theresa. We promise." I said. "Alright then. I'll do it!" Said Theresa. "That's the spirit. We'll be home back in St. Freya in no time." I said.

"Done with Principle business?" Asked Bronya. "Yes. What about you? You find anything?" I asked back. "Those massive teapots look like plot devices." Said Fu Hua. "Let's check it out." I said. "[Alice] the adventurer has officially joined the party." The system spoke. "Don't argue with the system. That's just what your card says you are in the game." I said. "Fine." Said Theresa.

Fu Hua took me to one of the giant tea pots. "It's not reacting to my touch. Perhaps I do have a serious case of gamer's OCD." Said Fu Hua. "Gamer's OCD? What is that? I've never heard of that before." I asked. "It's gamer's obsessive-compulsive disorder. A type of mental illness players like us get when we have obsessions, ritual checking, and repeating actions. Basically its where someone can't stop checking something in a game." Explained Bronya. "Thanks Bronya." I said. "More vibrations... it's getting stronger." Then the teapot went off like fireworks. "KYAAAA! What's happening?" Shouted Theresa. "Well that was scary. I just touched the teapot and it went off like fireworks. But it only worked when I touched it and not Fu Hua." I said. We then noticed that some green blocks disappeared and revealed more area.

Bronya then took me to the scepter. "Patrick, this scepter is inscribed with something." Said Bronya. ""The magic word for removing the vines next to the starting point is..."" the rest of the inscription was spelled in a different kind of language that I was unable to read the rest. "Alright. I can't continue." I said. But then Fu Hua read it all. "Abracadabra, pin pon pan, nopon kiki, bibude babude bu." "How did you know how to read the rest of the inscription?" I asked. "Dad taught me that in Hawaii." Answered Fu Hua. "You should teach others how to do that." "No. Dad taught me that for a good reason." "Patrick, look! There's writings on this teapot!" The March Hare called me over. Let me see. "Super surprise up ahead. Practice caution, she said." Now I'm curious about what happens when we touch this. But it's best not to because something bad might happen."

I moved on and went to the vines. "Better day that magic word now. "Abracadabra, pin pon pan, nopon kiki, bibude babude bu."" And then the vines disappeared. There was a question mark on the other side and when I touched it, two blocks disappeared and revealed the areas where there was more treasure. The room seemed cleared enough so we hexed for the exit but then something unexpected happen.

The floors were starting too crack. "The floor boards are cracking. The floor boards at this place are made using extra-crispy waffles!" Shouted Theresa. "Why didn't you warn us before?... Uh oh." The floor beneath us cracked then we fall like cartoon characters.

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All except Fu Hua and Drago. "Patrick! Bronya! Theresa!" Shouted Fu Hua.

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