Meenah Peixes. 

You'd think with a precious little sister that she'd be pure-hearted. WRONG, WRONG, TERRIBLY WRONG. The first words I heard from her were disgusting, funny, and unfortunately, a perfect pick up line to get my heart.

We were in history class and I was sitting in front of her, actually doing my work like the good little high schooler that I was. I was just finishing up my last question when she tapped me on he back. "Hey, N/n." She whispered, her smirk mischievous. "What's up, Meenah?" I wasn't on bad terms with the girl, rather the opposite; I love her. "I mig)(t not go down in )(istory, but I'd go down on you." I felt my face light up to a shade of red I didn't even know exist and groan. "I can't wait to )(ear t)(at in my room." She winks behind her glasses and I punch her in the arm. "You need Jesus!" I whisper-yell jokingly. ")(e can join in too." I felt my face go hot and I turn back to the lesson. Meenah scrambled my head, so thankfully the bell rang before I had to learn anymore.

"Wvhoa there, a flustered Y/n?" Cronus, my best friend, teased. I lean against our lockers and groan again. "Cro she basically said she wanted to fuck me," I say. He chuckles and grabs a science textbook. "What am I to do?" "I don't knowv, I'vwe only been in twvo relationships." He wiggles his eyebrows as his boyfriend walks beside us to Science. "Hell9 Cr9nus and Y/n, have y9u finished y9ur h9mew9rk?" Kankri smiles at me and I show him my worksheet. "Anyways, how do you solve a problem like her?" I ask Cronus. He looped an arm around Kankri and shrugged. "I havwe no clue." Kankri looked at Cronus in a knowing way and I put my head in my hands. "Why do I like such a bad girl?" I say. I felt another tap on my shoulder and I whirl around to see the tall, fuchsia blood holding up a science worksheet. "Can you )(elp me wit)( my science assignment?" I smile shyly and nod. "Great, I need to know )(ow to get to Uranus." I look at her, shocked and run to my classroom. She's hot, yet so nasty; how could I have landed a heart on her?

I slam my head on my locker about five times before Kankri stops me. "Y9u're g9ing t9 hurt y9urself 6adly and I can't have my fav9rite human d9 that." He smiles good naturedly. "Y9u really are head 9ver heels f9r her." I look at him in overexaggerated despair and wail. "Shush, you have your boy, let me love the girl." Meenah was passing by and suddenly I felt someone touch my butt. I squeak and Meenah was smirking, walking away from Kankri's rant on personal boundaries. "You mind if I fantasize about you?" I heard her yell. I roll my eyes and slam my head onto my locker again. "Y/n!" "END ME."

I changed into my pajamas for the night when I saw the note. 'Meet me at t)(e town square at 8:00 tonig)(t~ Meenah." I blush bright and my watch only read 7:45. If I hurry, I can be there and my parents won't be pissed. I quickly changed back into my normal clothes and rush out with my bike in tow. I slide onto the seat andpedal away to the town square, to the highblood in heels.

I pant a little and sit at the water fountain, waiting for Meenah. I got there at around 7:55, so I was early. I lean against the barrier of the fountain and look up at the sky. Since it's fall, the sky had a few gray clouds surrounding the moon in its bright glory. The stars were bright and I really didn't need the streetlight to see. ")(ey gilfrond." I jump a little to see Meenah's face in front of me. "O-oh, hi Meenah." I say in a quavering voice. I mentally prepare myself for some awful, dirty pick up line in 3, 2, 1-

"If I told you t)(at you are beautiful, )(ow many times will I )(ave to repeat myself to make you believe it?" I blink in surprise. "Okay, what have you done with Meenah?" I say in a sarcastic voice, my hands at my hips. "If I could rearrange t)(e )(uman alp)(abet, I'd put U and I toget)(er." I smile and blush pink. It was sweet and cheesy that she was saying that, but this doesn't sound like the cocky and smarmy girl I know. She seemed unsure of herself. She scratched her scalp and then blushed fuchsia. Wait, oh my God she blushed. "Is t)(ere any way I can call you mine wit)(out you rejecting me?" She stumbled through the sentence. I smile largely. "Fuck it!" I heard her say in a whisper. "Y/n." "Hmm?" "I gotta say somefin t)(at I've been wanting to say for a w)(ale." She took a deep breath and clenched her fists. "Y/n L/n, I being t)(e guppy t)(at I am, )(ave )(ad a flus)( crus)( since I arrived on Eart)( and I can't seem to get you out of my s)(itty )(ead." I sile and fiddle with my hands. "I know t)(at I can be a mout)(y beac)(, but I was wondering if I could )(ave a c)(ance wit)( you?" I smile like the Cheshire cat with Alice, but she was looking down. I think quickly. Obviously I want to go out with her, but why not say something that surprises her, like she had done to me?

"I-I must be hunting treasure, because I'm digging y-your chest." I blush madly and walk closer to her. She looks up, startled. "You have some nice jewelry, it would look better on my nightstand." She laughs and I say one more. "Smile if you want to make out with me." She began guffawing and I grin at her. She hugs me tight. "Is t)(at a yes?" She squeals. I melt into her arms and say a small "Yes." 

I felt like I needed to wash my mouth out with soap after that. She loved them, but I don't think I'll say them too much! to think that we started going out from a few dirty words.