~John's Point of View~

Having a girlfriend is great. Yes. But what if your girl is crazy? What if she's way beyond crazy?

Mine? Well, crazy cannot describe her. I don't know, but (Y/N) drives me nuts all the time. She's very childish. People know her as a girl with a pleasing personality. Which is obviously the opposite of how I know her. When she's around other people, she's quite the shy type. She acts all demure, innocent and sweet.

But when she's with me..

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#1

One time, (Y/N) and I were walking around the mall when she suddenly tugged my hand, getting my attention.

"Hmm?"

"I feel like I'm leaking, can you please check it?"

"Okay." I nodded and went behind her to check if there's any red stain. Thankfully there's none.

"You're all good. Don't worry." I said giving her a reassuring smile and patted her back.

"But it feels wet. Come on. Make it sure." She said uneasily.

"Ehh? But I remember you said your period just ended?"

"Just feel it, please." She said, pulling that puppy dog eyes she knew I can't resist. I sighed in defeat and placed my hand on her butt to feel any damp spot but found none. I was about to pull my hand away when, to my surprise, she purposefully farted in my hand and ran away, laughing. I was left standing on the same spot, amused. What the hell?

That girl... She's all gorgeous but, jeez. She doesn't act like one.

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#2

Another time, we were inside the car. I was driving her home from the convention we have attended. I glanced at her and she was just starting at the window. I smiled. She's cute when she's calm.

"John?" She said softly.

"Yes, love?" I raised my eyebrows glancing at her once. I better keep my eyes on the road than getting us in an accident.

"Jooohn."

"Yeah?"

"Joooooooohn."

"What is it?"

"Hey, Johnnnn."

"What?" I said laughing a bit and looked at her. I don't know what has gotten into her. But I'm guessing she's bored.

Her eyes soften, and smiled sweetly at me.

"Can you do me a favor?"

"Of course. What is it?"

"Love me, please."

I just stared at her and gave her a 'seriously?' look.

"I always do love you, dummy." I said and chuckled leaning in and pecking her lips.

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#3

We were on her house, watching television on their living room. Her parents were out until 8 PM. We were both sitting on the couch and she suddenly scooted closer to me, grabbing my face and forced me to face her. Her face was inches away from me and I could feel her warm breath. Damn, I could feel myself blushing. I feel gay, but damn. My eyes landed on her lips and I was so tempted to kiss it. She's my girlfriend anyway so I can kiss her whenever I like. However, she suddenly spoke.

"John, promise me that whatever happens, you will always be by my side. Promise me that you will never leave me no matter what happens, please?"

This caught me off guard.

"What's wrong? What's the drama all about?" I asked worriedly with a frown.

"Are you going to come with me?"

"Of course I will. But where?"

"Will you come with me to the bathroom? I need to poop." She said smiling sheepishly.

If I just don't love this girl, I've already given her soul to Satan for free.

But nah. I love her enough to do that.

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#4

We were both inside my room. Actually, this was the first time I brought her inside my room but I only did this because I have something to give her. It's a present for our first anniversary.

She was sitting on my bed and I was sitting on the chair near my desk. I beckoned her to come at me. I was going to give her the thing I bought that she really likes. But, I was taken aback when tears started rolling down her eyes. What did I do?? D-did I offend her when I asked her to come to me?? I don't think so!

I moved close to her and knelt in front of her. I wiped her tears and grabbed her hand, giving them a gentle squeeze.

"What's the matter, (Y/N)?" I asked in a soothing voice. She, didn't speak but she's still crying.

"Hey, please stop crying. I.. I-I don't know how to stop a girl from crying.." I admitted, wiping off some of her tears.

She looked at me and sniffled a few times.

"I'm sorry, John, but I can't do it." I stared at her confused.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm afraid. I-I'm still.. a virgin." She said blushing.

I blinked a few times to process what she had just said. I wasn't expecting that from her. As soon as it sunk in me, my mouth formed a small 'o' and nodded, mentally facepalming myself.

Damn her and her being over dramatic.

Her mind is even dirtier than mine for thinking stuff like that. I like it, though. Hehehe.

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#5 (WORST)

We were at her house again. It was a Saturday night and her parents allowed me to hang out with her until 10 PM. Unfortunately, 10 PM had dropped 10 minutes ago.

"Hey, baby. I need to go now. It's already past 10 PM." I said glancing at my wrist watch.

"Okay.." she said begrudgingly and wore a sad face.

I chuckled softly pulling her into a hug.

"Don't be sad. We're still going to meet tomorrow. I'm kind of worried you will eventually get sick of me since you see my face almost everyday." She pulled away from me.

"You know that will never happen." She said seriously, frowning deeply.

"I know." I said smiling widely, grabbing her face and brought it closer to mine. I kissed her deeply once and pulled back grinning.

"It's time for me to go."

"Fine. You can leave now." She said giggling softly. How cute. I kissed her on the forehead before totally leaving.

Ten minutes of walking until I reached the corner. I was about to hail a cab, when I heard a familiar voice behind me.

"Egbert!" I turned around only to see (Y/N), grinning widely at me.

"What the hell are you doing out here?? Why did you follow me? And.." I looked at her from head to foot.

"You're wearing shorts! What if some perv spotted you? You're supposed to be at home. It's already late." I scolded her, pinching the bridge of my nose and closing my eyes to calm myself down.

"Then.. can you walk me back home?" She said sweetly, clinging onto my arm.

"Please?" I sighed in defeat and nodded.

"Fine. You're lucky I love you."

She was hella frustrating to deal with. But she said, she only wanted to be with me for a little bit longer. Oh God, she's very sweet but vexing at the same time.

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I'd probably die early because of her, hahaha. I don't know what's up with this girl but it seems like she's taking drugs since birth.

See? It's very opposite how other people sees her.

But despite that, I love how comfortable we are to each other. I'm so glad that she's just herself whenever she's with me. Even if she's annoying the fuck out of me, I still love her so much. She's one of a kind and I'm not letting her go.

"Hey, (Y/N). Even if you're not right in the head most of the time, it's fine by me. I still love you and I will never give up on you until the end. I will definitely do the favor you asked me. That moment when you said, 'Marry me, okay?'".
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First one shot for this fandom. Done! :D

I don't really know how to write in John's perspective, but it was needed. Sorry. 😭

Ahh, but I hope you liked it, guys. ;u;

Stay tuned for the next update! 👻

Song: Cinderblock Garden by All Time Low 😍

-Dewna