--caligulasAquarium [CA] begins trolling chumHandle [CH] at 20:30--

CA: Wwell, wwho the fuck are you?

CH: How nice of you to ask. Someone you shouldn't talk to with that attitude. 

CA: Vvery frunny. Noww answwer the fuckin question, swweetheart. 

CH: Why exactly do you care? You don't know me and are a stranger. Haven't you learned about stranger danger? 

CA: Haven't you heard the royal name Ampora?

CH: Apparently only known among the sewers. Listen, I don't mean to be the rude shit that I am, but fuck off. And don't say I started this, because you are the one that actually started trolling. 

CA: WWAIT! Don't leavve, please. 

CH: :? Wtf, man. 

CA: Listen, I don't havve a lot of friends and I only wwent on here to actually make some, like Feferi told me to. 

CH: Wow.

CA: I knoww it wwent to a bad start, but I do truly wwant to knoww you. Please?

CH:...

CH: Fine. We are... Acquaintances. Not friends, not yet. 

CA: Thank you! 

CH: yeah, yeah. I gtg, my mother doesn't want me on this long. Bye.

CA: I didn't evver catch you name. I'm Eridan.

CH: Y/n.

--caligulasAquarium [CA] ceases trolling chumHandle [CH] at 20:50--

--caligulasAquarium [CA] begins trolling chumHandle [CH] at 09:00--

CA: Y/n.

CH: Yes, Eridan?

CA: Wwhat do you like to do?

CH: What is this, 20 questions?

CA: Basically. I mean, I knoww nothin about you, and you knoww nothin about me.

CH: I know that you're Eridan Ampora, apparent noble.

CA: Wwhatevver. Wwhat do you like to do?

CH: I love to read fanfic. I also love to (favorite activity/hobby = f/a/h). hbu?

CA: oh, I like readin.

CH: What type of books? I enjoy (Favorite book)... I never talked about them much.

CA: I read stuff like Harry Potter and other fantasy. Do you havve a matesprit?

CH: You falling for me already?

CA: Wwhat?! No! Wwhy wwould you think that?! 

CH: Dude, look back at your question. -u-

CA: Fine, fine. But I swwear I'm not flushing for you. I wwas just wwonderin.

CH: Right. 

CH: I gtg. The teacher's looking over at me. 

CA: Bye.

--caligulasAquarium [CA] ceases trolling chumHandle [CH] at 9:20--

~Timeskip around 2 weeks~

--chumHandle [CH] begins pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 13:30--

CH: Oi, nerd.

CA: Wwhat do you wwant, Geek?

CH: I just realized we've never seen each other :/. You could be a pedo, looking for girls to prey on.

CA: Y/n, you legit knoww everyfin about me. You evven knoww about the time I fuckin wwore the March outfit. You saww a picture!

CH: True, true. I guess I just want to meet you. In person, I mean. I think it would be nice.

CA: Yeah.. It wwould. Wwhere do you livve? 

CH: I live in Santa Cruz (just for now, you needs a beach). I'm guessing you live in the area, since you need the ocean.

CA: Actually, yeah. I do. Could wwe possibly meet at the beach? Tomorroww?

CH: Sure! I'll make a picnic, since food is life.

CA: Okay, see you after your human school.

CH: Bye nerd!

CA: See you, geek.

--chumHandle [CH] ceases pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 13:50--

~Next day~

I carefully place my cape around my neck, smiling slightly at the fact that I get to meet Y/n. ")(--EY ERI!" A happy Feferi bubbles out. "W)(at's up wit)( t)(e cape? You )(aven't worn t)(at in sw--EEPS." I blush a little ans say in my accent, "I'm going to see someone." I place my wand of science in my pocket for protection and head out. "I )(OP---E t)(e person glubbing like you, Erifish. Sea you soon!" She giggles to herself as she swims away. I shake my head and head towards the surface. The water was a little warmer than normal, but it felt nice. Usually in Santa Cruz it's freezing! I don't know why tourists even bother. I look around to see a girl with a basket. I head towards the shore to see her wild h/c hair. I step out and head towards her, thinking of a witty thing to say. Nothing really pops into my head, so when I get to her, I just say a quiet, "Hello, Y/n." She looks up, surprised. Her eyes shined in the sunlight and she grinned. "Hey, nerd. Whoa, you're a lot taller than I thought." She was a few inches shorter, just under my fin-like ears. "You're a lot shorter than I thought." I say mindlessly. Stupid, that is not what you say right away to a lady! I scowl at myself and she bursts out laughing. She drops the basket and opens her arms for a hug. "How've you been?" She exclaims, hugging the life out of me. I hug back and I felt my face go warm. "Wwell, considerin the coldness of the ocean, kind of nice." I say a bit nervously. She grins again and motions towards the basket that apparently holds food. I sit down with her on the sand, eating and talking, laughing and arguing. "Chocolate is way better than vanilla," She argues stubbornly. "Vvanilla you can at least add stuff," I say, equally stubborn. "Chocolate is too rich." She rolls her eyes and pops a strawberry in her mouth. I smile absentmindedly and she blushed a little bit. "Wwhat?" I ask. "Nothing, man. Just the sun." She looks over towards the water. "There is barely any sun left," I point out. All there is of it are rays bouncing off the clouds. She blushes deeper and yawns. She lies her head on my shoulder and I instinctively place my arm around her shoulders. "Wwho's flushing for wwho noww?" I say, teasing lightly. She jabs me in the stomach lightly and her eyes flutter. "Too lazy to move." She grumbles, her voice faltering in the middle, making her seem even more tired. I lay down, pulling her down. Her breathes go even and I smile to myself. I check to see if she's fully asleep and kiss her forehead lightly. "I guess I am, geek." I mumble. She smiles in her sleep and hugs me tightly. I close my eyes as well, the last rays vanishing from the sky. I calm myself before almost dropping off. 

"You think I'm not flushing for you, nerd?"

**Sorry for not writing as much, my last week of school has been crazy. I already have a sunburn that hurts like the dickens! Anyways, I have one more request, then I have an Idea. So, if you're requesting, it's going to be after those two, so you'll be waiting a bit. Hope you enjoyed this one, because I kinda did. Then again, that just shows how lonely I am -u-. 

Congrats if any of y'all are graduating or advancing. I dyed my hair neon green just for the advancement tomorrow! HELP I'M GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL EGH!

I love all you nerds, geeks, followers, friends, haters (AKA motivators), and random people! BYE**