**Reason for lack of fanfic: fuCK SERRANO PEPPERS GODDAMN, IT BURNS UNDERNEATH THE FINGERNAILS AAAAAAAAAAAAGH**

Y/n's POV

Once every month, the bar would change up and go into a different era for a night. '80's night was a popular one, along with '60's night. Tonight I was preforming one of my favorites. I smile wickedly in the mirror, my hair teased into curls and my sharp dress showing off my curves. I deftly put on black lipstick and some eyeliner. I want to look just like all those ladies from the 20's. I slip on black lace gloves and pick up my microphone. Apparently someone special was coming to the bar, I need to make sure I look perfect. "And finally, here is the miss Y/n Serket!" I slide through the curtains and wink at the crowd. I was on a small stage, the lights going to a nice shade of blue. I throw my curled bangs away from my cyborg eye and start singing.

"I think I did it again.
I made you believe we're more than just friends.
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush

But it doesn't mean I'm serious.
'Cause to lose all my senses,
That is just so typically me.
Oh baby, baby."

I look around and smile a bit seductively. The special guest. I walk closer.

Dualscar's POV

Holy fucking shit. The Serket girl has got moves, better than Mindfang, her sister. She winks and me and walks slowly to me. 

"Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart, got lost in the game.
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I'm in love.

That's I'm sent from above."

She gets close to my face, her left hand trailing my chin. I felt myself blush bright violet and I stay sitting. Gog, why me?

"I'm not that innocent."

The crowd whistled at the doll and she got back up. She grinned at me and blew me a small kiss before continuing the song.

"You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist.
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways,
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me.
Oh baby, oh."

Y/n's POV

He is quite hot. Not just from the teasing, poor guy, but over all. The Orphaner Dualscar. Violet blood, catches the people of lower blood, and my twin sister's ex. Perfect to fall in love with.

"Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart, got lost in the game.
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I'm in love.
That's I'm sent from above.
I'm not that innocent."

The instruments play and I slightly sway my hips to the beat. I can't help it, it is a wonderful song. The crowd seems happy enough and Dually seems flustered. This is good for the bar. I go an flirt with the other people, both girls and guys alike, but all I had my cheesy little heart on was Dualscar. He was glaring at the other people who, right after gaining my attention, leave. I go back onto the stage and finish the song.

"Oops, I did it again to your heart.
Got lost in the game oh baby,
Oops, you think I'm sent from above.
I'm not that innocent.

Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart, got lost in the game.
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I'm in love.
That's I'm sent from above.
I'm not that innocent.

Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart, got lost in the game.
Oh baby, baby.
Oops, you think I'm in love.
That's I'm sent from above.
I'm not that innocent."

I strike a pose and wink at the crowd, which goes crazy. I get a few wolf whistles and I blow kisses in the direction. I walk back behind the stage and begin wiping off the make up; hate that shit, but might as well use it to make the crowd love me. "WWell doll, you seem to be busy." I smile in the mirror hanging nearby. "Not busy enough for you, sugar."

Dualscar's POV

I blush a little at he nickname she called me. I lean against the wall, me towering over the little Serket. "Whaaaaaaaat do you need, Dually?" She smiles at me and I feel like melting to sea foam. "I wwant a date." I try to say smoothly, but the damn beautiful doll smirks at me. "A bit forward aren't you? You don't think Mindfang will be mad?" She turns from the mirror and looks at me with a semi-innocent look. She obviously knows about my falling out. And she doesn't care. "Oh she wwill, but I don't think you care." I say, giving her a wink. She giggled and places a hand on my cheek. "I'm free tomorrow after singing again. Meet me at the end." She smiles and kisses me in the cheek. I raise my hand to where she kissed me and blush brightly. She walks away smirking, and I exit the back area. Fuck that era that Cronus and Eridan like.

Sign me up to live in the 1920's with a flirty Y/n Serket any day.

**I didn't know how I was going to make this, but DAMN THAT WOMAN'S VOICE MADE ME MELT LIKE A POPSICLE ON A VELLAJO SUMMER DAY! I thought it was a good cover, and I thought, "Hey Cro's into the 50's/60's Greaser days, what if Dualscar gets into the different human eras?" I love the 20's. The sexist, racist 20's where the music was sultry and women finally got the right to vote. Anyways, I hope y'all liked this, I'll try to write more once I get the Serrano pepper juice out of my fingers! BYE**