Tyler: Hey.

Evan: hey man. since when do you wanna talk to me?

Tyler: I just really needed to talk to soeone right now...

Tyler: *someone

Evan: why, what's wrong?

Tyler: Kelly and I got into another fight. I don't know what's up with her.

Evan: oh, i'm sorry man. hey, i'll come visit if it will make you feel better ;)

Tyler: How would that make me feel better? We don't even fucking know each other man. We've literally been texting for two days.

Evan: ouch, i was just trying to make you feel better man. if you don't want a distraction though, ill leave you alone with the pain 

Tyler: What would we even do? I'm in a hotel right now. What, would we play Twister or something?? I don't even have that with me.

Evan: oh yeah we could play twister all right ;) on the bed, naked baby ;) 

Tyler: Eww, you're gross, lol.

Evan: you didn't say no tho

Tyler: No.

Evan: fine, ill leave

Tyler: fine
Seen at 6:45 PM 

Tyler: Wait no, I was kidding. Don't leave.
Seen at 6:52 PM

Tyler: Please, I'm lonely. I'm miserable. Evan.
Seen at 6:55 PM

Tyler: Ugh.
Seen at 6:58 PM

Tyler: daddy

Evan: yes baby ;)

Tyler: I hate you.

Evan: then why did you call me daddy? ;)

Tyler: Because.

Evan: cuz why ;)

Tyler: So I could get your attention?

Evan: sure, whatever you say, baby boy

Tyler: I'm not your baby boy.

Evan: okay

Evan: baby boy

Tyler: Fuck you.

Evan: okay ;) when and where? what's your address?

Tyler: 132 Cardinal Way, bitch, come get me.

Evan: hmm maybe 

Tyler: No balls. Lmao.

Evan: oh i have the balls >:)

Tyler: whatever