Terezi sniffed the air. She had somehow managed to get roped into going over to Strider's house to listen to some 'sick beats.' She had trolled the dude before, but she had never actually met him. All she knew was she smelt red. 

Dave stepped into his bedroom. It took him a moment to notice the troll girl sniffing one of his shirts in the corner. She licked the shirt and laughed to herself. Dave cleared his throat to make it clear that he was indeed in the room. Terezi's head whipped towards the source of the noise. She threw the shirt behind her and attempted to pretend she was cleaning the Strider's messy room. She could smell the empty apple juice bottles. 

"What are you doing with my shirt?"

"HUH? WH4T SH1RT?" Terezi smiled sheepishly as she picked up another empty bottle of aj. 

Dave shrugged off Terezi's strange behavior and walked over to his turntables. He sipped from his bottle of aj.

"You ready to throw down some sick fires?" 

Terezi nodded and walked over to where Dave was. She resisted the nagging temptation to lick Dave's shirt. Dave handed her the headphones connected to one of the ports in the side of his turntables. She smiled and sniffed them before placing them on her head. They were red too, she liked this guy already. 

Strange but catchy music began to play. Terezi cackled, she was actually enjoying herself. She lifted her head and noticed Dave sitting across from her. She could smell him staring through his shades. 

Dave shuffled and picked up a microphone. He smiled at Terezi before he began to rap.

"Spittin' rhymes with Terezi, here sonAnd I'm officially the candidate for having some fun

 (You know)

 Bustin' shit for y'all, I quickly spitBut the fellas you are with,They ain't even legit,

 (because)

 I'm a Strider and there ain't none finerAll you other rappers try, but this gap is even wider thanThis roleimpossibleTry to step to the knight with the clock controlI digress,putting you in distressYou know I got the finesseAlways dress to impress 

(The best) 

Got a sword, but I ain't gonna use itGot my lyric weapon here, you know that I'll never refuse it 

(It's)

 too easy to dunk on you clownsWhen my sick rhymes always keepin' me down 

(Oh shit) 

Bustin' old school styleNow the class is in sessionSo stay for a while 

(Cause I'm) 

too fresh, here in the flesh Here it's better than the epic of Gilgamesh You think you're clever or better but that's whatever Rhyming ever is forever but never a self-aggressor

 (Yeah) 

Should I count all the reasons you're a zero?You've got no cash and a troll body-pillowGot the honey and the money so much that it ain't funnyThis is why I'm on top and I ain't gonna stop 

(Here) 

Got this rhyme And it's keeping in time In the words of myself; it is truly sublimeIt's prime, it's a crimeto keep it this real Better lock me up'Cause I ain't gotta reveal 

(this steel) 

Ideal, but you can't relate How 'bout you go back to your pillow and masturbate 

(Ooooh) 

I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?It's too bad that my lyrics are supremely endowedSo let me say that in conclusion, if you have any confusion,there's no optical illusion; all these words are no exclusion,if you want a bad confusion, I can give them in profusion,that there ain't no collusion.

 My vocal electrocution has the lyric restitution, not your lame-ass air pollution.There, I got the whole solution, with the high-class execution.Under constant evolution, start a Strider revolution,'n yo jumpass institution with wisdom that's so confusion."

Terezi was awe struck, Dave had some skill. She took the headphones off of her head and handed them to Dave. 

"What do you think?" The Strider was kind of glad she couldn't see him right now. He was smiling stupidly at her.

"TH4T W4S FUCK1NG AW3SOM3." 

Terezi cackled again. Dave wasn't too sure what to do. He blushed a bright red, dropping his stoic act. Terezi sniffed the air.

"D4V3?"

"Yeah?"

"WHY DO YOU SM3LL L1K3 R3D?"

Dave blushed even harder, attempting to brush off the question.

"My shirt is red." 

"1 KNOW, BUT TH1S 1S 4 D1FF3R3NT R3D."

Terezi's curiosity got the best of her. She sniffed the air, getting closer and closer to Dave until their faces were almost touching. 

Terezi licked Dave's cheek. He jumped at the slimy feeling, practically falling backwards, but Terezi's hands stopped him. 

"Y3P, TH3R3'S TH3 R3D." Terezi stopped licking Dave and instead wrapped her arms around his torso. Somehow they had managed to get comfortable like this. 

"Terezi."

"Y34H?"

Dave placed his hand under Terezi's chin and moved her face closer to his. He looked into her eyes as best he could through his shades and her glasses. He could see her bright red eyes, the color was similar to the one that surrounded his pupils. The only difference was it took over her entire eyes. He could feel the troll girl's breath, and she could feel his. Dave's gaze flickered from her eyes to her lips and back.

"4R3 YOU GO1NG TO K1SS M3 OR WH4T?" Terezi cackled before she was interrupted by soft pink lips pressing against her teal ones. They were definitely in no hurry to break the kiss. Until a smuppet to the head separated the two of them.

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A/N 

Credit to Octopimp for the rap up there :3

If you want to listen to the actual song, here's a link :3 

Thank you all for reading! Until next chapter!