((KurTuna))

"4nd 753n, Cr0nu2 w42 4ll l1k3, 'W0w 7un4, w5y 4r3 y0u 2uc5 4 fuck-up?' 4nd 1 7r13d too t311 51m 4b0u7 my 4cc1d3n7, bu7 53 w0uld'n7 270p 14ug51ng 47 m3. 753n-" Mituna stopped talking when he saw the angry look in Kurloz white orbs. "Kur10z, w547s wr0ng?" Kurloz sighed, and began signing at a rapid pace.
'IM TIRED OF THAT GREASER ALWAYS PICKING ON YOU FOR NO GOGDAMNED REASON, YOU DONT DESERVE THAT.' Mituna looked very confused. "0k, 1 d0n'7 und3r274nd w547 t53 h311 y0u ju27 7r13d 70 7311 m3!"
Kurloz growled silently, then gently picked up Mituna, and put him on his back. Mituna screeched, and clung to Kurloz in fear of getting dropped. "K-Kur10z, d1d 7un4 d0 4 b4d 751ng?" This made Kurloz even angrier, but he shook his head 'no'. Kurloz began walking towards where the greasers current location was, and that was the park. Hitting on female trolls of course. Kurloz went behind Cronus, and tapped on his shoulder. Cronus turned around, and smirked. "Oh, it's just circus-freak and fuck-up." Kurloz let go of Mituna, and he slid down his back. Kurloz smiled, and grabbed the greaser's shirt collar. He glared into Cronus's eyes, and began speaking to him telepathically.
"LISTEN HERE YOU MAN-WHORE, IF YOU KEEP PICKING ON MITUNA I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CULL YOU IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY RIGHT ON THE SPOT!" Kurloz dropped Cronus, and the greaser held his head in a painful headache. 'Understood?' Kurloz signed, and Cronus quickly nodded and ran off. Kurloz turned back to a VERY confused Mituna. "Y0u'r3 BSL 12 4b20lu73 BS!" Kurloz 'smiled' and patted Mituna's head. Mituna grinned.
"12 7un4 24f3 n0w?" Kurloz nodded, and picked Mituna back up. They then began walking back to Kurloz's hive, where Mituna learned BSL the rest of the day.
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Picture not mine but it's so freaking adorable XD