Kitty--0w0--Face requests: React to DirkKat

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KARKAT: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK AM I LOOKING AT? OKAY, LISTEN. IF DAVE AND I WEREN'T TRIPPING ALL OVER OURSELVES WHEN IT COMES TO OUR QUADRANTS, I MIGHT HONESTLY CONSIDER IT. BOTH OF THEM HAVE THEIR FLAWS AND THEIR ATTRIBUTES BUT, AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME, IM HOPELESSLY DEDICATED TO HIS COOLKID POSER OF A BROTHER. I DIDN'T SPEND THE LAST TWO AND A HALF YEARS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP REDROM FLIRTING WITH HIM TO THROW IT ALL AWAY. DIRK SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY, BUT HES NOT EVEN OVER JAKE YET. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IN ANOTHER TIMELINE SINCE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. OR SO IM TOLD.
DAVE: dude. youd bone my br-- dirk? im kind of wounded. especially after saying youre supposedly "hopelessly dedicated" to me.
KARKAT: YOU HEARD ALL THAT?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING! THIS ISN'T YOUR QUESTION!
DAVE: oh. did i say i was listening? well shit. look at the time. it seems to be time for me to fuck right off.
KARKAT: I HATE YOU. SO FUCKING MUCH.
DAVE: love you too, crab cakes <3

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