"When I looked it up, it seems Bisexuality is more common than homosexuality. So Why's Bisexuality on the same rank as Pansexuality which is much more rare anyway..? If we go in terms of rarity, it kinda doesn't make sense?", Sasuke causally started a conversation as soon as break began. Placing his bento on Naruto's desk and naturally joining him for lunch.

Naruto smirked, trying to hold back his laughter. Uchiha Sasuke was totally warming up to him even though they childishly argued just this morning after meeting for the first time, and he's even a total homophobe to top it off. Though Naruto too felt surprisingly comfy with Sasuke, dispite having a trauma with homophobes - maybe because Sasuke wasn't like the others who were just spiteful in the worst unreasonable way. But still, Sasuke too, dispite being homophobic, was way too easily warming up to him who's homosexual. This was really too amusing to not laugh at for Naruto. But he tried his best to not laugh for now, seriously giving his query a thought, but before anything else he just had to say, "So you looked it up during class hours huh", he smirked amusedly as he commented this, finding it ironic that someone who's homophobic looked up information about various sexualities, all during class hours, just to satisfy his curiosity.

But Sasuke just nodded causally, munching on his food, as if it were no big deal at all.

Naruto smiled lightly, and tried to give a reply being as honest as possible, "Well, I accidentally mentioned it in the same rank before but pan is actually Epic, which is one rank above Unique, But you do realize that it's all based on my own assumptions right..? Don't take it so seriously", Naruto explained as he chuckled lightly and stopped for a bit to eat his food.

"Hn, I know that but it kinda does make sense and it's a little interesting... Anyways Pan's Epic, huh. That seems more acceptable. But I still think Bi should definitely rank lower, even I know way too many who're Bi", he cringed as he said this, then continued normally, "but it's my first time meeting someone who's gay"

"Heh, so I was the first homosexual you ever met yet you showed such rude homophobic attitude towards me. That's no good, temeee", he teased.

"Shut up, just answer me, dobe. I'm curious", Sasuke evaded.

"Yes, yes, as you wish~ what were we talking about-? Ah right, the rankings. Well you see, Pan does rank higher than Bi by one rank but I don't think Bi should rank any lower than Unique. Cause even if people who identify as Bi are more than people who identify as gay, from personal experience I have the opinion that, Bisexuality is also used as an escape to hide their homosexuality most times so that would make homosexuality more common comparatively - though it's debatable since it shouldn't count if they don't acknowledge themself as one, buuut this is just me giving out ranks all based on my own personal opinion with very limited knowledge of sexualities, so really it has zero credibility. But anyways, I have it ranked like this - Common Rank, Hetero. Rare Rank, Homo. Unique Rank, Bi. Epic Rank, Pan. Legendary Rank, Ace. There are ranks higher than this like Hero and God, but I don't know about ALL the sexualities myself so I have no idea what to place in those higher ranks", he laughed sheepishly.

"Ugh- It's annoying that Bi is Unique but it makes sense when you put it that way, so kinda acceptable I guess", though Sasuke looked extremely dissatisfied even as he said this. Then continued in a more serious tone, "And really, there are actually way too many sexualities, I had no idea there were that many until I looked it up specifically. So, there's no way someone could know everything about it perfectly, unless they go all out and study about it or something. It's all so useless too", Sasuke looked exasperated.

"Even though it's useless, you still looked it up anyways huh", Naruto teased.

"Shut up. I was just curious... And it was kinda interesting, the way you ranked it, even though it's totally annoying that you conveniently placed yourself in a Rare rank", Sasuke glared childishly.

"Hahahah, maybe I should place myself higher after all! Like you said Bi is more common than gay so from today on I'll place myself in UNIQUE!! Thank you, Sasuke for telling me I should rank higher", He teased, but silently decided to go with a Unique rank after all. That makes more sense - or so he was convinced.

"You-", Sasuke quivered angrily, "Don't you dare..! I never said you should Rank higher!!!"

"Oh, but you did, Sasuke, You told me how I'm the only gay person you know AND that you know lots more Bi people compared to gay. Hey, doesn't that mean you think, it's more UNIQUE to be homosexual? Geez, you flatter me too much!", Naruto looked away bashfully - quite over dramaticly.

"...You're so annoying", Sasuke gave up. There's no way he could bring down someone this idiotically proud of oneself, this overly proud blonde turned even insults into praises for himself, Sasuke had no choice but to give up. This blonde was way too formidable. And very annoyingly so.

"Oh- But why are you so homophobic even though you already know some Bisexual people..?", Naruto asked curiously after a while.

"It's because of those said bisexual people", Sasuke looked utterly livid. Then continued in a ranting tone, "Listen to this..! They were all sooo shamelessly flirting with me - some of them dared to get physical with me too! Even after I told them countless times that I'm uncomfortable with it! That was sooo disgusting and they were completely the worst that could ever exist!", Sasuke ranted out angrily.

"Reminds me of the time when one of my female friends who's a lesbian was absolutely livid at a really persistent guy who kept being physically flirty her, dispite knowing she's not into guys, that's practically sexual harassment", he looked livid as he said this, then commented as he cringed, "though that one was straight and not Bi"

"I hate people who flirt like that. Even though I'm into girls, I honestly don't like it when girls try to get too physically close to me either, it's just very uncomfortable when they try to get touchy n stuff", Sasuke said in annoyance.

"Well, I get that, even if I'm into guys, I actually don't feel comfortable when guys try to get too physically close to me either, mostly because I don't really like getting too touchy feely with people who I don't trust yet. But It may also be a bit biased because I'm heterophobic, even if they don't have bad intentions, I just feel uncomfortable, if they're straight", Naruto cringed.

"Cause you're heterophobic..?", Sasuke asked confusedly.

Naruto paused for a moment, then tried to explain without revealing too much, "Yeah, cause my Heterophobia actually only applies to straight guys -even Bi guys sometimes- But with girls, I just feel uncomfortable when they look at me in that way, cause I don't swing that way, it's just awkward and weird, also kind of gross", he explained and cringed as he did so.

"I can relate somehow, I felt like that too when those guys were flirting with me shamelessly, mainly because I don't swing that way. Cause Some of them actually didn't get physical with me but I still felt very uncomfortable, so I kind of get it", Sasuke too cringed, remembering it.

"It's gross after all huh", Naruto could somehow empathize.

"I know right", Sasuke sighed, unconsciously empathizing.

Even though, Sasuke was straight and a homophobe to boot, he really wasn't like the others that Naruto had encountered so far. He could understand why Sasuke was homophobic too and he also felt comfortable with him. And Sasuke wasn't as insensitive as Naruto thought he was at first. Actually, the more he talked to him, the more he realized that Sasuke was in fact really understanding. So he couldn't help but think, maybe it's okay to tell him, even though he's homophobic, maybe if it's Sasuke - no, since it's Sasuke, he'd definitely understand. He couldn't help but think that, So he decided to open up to him, just a little more-

"But you know, even though those girls who only just flirted with me were really rude and insensitive most times, they were still ways better than some guys who were just insensitive perverts. Actually, I do know some Bi guys too, but both straight 'n bi guys only tried to get me to sleep with them after finding out my sexuality, even though they had no romantic intentions behind it, what so ever", he said feeling disgusted and nervous at the same time.

"That's down right disgusting..! But Why were straight ones trying to sleep with you though? Are you sure they were straight even? Why would they even wanna sleep with a guy if they're straight?", Sasuke couldn't comprehend it at all.

"That's what I wanna know. Some of them were probably just looking for a substitute that could play a girl's role for them, but even that's just so disgusting, they were just insensitive perverts. So compared to them, even those flirty girls seemed better to me - even though some of them were really rude and homophobic too", he said in disgust, then sighed.

"That's completely the worst", Sasuke said in frustration, "So that's why you said your Heterophobia only applies to guys", he felt that he could understand what Naruto meant when he said he was Heterophobic now. With the pit of his stomach clenching in disgust, he was unable to comprehend how someone could be so disgustingly rude and disrespectful towards another.

Naruto smiled a little, feeling so relieved that Sasuke actually understood, he really wanted to tell him everything now, so he decided to let it all out. It was his first time talking to a straight guy about his trauma towards straight guys, it was truly ironic but since it was Sasuke, he knew it would be fine now, so he told him everything honestly -

"Yeah, since most of them were straight -some of them even homophobic, and they just did that out of spite most times, something like 'since you're fine with guys, you can sleep with me right?', that sort of thing, they didn't give my words or feelings any consideration - just cause I'm into guys, saying things like 'you should have no objections since you're a pervert who likes sleeping with guys anyways' and such things, even though some of them were Bi, they were just really insensitive too, assuming that I'd sleep them without a doubt, just because I'm into guys. To top it all off, since I've always been kind of grossed out by the thought of seeing females in a that kind of way, I just ended up being completely heterophobic, like I really feel extremely uncomfortable with straight or Bi guys, cause so far they've all been too insensitively perverted with me and I honestly just feel very uncomfortable when they openly give perverted looks towards girls too. Eventually I did meet straight guys n girls alike who were nice and considerate so I tried my best to get along with them as best as I could but I was honestly not completely comfortable with them either. Cause by then my Heterophobia was already totally out of control, it was just completely irrational and unexplainable disgust towards straight guys, especially those who were homophobic, cause I do honestly have a trauma with them trying to sexually harass me out of spite for my sexuality - Oh! I beat em' all up mercilessly so nothing really happened but it was still so disgusting that I ended up with a trauma. Sooo yeah, I'm totally Heterophobic and really feel uncomfortable with straight guys and homophobes - I'm fine if they just tell me to stay away from them though, I actually feel  really relieved when they do, but most of them keep trying to harass me either physically or sexually so that's just too unbearable, It also gets troublesome after I beat em'all up, so it's really the worst ever. So, considering all that trauma, It's a miracle that I'm getting along with you, even though you're a homophobe on top of being straight. Oh- Or maybe it's because you're homophobic for a reason similar to mine, so I can relate to your phobia, and feel kind of at ease with you", Naruto grinned.

"...Maybe. But I think I'd become asexual for sure if I went through what you did though. I turned homophobic just because of some petty flirting bisexual guys. I can't even imagine how disgusting it must be to face insensitively rude girls who flirt with you dispite knowing you're not into girls and almost get jumped on by perverted guys who claim to be straight, too gross, I definitely wouldn't be able to take it", Sasuke said while losing himself just thinking about it.

"Good thing you're not homosexual then, since we're so Rare - no scratch that - Unique~ people try to satisfy their 'curiousity' with us all the time, in the worst possible ways too. Oh but well, it could also be that I'm the only homosexual that's unlucky enough to only encounter such terrible people", Naruto sulked, "I did meet good people too though so its not all that bad I guess"

"No, it's bad, it's totally bad. I thought that I encountered the worst people, but you had it worse huh. How can you still be so open about your sexuality even though it's so troublesome..?", Sasuke couldn't help but ask.

Naruto smiled, "One, because I'm actually genuinely proud of my sexuality and think that I deserve better people in life, so I have to be more honest with myself and others too if I want to find good, genuine people, Right? Like you, for example", he grinned.

"Ugh- Don't tease me right now, I already feel really bad about calling you gross and being so rude to you without knowing anything about you first... I'm sorry", he whispered out the last part.

"I really wasn't teasing you though. It's true that you were rude at first but you never crossed your limits, and you are so understanding and honest too, dispite being uncomfortable with people who are into guys. I'm truly very thankful for that. And thanks a lot for apologizing too, I'm really sorry as well for unreasonably calling you gross and stuff just because I was pissed off. I even said all that stuff about those ranking things 'n all out of spite, that was really childish of me", Naruto admitted sheepishly.

"You say 'out of spite' but you actually just totally believe you're a Unique rank, don't you?", Sasuke teased, just trying to lighten the mood.

"Yeah, you're right, I do", Naruto admitted bluntly and laughed, "I'm Unique myself so it's fine", he in fact truly believed so.

"Fine, I guess you are.. But I'm definitely better than you!", Sasuke added competitively.

"Bring it on! I'll show you how common you really are in front of me", Naruto declared, confidently smirking.

"You're annoying after all", Sasuke glared.

"Heheheh, isn't it morelike you just can't handle me and my Uniqueness..!", Naruto smiled slyly.

"Yeah, I can't handle you and your weirdness", Sasuke tried to slip in an insult.

"Weird is the new Unique after all huh! Gosh! Sasuke, you flatter me too much!", Naruto dramaticly acted bashful. Successfully twisting Sasuke's insults into compliments.

Sasuke sighed and chuckled. He really couldn't win against this blonde yet but he wasn't planning to give up either. Sasuke was truly starting to look up to Naruto. He really couldn't stop himself from thinking that the way Naruto was so confident and strong willed was just too amazingly cool. And dispite going through all that, he was still so honest and strong enough to say he was into guys, without an ounce of hesitation. Naruto was just too cool and Sasuke really wanted surpass him one day, and be someone who's way more amazing than him.

A Homophobe admiring a Homosexual was completely unheard of but somethings just mysteriously work out sometimes - Or maybe it was because they were both honest and understanding with each other. Either way, things were all heading in good direction for our beloved childish protagonists.