A/N

(Y/F/A) stands for your favourite anime :)

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You sat on your couch re watching (Y/F/A) for the third time. You had been learning Japanese for years now but recently stopped classes because they were getting more and more expensive. Your sensei talked a lot about how things like anime and manga were really good practice, so you figured it would help you remember the language if you watched some anime every now and again.

One of your friends Dirk had introduced you to the anime when you went over to his house a while back. You were never really into it, but this one was just too good. Every time you would go over the two of you would watch it until his boyfriend Jake interrupted and the both of them ended up starting pretty heated make out sessions. Yeah, you really didn't want to see that anymore so you borrowed the disk from Dirk and now you binge it at home.

Unfortunately, you wouldn't be able to watch for much longer since your moirail Rufioh was forcing you to go to some stupid party and meet his other friends. Sure you loved the trolls, they were awesome from what you had heard, but parties sucked and you would much rather stay inside and watch anime then socialise. You already got ready earlier, so that meant you wouldn't have to get up to shower or take any breaks from watching unless you needed to pee or grab something to eat.

A knock on your door finally stopped you from staring at the bright screen that would most likely end up damaging your eye sight if you watched for much longer. You quickly turned off the TV and stood to answer the door.

"Hey doll, you ready to go now or do 1 have to wa1t for you to do your ha1r aga1n?"

You rolled your eyes at Rufioh. Last time he tried to take you somewhere, you tried to stall as much as possible and spent an entire two hours playing with your hair. He was never going to let you live that one down.

"Let's just go before I change my mind."

Rufioh snickered and began to walk away to his car. You were surprised he wasn't going to try and coax you into letting him fly the both of you all the way there this time like he did last time. For once Rufioh actually took your advice. He opened your door for you and waited for you to get in before he closed it and ran over to the driver's side. As soon as you buckled you got into the car, you could already smell the blueberry jelly belly air freshener Horrus had got for him. Apparently it was supposed to be some big romantic gesture where the jelly belly would remind him of the colour of Horrus' blood or something along those lines. It never really made any sense to you. Rufioh turned the key once he had got in and buckled himself in and began to drive to his hive.

---time skip brought to you by crying intensely over how adorable Homestuck ships are---

Once you had finally found a place to park that was even remotely near Rufioh's hive, you had realized how crazily crowded the place was and instantly regretted letting Rufioh talk you into this.

"Damn Rufi-hoe, since when did you have so many friends?" You closed Rufioh's hive door behind you and began the walk down the hallway to the living room where everyone was.

"Maybe 1f you got out a l1ttle more often you'd real1ze 1'm pretty popular doll," Rufioh smirked at your annoyed expression before he walked off to join Horrus. Everyone here knew someone, and the only person you knew was Rufioh, so you decided to follow along. You hadn't met Horrus yet either, and it would be nice to know who you'll have to beat up if they hurt your moirail.

Rufioh walked right over to where Horrus was sitting on Rufioh's sofa and sat straight onto his lap. You laughed at his display and sat beside him.

"8=D< e%cuse me but I do not think we have met before, would you happen to be (Y/N)?" Horrus turned to you and smiled.

"Uh... Yeah that's me."

"8=D< Well, it is nice to meet you," Horrus wrapped his arms around Rufioh to keep him in place. "8=D< Rufioh speaks of you often."

"Nice to meet you too," You replied. "Rufioh talks about you a lot too, never shuts up about you to be honest."

Rufioh gave you a side death glare while he spoke with who you could only assume was Meenah. Horrus' cheeks lit up with an adorable blue colour as he took one of his arms off of Rufioh to cover his face with his hand. You laughed at the adorable horse boy's flustered behaviour before a girl speaking very fluently in Japanese approached the four of you. Meenah scoffed before she turned and walked away, and Rufioh looked mildly uncomfortable. You assumed this was the Damara he talked about, the one who was his ex matesprit and someone you should stay away from at all costs.

'Finally, my Japanese knowledge will be of use.' You thought as you crossed your arms over your chest.

'Who the fuck is this bitch?' Your mind quickly translated. You cleared your throat before replying.

"My name is (Y/N)," You smirked. The girl squinted at you before realizing that you knew what she was saying.

'Oh my god you understand Ease Beforian?'

"Well, sort of, here it's called Japanese."

Rufioh and Horrus exchanged a look before Horrus snuggled his head into the crook of Rufioh's neck and zoned out, leaving the two of you to your conversation.

'You don't seem too horrible for someone who knows horsefucker and the other bulge lick.'

"Yeah well, 'bulge lick' is my moirail and--" Damara placed her hand over your mouth before you continued to talk. You assumed she only called them that because they couldn't understand what she was saying.

"Damara doll, 1 can understand what you are say1ng anyway you know," Rufioh sneered. "1'm not stup1d."

'You sure do act like it you fucker.'

Damara suddenly grabbed your hand and pulled you away from Rufioh. He seemed to give you a look that told you not to go, but Damara's grip on your hand was almost tight enough to cut off circulation, so you went with it.

'Now that we are away from those idiots,' Damara smirked. 'You should tell me more about yourself.'

A blush found it's way to your cheeks as Damara sat beside you. She'd lead to you some kind of closet in Rufioh's hive that you had never seen before, and quite frankly it seemed like a game of seven minutes in heaven was about to go down. You cleared your throat again while you thought of something to say.

"Well, I like anime and manga and I've been learning Japanese or as you call it, East Beforian for a few sweeps." Damara was moving awefully close to you. "I-I um... I spend most of my time inside my house and d-don't really get out that often so nothing really exciting happens in my life."

Damara nodded. Before she suddenly moved her body to your lap. Surprisngly in the light of the closet, she looked extremely attractive, which only made you more flustered and less able to speak normally. But one thing really threw you off. Suddenly Damara moved her head so that her lips were grazing your ear as she whispered.

'So, do you have a matesprit?' Damara's voice sent shivers down your spine. 

"N-no." 

'Look's like I have you all to myself.' 

Before you could even blink, Damara caught you in a heated and rushed kiss. Her lips tasted like smoke and berries and she thought yours tasted like heaven. Her red lipstick smeared all around your lips as she continued to kiss you. The bright and vibrant shade of red almost matched the blush on your cheeks perfectly. Eventually the Japanese speaking troll released your lips, just in time for you to get some air before you passed out. You stared at Damara in awe, which caused her to chuckle. She then proceeded to stand and walk out of the closet, closing the door behind her. 

"Well, that just happened."