**This is short because I didn't know what to write. I mean, I guess I had an idea? Just not a long one shot idea. Good news at the end, enjoy the story!!**

"Why are you liike thii2, Gamzee." Sollux growls and his eyes flash red and blue.

"HaRd To MoThErFuCkIn AnSwEr A qUeStIoN," Gamzee snarls. "wHeN tHe QuEsTiOn ShOuLd Be AiMeD aT yOu." Sollux flushes yellow with anger. 

"Guys, please," Y/n pleaded. "I'm sick of the fights." Gamzee looked at his matesprite with concern and love. He wishes he couldn't fight as well, but Sollux went too far this time.

"Buzz out, Y/n you're goiing two get hut thii2 tiime." Sollux picks up a piece and throws it at the stoned highblood. 

"Oh, YoU aRe GoInG dOwn!" He roared, throwing small, sharp pieces at the Gemini. Soon, they reduced the pieces to wooden markers, the board broken in half, and Y/n hiding behind the couch they were previously sitting on. She scrolled through her phone as she listened to the insults, writing down hilarious ones to say later. When she peeked over her defense, she almost got pegged with a house piece, making her duck down once more.

"YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK!"

"2HUT UP, YOU ONLY HAVE BIG HORNS BECAU2E OF PLA2TIIC 2URGERY!"

"LIES. ALL LIES, YOU WEAR GIRL'S UNDERWEAR!"

"AW, FUCK YOU!"

"BOYS!" Y/n roared, leaping up. Behind the couch she was laughing hard, but she had to calm them down before Gamzee becomes insane and Sollux passes out from using his psionic powers. 

They both stopped, flushed in the face from tussling on the ground, panting from exertion of exercise. Y/n took a quick photo for blackmail before continuing.

"We were just supposed to play Monopoly, you shits." She said, hands on her hips, scolding the two boys. "Sollux rightfully bought the water works Gamzee, and Gamzee has all of the properties surrounding go. So stop acting like wrigglers!" She crossed her arms as the boys separated and blushed from the scolding. Gamzee rubbed his now bruised arm and Sollux brushed the dust off his shirt.

"2orry Y/n."

"SoRrY, bAbE."

Y/n sighed and hugged the two boys before cleaning up the game. 

"At least I know not to play board games with you nerds." She snorts and the boys sheepishly grin. She sighs once more and places the game in the trash. "What 2hould we do now?" Sollux asked. Y/n smirks and pulls out one last game she thinks they might like.

"You ever played Mario Kart?"

**HA, HAVE FUN WITH THAT MY BOYS. 

Oki, some good news: I now have a YouTube channel! I'm very proud of myself, posted my first video today. It's going to be a music/animation channel called "OneSmolUkulele." So yeah, if you liked my music on my InstaGam then you might like my Youtube Channel! I'll be posting on Wednesdays because my school gets out at 12:00 that day.

Bad news: I am going to be slow with these requests because I am in a play. Again. I'm a shark boi in West Side Story, and choreography is a bitch. 

Alright my lovelies, I love you! Bye :o)**