Just to make sure everyone's completely comfortable here (we all want fun here in the Homestuck fandom) I got a few rules I should lay out.

What I WILL do:

- Fluff
- Angst
- AUs (Humanstuck, Zombiestuck, Demonstuck etc)
- Bloodswaps (Karkat Maryam, John Strider etc)
- Shipping (I mean, of course. I'm pretty sure everyone comes here for the shipping.)
- Friendships
- Rarepairs (hell yeah. You can finally live out your dave x jake or your nepeta x aradia fantasies or whatever.)
- Hiveswap (unless the character's friendsim hasn't come out yet)

What I WON'T do:

- NSFW (I mean, I know you like your lemons, but come on. I'm underage and I'm certain most wattpad homestuckers are too.)

- Incest ships (Don't ask me to write Stridercest, Dersecest, Johnjake etc. it makes me extremely uncomfortable.)

- Pedophillic ships

- Ships that were abusive in canon (tavris, gamrezi etc)

- X Readers. Sorry y'all. It's just hard to do.

And some notes that you can skip if you want:

- Some ships might make me uncomfortable that aren't necessarily bad. If that happens I'll just ask you if I can write another ship and hope that you understand

- Don't try to make requests toooo specific? Specific requests are good but. You know.

- I try to make oneshots around 1,000 words long

That being said. Please give me requests.