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this is a chat I had with some friends on MSPARP im either sollux or mituna in the conversation

AG: *sighs and crosses arms*

CA: i had no fucking choice

CG: *FACEPALM COMBO X2*

TA: ......

CA: sol kill me noww

TA: no ii wont kiill you

CG: .....

AC: :33 < ....

AG: I'm changing again. *Walks to room, closing door sorta loudly*

CA: wwhy the fuck not?

CG: IM SO LOST.

AC: :33 < -sits on the ground./ me too

TA: eriidan ju2t 2hut up iit2 ju2t a game!

CA: but i kissed her cheek

TA: why diid you do that?

CG: 0-0

AC: :33 < ....

CA: because in the game you are supposed to kiss the other person!

AC: :33 < not exactly. i said, that mew can do what mew want. mew dont HAVE to kiss the other.

AG: *Comes 8ack down in this, not so happy *

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 9 ~~

CG: *HUGS NEPETA*

TG: aye))

AC: :33 < -hugs back/

AC: /hai

TA: iim 2o lo2t riight now

AG: [] Welcome 8ack Dave []

CG: /hi

TG: whatd i miss))

AG: [] 7 mins heaven []

TG: oh))

AC: /yea

AG: [] yep []

TG: well))

CA: sol i told you to kill me

CG: /urgh.

AG: *Sits 8ack in my lonely corner,legs out in front of me*

TA: yeah and iim not goiing two kiill you

TG: yo, guys im back. *walks back into the room*

CA: KILL ME

AG: Hey........

AC: :33 < meow.

TG: *looks at vriska* you okay?

AG: Yeah, fine.

TA: NO iim not goiing two fuckiing kiill you!

CG: *BASHING HEAD AGAINST WALL*

TG: WAIT GASP IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ROXY BUT SHES ALWAYS TAKEM HOLD ON))

turntechGodhead [TG] is now tipsyGnostalgic [TG]. ~~ 9 ~~

AG: [] cool []

TG: yeeeeeahh))

AG: [] ok []

AC: :33 < karkitty! -she stops him from doing that./

CA: *throwws burrito at roxy*

CG: *FRUSTRATED*

TG: ooh burruto *catches it and eats it*

AC: :33 < -she frowns, and hugs him./

TG: burritlo*

TG: burriti*

TG: fuck*

CG: 0-0

CG: ((OH WAIT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE DAVE BUT HES TAKEN GIME A SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 27 ~~

AG: Well........ I'm going. *Gets up and walks towards my room*

TG: duuuuuuude

CA: fucking hell *he storms into a diffrent room*

TG: ((lmao yw

TG: lol daev

TG: *dave

AC: :33 < meow

TG: hi roxy

TG: hey roxy

TG: *she walks over to him* hai dere. i haev a question

AC: :33 < i wont

AC: :33 < **wonder where equhiss is

caligulasAquarium [CA] is now in a pikachu costume! carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 1 ~~

in a pikachu costume! carcinoGeneticist [CG] disconnected.

TG: gasp *equius))

in a pikachu costume! carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

AG: *Slams door*

TG: gasp *equius))

AC: /no

CG: /yes

TG: what?

TG: lmao))

AC: /no that's not what I ment

TA: random per2on: *raptor noii2e2*

TG: uh..

TG: hei when *hiccups* when you.. you have to.. *she sits down next to him* ugh.. dave you! aaagh!! dave you- urgh!

TG: what is it ROXY

in a pikachu costume! carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now cuttlefishCuller [CC]. ~~ 1 ~~

CC: Scree

AG: *Laying on my 8ed, I reconsider life.*

TG: *pauses for a second then laughs* youre brother is haaaaawttt

TG: your*

TG: hot*

TG: uh...what.

AC: /Imma be Terezi. Hang on a sec

TG: gasp ilh))

TG: o-o what

TG: dirk is like... your brother and... nooooooo jake i love him

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now gallowsCalibrator [GC]. ~~ 16 ~~

TG: *she laya her head on his lap*

anonymous [??] joined chat. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: kays*

TG: laya*

CC: *s)(e walks to sollux* )(ey sollux

GC: -W4LKS 1N/ H3Y

TA: hey fef

TG: IM NOT DOING THAT ON POURPOSE HOLY SHIT IM NOT DRUNK I SWEAR OH NO))

TG: lays**

AG: *rolls off my 8ed and thumps to the floor*

GC: WH4TS GO1NG ON?

GC: >:?

CC: W)(ats up?

anonymous [??] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: 0-0

TG: dave whyyyy *takes a sip of vodka*

GC: -SN1FFS/

AG: *Gets up and walks out to the main room*

TG: why what?

TG: why what???????

EB: oh

EB: hey dave!

TG: i dont know and i- aaagh.

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arachnidsGrip [AG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

TA: *walk2 out of the room* fuck thii2 iim out

GC: UMM... WHY DO 1 SM3LL CONFUS1ON?

TG: *she looks at john* heeeeeyyy john

TG: oh. hey john.

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gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

AG: No.

CC: Nooo solluxxxx *s)(e follows )(im*

TG: siiiiiiigh

GC: -SN1FFS 4G41N/

ectoBiologist [EB] is now Doc Scratch []. ~~ 34 ~~

AG: [] 8e warned []

Hello

TG: hey.

Hello dave

TG: *she sits up* i need janey :(

TG: hey slenderbrain

AG: ........

GC: >:[ 1 SM3LL WH1T3 T3XT

AG: May I kill you?

Hello terezi

TG: how are you egghead?

TG: and calm down roxy.

GC: H3LLO WH1T3 T3XT

Doc Scratch [] is now ArsenicCarnivore [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

AC: :33 ~ hey guys! =3

GC: -SN1FFS 4G41N/

AG: *sits in corner, hugging knees*

AC: :33 ~ vriska?

CC: /please no OCs

AG: Yes?

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO VR1SK4/ WH4TS WRONG?

anonymous [??] joined chat. ~~ 35 ~~

TG: ye))

ArsenicCarnivore [AC] is now terminallyCapricious [TC]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: *she looks around then sees gamzee and runs over* hhhaaiii gamzeeee lol

TC: **Oh cRaP SoRrY ^^**

TG: uh....

AG: [] You know how to work this my friend? []

TG: wat))

TC: Oh hEy rOx sIs :o)

AG: [] the anon []

GC: 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG.

AG: What?

TC: HeY TeR SiS :o)

TG: got any aj

TA: *walk2 away* iim not goiing two anyone....

TC: HeY WoL BrO! :o)

TG: any ideas for a pch? im trying to make one up :(( ))

TC: Oh fUcK

TG: ?

TC: SoL BrO

TC: SoRrY SoL BrO :o(

anonymous [??] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 35 ~~

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO 4 CORN3R/

GC: -SN1FFS/

KANKRI: Uhm...Hell9 every9ne..,

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 9 ~~

TG: GIVE ME aj

GC: 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG CR4BBY

TC: HeYa kAn bRo :o)

CG: dont you just hate when you dont know who to be))

KANKRI: Hah

AG: [] yes []

CC: (()(ey guys, vriska and I wanna know if you gous )(ave skype!

CG: *WALKS IN* HEY ALL YOU NOOKSUCKERS

AG: Hello.

CG: NO :( ))

CC: ((*guys

TG: NOPE.

GC: OH! SO 1 SM3LT K4RKL3S

TC: HeEeEeYyY KsR BrO! :o)

GC: /yes I do

CG: FUCK, YOURE HERE?

TG: and so am i.

KANKRI: Shut up Karkat

GC: >:/

TG: your brothers here too!

AG: *Sighs and rests my head on my knees*

CC: ((if you guys do add me im potatoes1264707

TC: Yo vRiS SiS YoU MoThErFuCkIn oK?

GC: -SN1FFS, 4ND W4LKS OV3R TO K4RK4T/

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

GC: /okay

KANKRI: /Question. who's who right now?

TG: /this is fun

CG: OH LOOK WHO IT IS, THE SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR WHO WONT SHUT UP, AND A HUMAN WHO THINKS HES THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH. BUT NEWS FLASH! YOURE NOT.

CG: SHOCKER.

TC: **Im jAcKiE**

AG: Yeah, I'm fine.

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TG: do you even know what cool is?

MITUNA: W4ZZ4444P

CG: im known as vriska on g+))

KANKRI: /Mmkay. Anyone else?

TG: g

gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

TC: HeEeYy mItU BrO :o)

MITUNA: /im sollux on g+

CG: EXCUSE YOU, BUT I KNOW VERY WELL WHAT COOL IS

AG: [] yep, and Vriska is really cool []

KANKRI: Karkat. N9. N9 y9u d9n't just shut up

TG: okay then. define it.

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Kankri [KANKRI] disconnected.

Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 35 ~~

CG: *GROWLS* MAKE ME

terminallyCapricious [TC] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO K4RK4T/ H3H3H3

CG: i finally found a good pesterchum handle))

TG: /same

CG: OH GOG

MITUNA: 1 7H1NK 1 5H0ULD JU57 G0 N0W..............

GC: /Pesterchum?

CG: NOT YOU

CG: yeah))

AG: [] yep []

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N 'NOT M3' >:?

TG: karkles

AC: :33 < *ac sneaks up on her furriend karkitty and pounces!*

CG: WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF? IM NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU

CG: WHAT, DA- AHH! NEPETA!

GC: OH. >:[

TG: thanks nepeta

KANKRI: *laughs*

AC: :33 < *ac giggles*

TA: *walk2 back iin the room* hii.

CG: NEPETA GET THW FUCK OFF OF ME

CG: THE*

CG: shit))

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gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

AG: Well........ I'm going. *Stands up, smoothing out my dress and heads down the hall to my room*

AC: :33 < *ac gets off of karkitty and purrs*

CG: *SITS UP AND BRUSHES MYSELF OFF*

GC: F1N3. 1LL T4LK TO SOM3ON3 WHO 3NJOYS MY PR3S3NC3.

TA: /

TG: bye terezi....

AC: :33 < *ac asks karkitty how he is*

CG: UH... FINE, I GUESS? NO, TEREZI WAIT!

GC: >:?

CG: I...I LIED..

CG: I WAS JUST BEING CRABBY.

GC: OH?

TG: *laughing

CG: STFU DAVE

KANKRI: *walks away fr9m pe9ple*

GC: >:] SO YOU DO 3NJOY T4LK1NG TO M3

TG: *laughing*

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 34 ~~

AG: I'm not needed here. *Frowns and slams my door*

EB: hey guys

carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now FuckingcarcinoGeneticistbitches [CG]. ~~ 9 ~~

CG: omg i had to okay))

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

TG: hey john

GC: /wow

CG: I.. UH.. YEAH..

GC: /XD

EB: hey dave!

EB: how are you?

GC: H3H3H3.

GC: >:D

FuckingcarcinoGeneticistbitches [CG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 9 ~~

MITUNA: UH H1

AG: *Opens door for a moment and yells* Hey John! *Slams door closed again*

TG: ....

CG: *FLUSHES* SHUT UP...

Kankri [KANKRI] is now Meulin [MEULIN]. ~~ 35 ~~

GC: /I SHIP IT XD

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < HELLO

CG: OH SHIT LEJIONS IN THE HOUSE GOTTA GO FAST))

TG: wait what

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < *GIGGLES*

GC: H3H3H3H.

ectoBiologist [EB] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

CG: i honestly dont ship dave or karkat with anyome

TG: WE CAN NEVER RUN FAST ENOUGH

CG: like))

CG: thyre mine))

CG: fight me))

TG: ?

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < ????????

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < MEW?

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now centaursTesticle [CT]. ~~ 34 ~~

CT: D --> Hello

Meulin [MEULIN] is now grimAuxiliatrix [GA]. ~~ 35 ~~

AG: *crawls under my human 8ed and hides*

CG: HEY SWEATY ASS WEIRDO

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GA: Karkat. No

CG: OH! HEY KANAYA!

CG: (:B

CT: D --> Hello lowb100d.

TG: hey, kanaya. *rips her skirt and runs*

CG: *halo*))

MITUNA: H1.. *5175 0N 7H3 FL00R*

AG: *Hides under 8ed sadly, in the dress Kanaya made for me*

gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

GA: *growls And Appears In Front Of Dave*

TG: *turns and runs the other way*

CG: *LOOKS DOWN AT MITUNA* GREAT. NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING MEANTALLY RETARTED TROLL HERE. WHO INVITED HIM?

CG: its hard for me to be karkles because im so nice irl cries))

GA: KARKAT. RUDE MUCH. ARSHOLE

GC: H3H3H3

CG: STFU

CT: D --> Well..

TG: *hides*

GC: K4RK4T.

CG: WHAT

CT: D --> Considering his reputation..

MITUNA: *L00K5 47 7H3 GR0UND* 1M 50RRY..

GC: DO YOU H4V3 CH4LK?

CG: NO, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I

CT: D --> No.

CT: D --> I dont.

CG: NO MITUNA MY BABY IM SORRY ;-;))

GC: H3H3H3. 1 H4V3 CH4LK.

TG: *pokes head out* she gone?

CG: NO, ASSHAT.

CT: D --> Who

AG: Well........ *Talking to myself* I'm going to live here, and die here.

CT: D --> Wait

TG: okay....*goes back to hiding*

GC: -LOOKS 4T M1TUN4/ H3Y, DO YOU W4NT TO DR4W W1TH M3?

CT: D --> What do you mean?

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] is now The Signless [♋]. ~~ 35 ~~

CT: D --> Vriska

MITUNA: *L00K5 47 73R3Z1* 5UR3!

CT: D --> What do you mean?

♋: Hell9 every9ne

CT: D --> Hello

CG: OH GREAT LOOK WHOS HERE

TG: *HI HORN GUY

AG: *Hiding under my human 8ed* Leave me........

CT: D --> Why

CG: MY FUCKING SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR

TG: hes kinda cool lookin.

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AG: No reason........

♋: Karkat. D9 WANT a sickle sh9ved d9wn y9ur thr9at?

CG: WELL HES NOT

centaursTesticle [CT] is now Kurloz [KURLOZ]. ~~ 34 ~~

gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

CG: NO, BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DO?

TG: I WANNA SEE IT

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO EVERYONE >

MITUNA: H1 KURL0Z!

AG: No reason........

CG: GREAT. MORE MENTALLY RETARTED PEOPLE

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO MITUNA! >

GC: /sorry, my internet >:(

AG: [] ? []

CG: :( ))

GC: /my internet is just being stupid

♋: *r9lls eyes at Karkat*

TG: *laughs*

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KURLOZ: SIGNS: < OH >

CG: DONT YOU FUCKING ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME

CG: AND STFU DAVE

GC: /Safari has crashed like five times

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO SIGNLESS >

TG: NEVEEEEERRRRRR

GC: K4RK4T. C4NT YOU B3 N1C3?

CG: YES, OKAY. YOU WANT NICE? HERE:

TG: oh god no.

CG: *IN SARCASTIC TONE* I LOVE YOUR HAIR TODAY

CG: YOURE SO COOL

GC: K4RK4T. SHUT UP

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HONESTLY >

CG: I WANT TO FUCKING HUG YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING PASS OUT, BITCH

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

GC: -F4C3P4LM/

♋: I'ma cut a 6itch

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < IF YOU DO >

TG: why?

CG: lmao brb))

arachnidsGrip [AG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

AG: [] fuck u internet! []

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < OH >

TG: oh.

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KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO VRISKA >

GC: -W4LKS TO K4RK4T, 4ND PUTS 4 F1NG3R TO H1S L1PS/ SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GC: /Ikr?

TA: why the fuck are we rpiing? thii2 ii2 2tupiid

AG: *Hides under human 8ed, accidentally ripping the dress a little*

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO SOLLUX >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < NICE TO MEET YOU HERE >

TG: *facepalm*

AG: I hate everything........

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < WAIT >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < WHY? >

TG: 0-0

GC: NOW, 1M R3TURN1NG TO DR4W1NG.

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

Kurloz [KURLOZ] is now Cronus [CRONUS]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: uhhhhhh

CRONUS: vwhassup

AG: [] FEF!!! []

GC: -ST4RTS DR4W1NG ON TH3 W4LL/

The Signless [♋] is now terminallyCapricious [TC]. ~~ 35 ~~

TG: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

turntechGodhead [TG] is now Rufioh [RUFIOH]. ~~ 27 ~~

GC: >:?

CRONUS: ok im bored

RUFIOH: HEY GUIYS

TC: WaSsUp mY InVeRtObRoThErS AnD SiStErS?

CRONUS: im going

RUFIOH: HEYP

AG: *Gets out to see who else is here.* Hello? *I ask, walking 8ack to the main room*

GC: -1S DR4W1NG K4RK4T./

RUFIOH: oh h1 vr1ska

RUFIOH: bye,

AG: Hey Rufioh........

GC: H1 VR1SK4! H3H3H3H

CRONUS: vwait

Rufioh [RUFIOH] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 27 ~~

MITUNA: *DR4W1NG*

AG: What.......?

CRONUS: nevwermind

TG: whta?

MITUNA: *DR4W5*

GC: H3H3.. -CONT1NU3S DR4W1NG./

Monday 27 July 2015

AG: Well........ *Sits down alone in corner*

cuttlefishCuller [CC] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 1 ~~

AG: [] Hey. []

KANKRI: /*screams* cronkri

TG: hey...i want some aj

TG: *laughing*

Cronus [CRONUS] is now timaeusTestified [TT]. ~~ 34 ~~

TT: Hey lil bro

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Kankri [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

TG: OH CRAP HI BRO

GC: H3H3H3... C4NDY R3D

TG: BROOOOO

TT: Hey lil man

TG: heyyyyyy

MITUNA: *574ND5 UP* N0000 K4NKR1 D0N7 5734L MY H4ND5

KANKRI: /FUCKING CRONUS IS DIRK NOW *shoots self*

TT: How are ya

TT: You eaten yet

TG: uh....

terminallyCapricious [TC] is now golgothasTerror [GT]. ~~ 35 ~~

gallowsCalibrator [GC] is now apocalypseArisen [AA]. ~~ 16 ~~

TG: how do i explain this

TT: Have you

GT: Ello all

GT: Ello everyone

TG: uhhhhh

AG: Hey, Jake.

TG: jake?

GT: Yes

TT: Oh hey jake

TG: oh.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 9 ~~

GT: /Dirkjake

AG: [] yes []

GT: /Dirkjake

TG: karkles is back

CG: YEAH

TT: **i ship it**

AA: hell0

TG: KARKKLEEESSSS

CG: WHAT

MITUNA: UH....

TG: WASSUP.

TT: **i ship it like the leijons do!!!**

AA: 0_0

AG: [] same p[

CG: anyone watch artfulimpersonator?

AG: []*

TG: ?

AA: /yes

CG: ))

TG: i do

TT: ...

TG: ...

CG: YEEEEE)

CG: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, DAVE

AA: why is every0ne yelling

TG: bro i may or may not accidentally broke something of yours.

TT: Is it another shitty rom com

AG: *Sits in corner sadly*

TG: ummmmmm...........i might have broken somethig of yours bro

CG: *IS SUNNDENLY RIGHT BEHIND DIRK* WHAT'D YOU SAY

TT: Wait what did you break

TT: Aaaaahhhh!!!

TG: and karkles leave my bro alone

TT: Fuvk karkat

CG: NO

CG: HE SAID ROM COM

TT: Oh..

TT: Lil bro

AA: what is g0ing 0n

AG: I guess........ *Whispers things to myself*

CG: GIVE

CG: MW

CG: ME

TG: yeah?

CG: THE

CG: ROM

CG: COM

CG: DIRK

TG: LEAVE MEH BRO ALONE

TT: What no

TT: Fuck you

CG: YES

GT: Romcoms are cool!

TT: You have enough

TG: OH MY GOD JAKE WHY

AA: karkat. y0u are c0ming 0f as creepy. and thats c0ming fr0m a dead girl

TT: Thank you

CG: STFU ARADIA.

MITUNA: *C0NFU53D*

AA: 0kay

CG: NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING ROMCOM

AG: Well. *Gets up, feeling worse, 8ut has a strong shell*

CG: I NEED IT

TT: No you fucking dont

TG: BRO......RUN. GIVE ME THE COM.

golgothasTerror [GT] is now apocalypseArisen [AA]. ~~ 35 ~~

TT: You have enough

AA: why d0 y0u need it

AA: hey everyone

CG: NO I DONT

CG: *TACKLES DIRK* NOW

TG: BRO GIMME THE COM.

TT: Ah fuck!

AG: *Smiling* How is everyone?

CG: GIVE

TG: KK* NOOOOPE

CG: ME

CG: THE

CG: MOTHER

CG: FUCKING

CG: ROM

TG: KK STOP

apocalypseArisen [AA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 35 ~~

CG: COM

CG: you made a mistake, strider.))

TA: whattup biitche2

TG: KARKAT.

MITUNA: H1 50L

TG: MOVE.

CG: NO

TG: MOVE

TG: NOW.

TT: *absconds with rom com*

AA: s0llux

timaeusTestified [TT] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 34 ~~

CG: FUCK *CHASES AFTER*

TG: RUN BRO

TA: oh. hey tuna

EB: hey guys

TG: hey john.

AG: Hi John.

CG: JOHN HUMAN

AA: hell0

EB: how are ya?

CG: DIRK HAS A ROM COM

CG: I NEED IT

CG: HELP

TG: not that bad.

EB: hey karkat!

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apocalypseArisen [AA] joined chat. ~~ 16 ~~

EB: good

AA: im dead.

TG: ND I HAVE THJE COM NOW

EB: not..

EB: that..

TG: AND I HAVE THE COM NOW

TG: *ABSCONDS*(

EB: wait

CG: *TACKLES DAVE ANS GROWLS*

EB: i thought dirk had it

AA: 0h. well what did y0u mean

TG: JOHN

TG: HALP

EB: KARKAT!!

CG: *LOOKS AT JOHN* WHAT

EB: *rips karkat off*

TG: GET OFF

CG: *FLAILS* NOOOOO

AA: -she is fl0ating/

EB: *rips karkat off dave*

EB: RUN

TG: *ABSCONDS WITH COM*

AG: ........ Well then, you guys seem to have this handled. *Goes 8ack to corner to think a8out my misera8le life*

CG: FUCKING HELL

TG: *THROWS IT TO JOHN*

CG: *KICKS JOHN IN THE BALLS THEN CATCHES IT IN THE AIR*

EB: *fumbles a little but gets it and absconds*

CG: *COLLAPSES IN A BALL*

AA: why are pe0ple chasing each 0ther

CG: wait shit))

ectoBiologist [EB] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

CG: who has it))

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 35 ~~

TG: HEW

KANKRI: *tackles J9hn and puts a pist9l t9 his head* R9mc9m. N9w

CG: *COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR HUGGING THE ROMCON*

AA: .....

AG: *hide my face in my knees, eyes dripping tears*

CG: holy shit kankri))

TG: *SWORD PINTED IN KNAKRIS BACK* GO. NOW

AA: 0_0

KANKRI: /THIS IS JUST A CLUSTERFUCK NOW. AND I'M LAUGHING

AG: [] lol []

TG: /XD

AG: [] y no one skyping me :( []

KANKRI: *l99ks at dave* D9 it. I fucking dare y9u

AA: ((aradia is just sitting there

GG: *walks over to dave* can i ask you a question?

CA: um hey

TG: huh? *looks at jade* sure.

AC: :33 < -nepeta looked around at everyone/

CA: wwhats up

AC: :33 < hi purridan!

CC: )(ey -Eridan!

CA: fef <3

AG: Helloooooooo Eridan.

GG: its nothing, really! i was just wondering, do you think we could alchemize bullets?

CA: ugh its vvriska

AC: :33 < whats wrong with vriskers?

TG: huh? sure, uh.. yeah.

AG: *Pops gum*

TT: *Probably just being an antisocial shit in the corner. Jesus, this girl.*

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CA: evverything mainly because shes mean

AC: :33 < -crosses arms/ shes not that bad!

CA: shes that bad

CC: *s)(e walks to eridan* stop being mean erifin

AC: :33 < nuh uh!

CA: sorry fef

GG: *she did a little fistbump to herself and looked around, trying to find someone else to talk with*

CC: Its fine just you guys s)(ouldn't be mean to Vriska

CA: i hate her

AC: :33 < -she walked to jade/ hi!

TT: *Rose is being antisocial, Jade. Get her out in the world of sociality.*

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AG: I Hate you too, Eridan.

CA: fuck you vvriska

CC: S)()( I dont want any fig)(ting

GG: hi nepeta! thats your name, right?

AC: :33 < yea!

AG: Whatever...

AG: .....

TG: *he takes off his shirt* is it hot in here, or is it just me?

TG: idek anymore))

CA: hmph *croses arms*

AG: [] I know... []

AC: /XD Dave why

GG: its just you, dave.

TT: No, that's definitely you, DAve.

CC: O)( dear...

TG: lOGIC) WHOO))

TG: i do what i want))

TG: 0_0))

CA: its deffinitly not you davve

TT: (( Rose is just being a sarcastic shit, ignore her

CA: your not hot

TG: *shrugs and sits back*

AC: :33 < just mew dave

GG: your the one that likes cat puns! or, atleast i think you are? :/

AG: *Stands confused, popping gum*

CA: put your shirt back on

TG: nope

CC: *w)(ispers loudly* erifin is sexier t)(an you dave!

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CA: gross

TG: i do what i want

CA: yes i am *wwinks*

TG: youre just jealous

AG: That's fiiiiiiiiine.

TG: you will never be as cool as dave strider

TG: ever

AC: :33 < -gasps/

AG: Well, I can 8e. *Walks over to him*

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CA: im cooler then you already

CA: im a king

AG: No, you're not Eridan

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TG: *snorts* no youre not

AG: Well.

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CC: ((o)( deer

AC: :33 < -nepeta sits on the floor again.

AC: :33 < **/

TG: ((hm

CC: ((well s)(it

TG: ((what

AC: /well that escalated quickly

CC: ((yes it did

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TG: wait what happened))

TG: some messages i cant see))

TG: shit))

cuttlefishCuller [CC] set arachnidsGrip [AG] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users.

AC: /reload the page

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TG: still cant see))

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cuttlefishCuller [CC] removed moderator status from arachnidsGrip [AG].

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cuttlefishCuller [CC] set arachnidsGrip [AG] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.

AC: /:/ idk then

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TG: whelp))

AG: I can 8e cooler.

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AC: /I'll brb

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AG: [] ok []

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Sad! arsenicCatnip [AC] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 16 ~~

AC: /I'm still the same Nepeta

TG: i lost a really good rp chat :( ))

AG: [] aw []

CC: ((dont you )(ate t)(at

AC: /:(

AG: [] Always []

CC: ((vriska's sister just yelled )(amburgers create )(angovers))

AG: []she did[]

AC: /why XD

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AG: [] idek []

TG: cool))

CC: ((w)(y not?

AC: /k

AG: [] well, 8ack to the rp []

AC: /yea

AG: I can 8e cooler than you Dave.

AC: :33 < -gasp/

TG: i highly doubt that, spider girl.

TG: there is no beating dave strider in a cool-off

TG: no one.

AC: :33 < hehe.. this should be purretty interesting...

AG: Yes, yes there is

CC: *gets popcorn*

AC: :33 < -sits by feferi/

TG: okay, prove it then. *he stands up, and oopes, hes taller than her.*

CC: *offers nepeta popcorn*

TG: oops*))

AC: :33 < -she takes some./ this is interesting -she whispered/

AG: *Smiles* You, are a lame kid who tries so hard to 8e cool, while I, on the other hand, actually do cool stuff.

CC: *w)(ispers back* ooo s)(its doing down

TG: *he rolls his eyes* oh yeah? like what.

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AC: :33 < he he.. yeah

anonymous [??] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 20 ~~

AG: I saved you, you were going to die. I changed the timeline so everyone wasn't dead. You did nothing like that.

TA: hello

AC: :33 < hi pawllux

CC: S)()( sollux come over )(ere *s)(e pats t)(e seat next ot )(er nd nepeta*

TA: /I'm gonna join this on my computer brb

AC: :33 < yeah

AC: /k

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AC: /I'll brb, my hangnail ripped off

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TG: wow, saving people who are about to die isnt really "cool", serket. its more like... hm...

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TG: what word am i looking for?

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AC: /back

AG: *I smirk* I saved all your friends. Jade, Rose, you.

AC: :33 < ooohh

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TG: so? then again, not cool. more like hero-worthy, i guess? oh. thats right. you will never be a hero. just a spider bitch.

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AC: :33 < nepeta?! :oo

AC: /I was already here

TG: ((gasp

AC: /yes

AG: [] gtg clean [] Neither will you. You won't let yourself 8elive you're a hero.

AC: :33 < h33h33 its another nepeta

TG: ((mkay ttyl

AC: /k

AC: /...

TG: ((im scared

AC: (( Welp I'm just dropping by. I don't plan on staying. Bye.~ ))

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AC: /k

TG: ((ha

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TG: ((ha

TG: ((ha

AC: /k

AC: k

AC: /k

TG: k

AC: /k

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TG: k

TG: k

TG: ((k

TG: ((k

AC: /no

TG: ((okay

AC: /yes

AC: /idk

TG: ((roses red

TG: ((violets are 8lue

AC: /EEE

TG: ((tavros please

TG: ((fuck you

AC: /:O

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AC: /hai Mituna

TC: ((WhAt))

MITUNA: /ok im back

TG: ((omg i read a mituna meme and i came back: mituna joined the chat

TC: ((MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLeS))

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MITUNA: /SEND ME THE MEME

AC: /:OO

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AC: /k

TG: (

TG: ((that might work

TG: ((yeah

MITUNA: /wtf

TG: ((i loled

AC: /:OOOOO

TG: ((my tablets about to die

TG: ((ill be back in a few

TG: ((hours

TG: ((lmao

AC: /GO CHARGE IT FOOL

TG: ((YE

TG: ((IK NEP CALM DOWN WOW

AC: /XD we are so wierd

TG: ((YEAH XD

AC: /NEH

AC: /CHARGE IT

TG: ((NEYH

TG: ((YEAH ILL BE BACK

AC: /GOOOOOOOI

TG: ((GASP 3%

AC: /**GOOOOOO

MITUNA: /

TG: ((OMG

TG: ((BYE

TG: ((TTYL

TG: ((ILY ALL

AC: /BYEEEEEW

MITUNA: /k

TG: ((SCREAMS

AC: /OMG GO CHARGE IT

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AC: /KKKK

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

AC: /SOLLUX.

TA: /:P

AC: /WHAT. DO. YOU. SHIP.

TA: /I SHIP EVERYTHING

AC: /YESSSSSSSS

TC: ((WhAt iN ThE FlYiNg mOtHeRfUcK Is gOiNg oN))

AC: /SHIPS

TA: /YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AC: /WHAT ABOUT YOUR NOTP

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TA: /IM EATING PEANUTBUTTER WITH HONEY AND VANILLA

AC: /WHATS YOUR NOTP

TA: /SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AC: /WHAT IS ITTTTTT

TA: /i dont know

TC: holy fucking shit what is going on

AC: /SCREEEEEEEEEE

TC: / *hides*

TA: /PIEEEEEE

AC: /*VIOLENTLY EATS ICE CREAM*

AC: /COTTAAAAAAAAAN CAAAAAAANNDDDYYY FLAVOREEEEDDDDD

TA: / *violently eats peanutbutter honey vanilla*

AC: /k

TA: /......................

AC: /my NOTP is Jadekat

AC: /k

TA: /fooooooooooood

AC: /k

AC: /do you shiiiiiiipppppp

AC: /Nepsol

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AC: /Solnep

TA: /:3

AC: /do youuuuu?

TA: /yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

AC: /YE ye ye

TA: /:3

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AC: /DO YOU HAVE KIK

TA: /nope

AC: /ANYTHING

AC: /YE YE

TC: /omg what im fucking confused

TA: /i have wattpad.................................................................................................

AC: /My user is GalaxyGoldRiver

AC: /OMG

AC: /I DO TOO

TC: /omghelpthisisspoopingthehelloutofme

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AC: /WE ARE CONTACTING EACH OTHER FOR SOME REASON

TA: /mine is @SolluxMageOfDoom IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WRITE FANFICS

AC: /MY WATTPAD IS: NepGamKarSol

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AC: /I DO TOO

CC: ((screee im gonna add nep on kik

TA: /i need a kik

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CC: (()(ey I stole it from a instagram acount

CT: /Hey

AC: /Oh. OH OKAY

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CC: ((t)(ere I c)(anged it

AC: /k

AC: /I'll brb

TC: /what the hell is going on someone please explain

TA: /i have no idea

CC: ((AGGR-ESSIV-ELY -EATS FORTUN-E COOKI-E

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TC: /agressively eats pie

CC: ((gamzee I )(eard you type t)(at.

TC: /good

TC: / i need a new goddamn keyboard

CT: /Arent we suppose to be RPing?

TC: /its older than my grandpa

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TA: ii cant type thii2

TA: nevermiind

TC: /yes u can with the proper motivation

CT: HI...

TA: what ii wa2 typiing wa2nt 2endiing

CC: (()(elp me and gamzee are in a skype call, )(e is annoying

AC: /EEEEEEEE

TC: / :o(

CT: /?...

AC: /AW

TA: gamzee 2hut up

AC: /FEF YOU HURT GAMZES FEELINGS

TC: YoU GoT It bRo

CT: ...

TA: iim kiiddiing

CC: ((t)(ere was a t)(ing squeaking in )(is backround

AC: :33 < -gasp/ hi pawllux

AC: /o

TA: hii nepeta

TC: /well sorry for not having enough money for a new keyboard :o/

CT: /REa-lLY WHa-t WAs IT?

AC: :33 < -tacklepounces sollux/

TA: /i just broke my computer 0-0

TC: /but y

TC: / agressively eats potato

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CC: ((*aggressively claps*

AC: /I AM

TA: /my keyboard just fell apart

AC: /A SEXY ICE CREAM

CT: /OH...

AC: /MY

AC: /OH MY

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TA: /WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF PLASTIC

CC: ((scree

AC: /HIIIIII

CC: (()(OLA

CT: /Hi

AC: /YES

TA: /lets rp.

TC: /ok

??: ..........//still confused.

CT: /Can I join as a OC?

TA: /yeAH

CC: ((UMM

CT: /ok

TC: yes we shall

TA: /my keyboard hates me

??: /.......

TC: / a paptato flew around my room-

AC: /NEPETA IS GETTING ANSY

CC: ((brb I )(ave to go c)(ase t)(e ice cream truck))

??: /....WHO CAN I RP AS?\

AC: /K

AC: /EEEE LOOK AT RUEKS

AC: /RULED

TA: /rp as tavros.. i dont knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow\\

??: /i can do tav.

AC: /K

anonymous [??] is now adiosToreador [AT]. ~~ 27 ~~

TC: / rules yes

AT: uH,,,,,,,hi

AC: :33 < -has tackled sollux/

CT: HEl-lO

AT: hi,,,i GUESS,,

TC: *SiTtInG On tHe cOuCh aGgReSsIvElY HoNkInG HoRn* wHaTs uP BrO?

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TA: nepeta why diid you tackle me

AC: :33 < hehe... beclaws i tackle all my furends!

AT: oH HEY ANOTHER,,,uH,,,,,pERSON

CT: HEl-lO TO YOu TO GAm-zEE...

TA: oh ok..

AC: :33 < -she got off, but kept laying on the ground/

CT: IS EVe-rYONe OK?

AC: :33 < we should play a game.

AT: ,,,,,,

CT: ?

TC: Im fEeLiN MoThErFuCkInG FaNtAsTiC

AC: :33 < hmm... how about seven minutes in the closet?

AC: :33 < or was that heaven?

CT: THa-tS GOo-D TO KNo-w GAm-zEE

TA: noooo

AC: :33 < whyyyyyyyyy

AT: 0-0 UUUUUHHHHHH

CC: ((im back..

AC: /k

CT: /Kk

TC: /((woo))

AC: /aw

CC: ((fucking ice cream truck

CT: /haha that hapoens to me sometimes

AC: :33 < pawllux whyyyyyyyy

TA: becau2e iit2 2tupiid.

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AC: :33 < -crosses arms/ okay. fine.

AT: oH Hi,,,,,,i KEEP SPACING OUT,

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TC: *RoLlS OfF ThE CoUcH AnD FlOpS On tHe fLoOr*

AC: :33 < s33? fefurry agr33s.

CT: I WOu-lD WAn-t TO LEa-rN HOw TO PLa-y....

TA: no ju2t no

AT: ,,,,cMON SOLLUX WE CAN TRY,

AC: :33 < so, basicfurry, two people that are chosen furrom a hat or something, go into the closet fur seven minutes.

AC: :33 < and can do whatever they want!

TA: ii refu2e two play

AC: :33 < awwwwww

CC: Common sollux, you )(ave to

CT: OK...I UNd-eRSTANd HOw TO PLa-y NOw THa-nK YOu

TA: no iim not goiing two play that 2tupiid game

AC: :33 < yeah! we can use my hat!

AG: [] 8ack! []

AC: /k

AC: /wb

CC: *s)(e writes t)(e names of w)(os t)(ere on pieces of paper*

CT: NEp-eTa I BEl-eIVe YOu ARe THe ONl-y ONe HER-e WIt-h A HAt...

AG: *Is so lost, just stands in corner*

AC: :33 < i know! we are using mine! -she removed her hat:

AC: :33 < **/

TC: *GoEs tO ThE BaThRoOm bEcAuSe rEaSoNs*

AT: iM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS NOW,,,,,,,,,uH,,,,,

AG: Hey Guys........

CC: *s)(e puts t)(e names I t)(e )(at* nepeta gets to pick first!

CC: *in

AT: *BEGINNING TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS*

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TA: *walk2 away* iim not goiing two play thii2 2tupiid game

AC: :33 < -she closed her eyes, and put her hand in./

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CT: OK...SHa-lL WE BEg-iN?

AT: uH,,,,,

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AT: /.hello

CT: WHe-rE DId NEp-aTa GO?

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AT: /facepalm'

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CT: /Wat happened?

AT: /no clue.

AC: :33 < -she removed her hand, and looked at the name on the paper./

AT: /SUSPENSE

AC: /I feel like the person should be Sollux .•.

TA: /no

AT: /your choice

AC: /whyyyyyy not Sollll

CC: ((i feel it s)(ould be gamzee

AG: [] ... []

CC: ((i s)(ip it

AT: /I FEEL IT SHOULD BE SOMEBODY GOGDAMNIT

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AT: /im switching to karkat.

AC: /I ship almost everything

TA: /wait it should be sol and gamzee, in there with a jar of mind honey

adiosToreador [AT] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 27 ~~

CG: /omfg

CC: ((T)(-E NAM-E IS KARKAT

CC: ((ITS FINAL

AC: /Solnep, Gamsol, Fefnep, Karnep, and more

CG: YES, YES IT IS

AG: [] ... []

TC: .christ

TC: *ReTuRnS*

AC: :33 < oh! karkitty!

AC: /and Gamnep. I still ship even more

AG: *In the corner , alone. 8eing confused*

CG: /i dont blame you

AC: /eeee

AC: /eeeeeeeeee

CG: I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW. THE FUCKS GOING ON?

CC: Karcrab got picked.

AC: :33 < we are playing seven minutes in the closet!

AG: Oh.

AC: :33 < come on!

CG: OH. THAT GAME?

AC: :33 < yes. i picked mew

CG: *BLUSHES* FINE ILL DO IT.

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

AC: :33 < -giggles/ yay!

MITUNA: W4Z4444P

AG: Hey.

cuttlefishCuller [CC] is now Latula [LATULA]. ~~ 1 ~~

AC: :33 < -she walks to the closet./

MITUNA: H3Y 7UL1P!

LATULA: h3y tun4

CG: *I FOLLOW* THIS BETTER NOT BE......YOU KNOW.

AC: :33 < -she opens the closet./ hm?

MITUNA: WH47 15 G01NG 0N?

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AG: *Sits pops gum, not involved with everyone*

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Latula [LATULA] is now caligulasAquarium [CA]. ~~ 1 ~~

CT: ARe WE STi-lL PLa-yING THe GAm-e?

MITUNA: WH47 G4M3?

CA: yea wwe are

AG: Well........ I am 8ored.

AC: :33 < -she reaches up, and turns the closet light on./

CT: THe GO IN THe CLo-sET FOr 7 MIn-eTS GAm-e

CG: *LOOKS AT YOU* NEPETA, WHATS GOING ON?

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MITUNA: 0H......

AC: :33 < we are supposed to stay in here fur seven minutes.

CG: OKAY...AND DO WHAT?

AC: :33 < whatever we want.

CT: ?...

AC: :33 < just no pailing.

CT: OH..OK :)

CG: ........*BLUSHES* UH.........

AC: :33 < -she blushes, s33ing him blush/

CT: ARe GOi-nG TO PLa-y THe GAm-e

AG: *pops gum suddenly*

CG: *HUGS NEPETA*

CG: HEY....NEPETA?

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CG: UH.....

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AC: :33 < yes?

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AG: Ugh........ *Groans, impatient*

CA: i think time is up you twwo

MITUNA: 80R3D!

CT: YEs...I AM WIt-h VEr-sIKA

AG: Huh?

CG: REALLY QUICK! *KISSES NEPETA ON THE CHEEK AND ABSCONDS*

CT: ?...

AC: :33 < -her face exploded in gr33n, and she walks out/

TC: *FlOpS OnTo tHe cOuCh aGaIn* *HoNk*

AG: [] One sec []

CA: ((🐝

CT: /k

AG: [] ... no words []

CT: ...

CA: //🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

MITUNA: H77P5://5-M3D14-C4CH3-4K0.P1N1MG.C0M/736X/2C/53/93/2C53934838127338F809135036286429.JPG

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MITUNA: /fak

MITUNA: H77P5://5-M3D14-C4CH3-4K0.P1N1MG.C0M/736X/2C/53/93/2C53934838127338F809135036286429.JPG

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Mituna [MITUNA] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 24 ~~

EB:

ectoBiologist [EB] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

CA: /oh

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TC: / rip

CT: /R.I.P

CA: /////////🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝BEE2

CG: /

TC: / rest in potatoes

TC: /rest in piss

AG: [] yes []

CA: /you potat

TC: / rest in poppa

TC: / rest in pepperoni

CA: wwho picks a nae next?

CA: *name

MITUNA: H1

TC: HoNk :o

CT: HEl-lO

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CG: *HIDING IN THE DARKES FUCKING CORNER I CAN FUCKING FIND.*

CA: i guess i wwill

AG: Okay.

AC: :33 < karkitty..

CT: ...

CA: *he picks a name* kar..

AG: [] lol []

TC: / pfffft

CT: /Oh..God yes

CG: WHYS IT ALWAYS ME?!

CA: i dont knoww?

AC: :33 < -she sighs/

TC: //karkles ur a fan fave

CG: *GROWLS AND GETS UP*

CG: /ikr urgh

AC: /whY

CA: common kar *he wwalks in the closet*

TC: / Eq no

CT: /...

CG: *FOLLOWS ERIDAN* SIIIIIIIIGH

AC: :33 < -she just lies on the floor..

AC: :33 < **/

CT: ...

CA: *he closes the closet door* so umm..

AG: *Has nothing to say.*

CG: WHAT?

CA: i dont knoww

CT: ...IM SUp-rISEd...

CG: *FACEPALM COMBO X2*

AG: *Out of the 8lue* May I change?

CA: *his face is slowwly turning vviolet*

AC: :33 < -she wraps her tail around herself, and sits./

CG: ARE YOU BLUSHING, FUCKASS?

CA: no....

CA: wwhy wwith fouck wwould i be blushing?....

CA: *fuck??

CT: ...

CG: *FACEPALM*

AC: :33 < -she plays with the end of her tail./

AG: I'm changing. *walks out and to my room*

CA: *his face is a dark vviolet*

CT: THa-nK YOu...

CG: YOUR FACE IS VIOLET ERIDAN.

CA: i dont knoww wwhat you're talkin about

CG: URGH

CT: ...

AC: :33 < -lays back down on the floor./

AG: *Comes 8ack down in this *

CG: /yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

AG: [] YES! []

AG: *Stands 8y the door, sword out*

CA: kar i knoww you havve a thing gor nep but i gotta say... i got a thing for ya

CT: /That looks Awsome!!

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AG: [] not my art []

AC: /OMH

AC: /OMG

CT: /k

CG: WH-WHAT?!

CA: go ahead, hit me or wwhatevver

AC: :33 < -nervously scratches the floor/

CG: N-NO, FUCKASS! .......GOG!

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CT: OH..GOg...

AC: :33 < ...

TC: *SiLeNcE* ...

CT: ....

CA: then wwhat are you gonn do?

CG: I-I DONT KNOW!

AC: :33 < -she walked to a corner, and sat with her kn33s up./

MITUNA: *574R35 47 7H3 W4LL*

CA: *he quickly kisses karkat's cheek and wwalks out* times up kar

AC: /why. NO.

CT: ....

CG: *BLUSHES AND STORMS OUT* .........

AC: /I am literally screaming in my head

TC: / i cannot read mituna's words for my life holy hell

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

CT: ....

TA: *walk2 back and grab2 gla22e2* ii forgot the2e *walk2 away agaiin*

CA: god fuck...*he storms into a diffrent room*

AG: *Holds up sword* Fight me!

CT: IS IT MY TUr-n?

AC: :33 < -she was sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth slowly./

CG: N-NEPETA?

CT: I GUs-sE IT IS*picks up hat and reads name*

AC: :33 < -she looked up./ oh hi karkitty

CG: ARE YOU OKAY?

TA: *walk2 back* fiine iill play.. dont thiink iill play thii2 game agaiin after thii2

CT: ...ARe WE STi-lL PLa-yINg?

AC: :33 < y-yeah! im purrfectly fine! -inside she knew it was a lie/

CG: *HUGS* .............

AG: I think so.

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CA: yea wwe are!

CT: DO I PIc-k

AG: *Shrugs*

TA: iim not piickiing......

CT: *Picks a name and reads it*...VEr-sIKa

AG: Okay. *Shrugs and drops sword, walking into the closet*

CG: 0-0

CT: HEl-lO...

AG: Hey.

AC: :33 < im okay karkitty..

CG: NO YOUR NOT DONT LIE TO ME GOG DAMNIT

AC: :33 < -she looked at him./ youre right..

CT: SO..UH HOw IS THi-s SUp-pOSe TO WOr-k?

CG: I HATE IT WHEN YOU LIE.

AC: :33 < im sorry...

AG: *Shrugs* I haven't played in foreeeeeeeever.

CT: OH...UM..IM..FAr-aNA AQu-oUS

TA: /im just gonna update my book....

CA: ((so i just like kiss kiss fall in lovve, then vvriska, im skyping her, and she said : kiss kiss, kiss your wwife

AG: Vriska Serket.

AG: [] YES! []

CA: ((no she sisnt say kiss she said kill

CT: IVe HEa-rD A LOt ABo-uT YOu...

AC: :33 < karkitty... ive had a flush on mew fur a while..

AG: Oh? What was it like? [] TACO 8ELL! []

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CG: ! R-REALLY?

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[Species Sawp] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 3 ~~

EB: ((sup am here))

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AC: :33 < yeah...

AG: [] Taco's for all! []

CT: IVe...HEa-rD THa-t..YOu-r THe DEc-eDENt MIn-dFANg

AG: [] *Eats taco* []

EB: ((only pizza hut here.))

CT: /YAAAAS

AG: Yes, I like that one. *I smile* What else have you heard?

EB: *Suddenly John.*

AG: [] Well... That taco was delic []

CT: IVe...HEa-rD THa-t OUr ANc-eSTORs WAs ONc-e FRi-eNDs

AG: Oh? Who is your ancestor?

AC: :33 < -she smiled./

CT: THe..LOn-eR...BUt IS KNo-wN AS THe LOw-hIGHBLOOd.

CA: *goes ovver to wwhere sollux it* sup sol

CA: *is

CT: THe LOn-eR...

CG: EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY ALRIGHT?

AC: :33 < okay..

AG: Oh. *I nod and just sit on the floor*

EB: *He slowly scooted over to sit next to Vriska.* meep

CG: *HUGS AGAIN*

AC: :33 < -she hugged back/

CT: THe..LOn-eR

AG: I've heard... *I lean on the door*

CT: ?

AG: [] *Sta8s people with Tacks* []

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CT: ...

CG: JUST STOP BEING...SAD.

AC: :33 < -she smiled, and kisses his ch33k/

AG: [] oh yeah? []

AG: [] mic off again []

CA: ((oh shit son

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AG: [] people in the room :( []

CT: WHa-t WAs THa-t?

AG: Huh? *Leans up* What was what?

CG: *BLUSHES*

AC: :33 < hehe... cute

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AG: [] lol, I love this []

CG: OH HUSH.

AC: :33 < h33h33!

CG: *SMILES*

CT: I BEl-iEVe THa-t YOu WER-e GOi-nG TO SAy SOm-eTHINg....

AC: :33 < -smiles with her kitty face/

AG: I do that, people say a lot, I don't really notice.

CG: *SQUISHES YOUR FACE AND GETS UP, AND SITS DOWN*

CT: *smiles*

AC: :33 < hehe

AG: Well. *Yells* TIME UP??

CG: YEAH

CT: UH..OK*walks out*

AG: *Gets up and opens door. Picking up the sword*

CG: WHO GOES NEXT?

AC: :33 < -she s33s yarn./ is that....?

AG: [] *Shrugs*

CT: ?

AG: *Shrugs**

CT: IS WAt..NEp-aTa

AC: :33 < -she gasps/ yarn! -she tackles the yarn, and gets tangled in it./

CT: OH...

CT: VEr-iSKa I THi-nK YOu SHo-uLD GO...

AC: :33 < heheheh...

AG: Sure. *Picks name*

CT: ...

CG: ..

AG: [] I have no ideas... my 8rain hurts []

AC: :33 < -somehow gets more tangled in the yarn/

CT: /Is tAVORS on?

AG: [] no []

CT: ...

AG: [] ... []

AG: *Opens slowly, with the rising anticipation*

AC: :33 < :??

CT: ....

CT: ....

CG: /i can switch to tav...

AG: [] ... []

AC: /nuuu Karkitty

CT: ....

CG: /WAIT NVM.

CT: ?

AG: [] I have no ideas []

CT: /Hmm..nepata?

AG: *Opens* Eridan........

CT: !..

CA: *he wwalks back to the room* wwhat?!

AC: :33 < -is still tangled./

AC: :33 < ooohhh!

AG: Yes you. *Walks into the closet, leaving the sword right wear I was standing*

CT: *trys to help Nepata

CA: oh no... *he wwalks in*

AC: :33 < -after a while, she gets untangled./

AG: *Closes door*

CT: THe-rE..

AC: :33 < thank mew

CA: *he looks at the wwall and his face gets a light shade fo vviolet*

CT: WEl-cOMe...

CT: :)

AG: *I sigh, my face tinted with 8lue*

AC: :33 < -she smiles, and walks over to karkat/

CG: ? OH HI NEPETA

CT: *sits down*

CA: *he looks at her* so um...

AG: Well...

CT: *sits down*

AG: *Sits next to him*

AC: :33 < are we, mewsprits now?

AG: [] jk on the floor* []

CA: *he sits next to her*

CT: ....*sighs in bordum*

AG: What now...

CA: i dont knoww

CG: I....I DONT KNOW......

CG: /even though i ship karpeta

AC: /same

CT: ...*looks around*

AG: Well........ What are supposed to do?

AC: :33 < hmm

CA: i dont knoww? *he pecks her cheek, his face a dark, dark vviolet*

CG: HMMMMMMM..

CT: ..*hums a tune*

AC: :33 < hmmmm...

AG: *Her face lights up in a darker shade of 8lue*

CG: OH FUCK IT YES WERE MATESPRITS.

CT: ...

AC: :33 < -she giggles/ yay!

CA: *he gets up and hits his head on the wwall*

CG: YEAH...YAY

AG: You alright? *Gets up*

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AC: :33 < -kisses his ch33k/

CG: !

AC: :33 < h33h33

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CA: *he continues hitting his head* fuck fuck fuck fuck

CG: *BLUSHES AND HIDES IT*

AG: *Pulls him up so he doesn't hit his head* Are you alright?

AC: :33 < aw, karkitty i like when mew blush.

CA: vvris let me die *he keeps hitting his head*

AG: NO. *Opens door and drags him out*

CG: ITS NOT CUTE!

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AG: [] wwell then. []

CA: *he falls on his face on the floor and squirms around like a fish out of wwater*

AC: :33 < mkay

AG: Eridan. Get up.

CG: *HUGS*

AC: :33 < -hugs back/

CA: *fish noises*

AG: *Frowns and pulls him to his feet*

AG: [] Friwns []

CA: *he falls dowwn again*

AG: No. Get up, or I will seriously hurt you. *Pulls him 8ack up and holds him up*

TA: /im back

CG: 0-0

CA: *he crawwls to sollux and falls on him*

TA: um eriidan what the fuck?

CA: fucking help me

AC: :33 < -she looks at eridan/

CA: kill me?

TA: why?

CA: because just do it

AG: Eridan.

CA: FUCK OFF VVRIS

AG: No.

TA: no ii wont ju2t kiill you what the fuck are you thiinkiing

CG: .....

AC: :33 < :<

CG: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FISH.

CA: fuck *he buries his face in sollux's chest*

AC: :33 < hmmm

TA: um... what the fuck happened whiile ii wa2 gone?

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??: ((BOW

CA: i fucking hate this game

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CG: .............

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AC: :33 < beclaws mew tried to hit on karkitty?

??: ((Love me I'm lonely

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AG: [] 8e a character [] [] y eridan []

TA: eriidan what the fuck diid you do?

AG: Ugh........

CA: sol i dont like the closet game

TA: why the fuck diid you play the clo2et game?

AG: *sighs and crosses arms*

CA: i had no fucking choice

CG: *FACEPALM COMBO X2*

TA: ......

CA: sol kill me noww

TA: no ii wont kiill you

CG: .....

AC: :33 < ....

AG: I'm changing again. *Walks to room, closing door sorta loudly*

CA: wwhy the fuck not?

CG: IM SO LOST.

AC: :33 < -sits on the ground./ me too

TA: eriidan ju2t 2hut up iit2 ju2t a game!

CA: but i kissed her cheek

TA: why diid you do that?

CG: 0-0

AC: :33 < ....

CA: because in the game you are supposed to kiss the other person!

AC: :33 < not exactly. i said, that mew can do what mew want. mew dont HAVE to kiss the other.

AG: *Comes 8ack down in this, not so happy *

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CG: *HUGS NEPETA*

TG: aye))

AC: :33 < -hugs back/

AC: /hai

TA: iim 2o lo2t riight now

AG: [] Welcome 8ack Dave []

CG: /hi

TG: whatd i miss))

AG: [] 7 mins heaven []

TG: oh))

AC: /yea

TG: well))

CA: sol i told you to kill me

CG: /urgh.

AG: *Sits 8ack in my lonely corner,legs out in front of me*

TA: yeah and iim not goiing two kiill you

TG: yo, guys im back. *walks back into the room*

CA: KILL ME

AG: Hey........

AC: :33 < meow.

TG: *looks at vriska* you okay?

AG: Yeah, fine.

TA: NO iim not goiing two fuckiing kiill you!

CG: *BASHING HEAD AGAINST WALL*

TG: WAIT GASP IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ROXY BUT SHES ALWAYS TAKEM HOLD ON))

turntechGodhead [TG] is now tipsyGnostalgic [TG]. ~~ 9 ~~

AG: [] cool []

AG: [] ok []

AC: :33 < karkitty! -she stops him from doing that./

CA: *throwws burrito at roxy*

TG: ooh burruto *catches it and eats it*

AC: :33 < -she frowns, and hugs him./

TG: burritlo*

TG: burriti*

TG: fuck*

CG: 0-0

CG: ((OH WAIT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE DAVE BUT HES TAKEN GIME A SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 27 ~~

AG: Well........ I'm going. *Gets up and walks towards my room*

TG: duuuuuuude

CA: fucking hell *he storms into a diffrent room*

TG: ((lmao yw

TG: lol daev

TG: *dave

AC: :33 < meow

TG: hey roxy

TG: *she walks over to him* hai dere. i haev a question

AC: :33 < i wont

AC: :33 < **wonder where equhiss is

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AG: *Slams door*

TG: gasp *equius))

AC: /no

CG: /yes

TG: what?

TG: lmao))

AC: /no that's not what I ment

TA: random per2on: *raptor noii2e2*

TG: uh..

TG: hei when *hiccups* when you.. you have to.. *she sits down next to him* ugh.. dave you! aaagh!! dave you- urgh!

TG: what is it ROXY

in a pikachu costume! carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now cuttlefishCuller [CC]. ~~ 1 ~~

CC: Scree

AG: *Laying on my 8ed, I reconsider life.*

TG: *pauses for a second then laughs* youre brother is haaaaawttt

TG: your*

TG: hot*

AC: /Imma be Terezi. Hang on a sec

TG: gasp ilh))

TG: o-o what

TG: dirk is like... your brother and... nooooooo jake i love him

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now gallowsCalibrator [GC]. ~~ 16 ~~

TG: *she laya her head on his lap*

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TG: laya*

CC: *s)(e walks to sollux* )(ey sollux

GC: -W4LKS 1N/ H3Y

TA: hey fef

TG: IM NOT DOING THAT ON POURPOSE HOLY SHIT IM NOT DRUNK I SWEAR OH NO))

TG: lays**

AG: *rolls off my 8ed and thumps to the floor*

GC: WH4TS GO1NG ON?

GC: >:?

TG: 0-0

TG: dave whyyyy *takes a sip of vodka*

GC: -SN1FFS/

AG: *Gets up and walks out to the main room*

TG: why what???????

EB: oh

EB: hey dave!

TG: i dont know and i- aaagh.

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TA: *walk2 out of the room* fuck thii2 iim out

TG: oh. hey john.

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AG: No.

CC: Nooo solluxxxx *s)(e follows )(im*

TG: siiiiiiigh

GC: -SN1FFS 4G41N/

ectoBiologist [EB] is now Doc Scratch []. ~~ 34 ~~

Hello

TG: hey.

Hello dave

TG: *she sits up* i need janey :(

AG: ........

AG: May I kill you?

Hello terezi

TG: how are you egghead?

TG: and calm down roxy.

Doc Scratch [] is now ArsenicCarnivore [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

AC: :33 ~ hey guys! =3

GC: -SN1FFS 4G41N/

AG: *sits in corner, hugging knees*

AC: :33 ~ vriska?

CC: /please no OCs

AG: Yes?

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO VR1SK4/ WH4TS WRONG?

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ArsenicCarnivore [AC] is now terminallyCapricious [TC]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: *she looks around then sees gamzee and runs over* hhhaaiii gamzeeee lol

TC: **Oh cRaP SoRrY ^^**

TG: uh....

AG: [] You know how to work this my friend? []

TG: wat))

TC: Oh hEy rOx sIs :o)

AG: [] the anon []

GC: 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG.

AG: What?

TC: HeY TeR SiS :o)

TG: got any aj

TA: *walk2 away* iim not goiing two anyone....

TC: HeY WoL BrO! :o)

TG: any ideas for a pch? im trying to make one up :(( ))

TC: Oh fUcK

TG: ?

TC: SoRrY SoL BrO :o(

anonymous [??] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 35 ~~

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO 4 CORN3R/

GC: -SN1FFS/

KANKRI: Uhm...Hell9 every9ne..,

TG: GIVE ME aj

GC: 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG CR4BBY

TC: HeYa kAn bRo :o)

CG: dont you just hate when you dont know who to be))

KANKRI: Hah

CC: (()(ey guys, vriska and I wanna know if you gous )(ave skype!

AG: Hello.

CG: NO :( ))

CC: ((*guys

TG: NOPE.

GC: OH! SO 1 SM3LT K4RKL3S

TC: HeEeEeYyY KsR BrO! :o)

GC: /yes I do

CG: FUCK, YOURE HERE?

TG: and so am i.

KANKRI: Shut up Karkat

TG: your brothers here too!

AG: *Sighs and rests my head on my knees*

CC: ((if you guys do add me im potatoes1264707

TC: Yo vRiS SiS YoU MoThErFuCkIn oK?

GC: -SN1FFS, 4ND W4LKS OV3R TO K4RK4T/

GC: /okay

KANKRI: /Question. who's who right now?

TG: /this is fun

CG: OH LOOK WHO IT IS, THE SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR WHO WONT SHUT UP, AND A HUMAN WHO THINKS HES THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH. BUT NEWS FLASH! YOURE NOT.

CG: SHOCKER.

TC: **Im jAcKiE**

AG: Yeah, I'm fine.

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TG: do you even know what cool is?

MITUNA: W4ZZ4444P

CG: im known as vriska on g+))

KANKRI: /Mmkay. Anyone else?

TG: g

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TC: HeEeYy mItU BrO :o)

MITUNA: /im sollux on g+

CG: EXCUSE YOU, BUT I KNOW VERY WELL WHAT COOL IS

AG: [] yep, and Vriska is really cool []

KANKRI: Karkat. N9. N9 y9u d9n't just shut up

TG: okay then. define it.

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CG: *GROWLS* MAKE ME

terminallyCapricious [TC] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

GC: -W4LKS OV3R TO K4RK4T/ H3H3H3

CG: i finally found a good pesterchum handle))

TG: /same

CG: OH GOG

GC: /Pesterchum?

CG: NOT YOU

CG: yeah))

AG: [] yep []

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N 'NOT M3' >:?

TG: karkles

AC: :33 < *ac sneaks up on her furriend karkitty and pounces!*

CG: WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF? IM NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU

CG: WHAT, DA- AHH! NEPETA!

GC: OH. >:[

TG: thanks nepeta

KANKRI: *laughs*

TA: *walk2 back iin the room* hii.

CG: THE*

CG: shit))

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AG: Well........ I'm going. *Stands up, smoothing out my dress and heads down the hall to my room*

CG: *SITS UP AND BRUSHES MYSELF OFF*

GC: F1N3. 1LL T4LK TO SOM3ON3 WHO 3NJOYS MY PR3S3NC3.

TA: /

TG: bye terezi....

AC: :33 < *ac asks karkitty how he is*

CG: UH... FINE, I GUESS? NO, TEREZI WAIT!

GC: >:?

CG: I...I LIED..

CG: I WAS JUST BEING CRABBY.

GC: OH?

TG: *laughing

CG: STFU DAVE

KANKRI: *walks away fr9m pe9ple*

GC: >:] SO YOU DO 3NJOY T4LK1NG TO M3

TG: *laughing*

AG: I'm not needed here. *Frowns and slams my door*

EB: hey guys

carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now FuckingcarcinoGeneticistbitches [CG]. ~~ 9 ~~

CG: omg i had to okay))

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

TG: hey john

GC: /wow

CG: I.. UH.. YEAH..

EB: how are you?

GC: H3H3H3.

GC: >:D

FuckingcarcinoGeneticistbitches [CG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 9 ~~

MITUNA: UH H1

TG: ....

CG: *FLUSHES* SHUT UP...

Kankri [KANKRI] is now Meulin [MEULIN]. ~~ 35 ~~

GC: /I SHIP IT XD

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < HELLO

CG: OH SHIT LEJIONS IN THE HOUSE GOTTA GO FAST))

TG: wait what

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < *GIGGLES*

GC: H3H3H3H.

ectoBiologist [EB] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

CG: i honestly dont ship dave or karkat with anyome

TG: WE CAN NEVER RUN FAST ENOUGH

CG: like))

CG: thyre mine))

CG: fight me))

TG: ?

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < ????????

MEULIN: (^･ω･^) < MEW?

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now centaursTesticle [CT]. ~~ 34 ~~

CT: D --> Hello

Meulin [MEULIN] is now grimAuxiliatrix [GA]. ~~ 35 ~~

AG: *crawls under my human 8ed and hides*

CG: HEY SWEATY ASS WEIRDO

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GA: Karkat. No

CG: OH! HEY KANAYA!

CG: (:B

CT: D --> Hello lowb100d.

TG: hey, kanaya. *rips her skirt and runs*

CG: *halo*))

MITUNA: H1.. *5175 0N 7H3 FL00R*

AG: *Hides under 8ed sadly, in the dress Kanaya made for me*

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GA: *growls And Appears In Front Of Dave*

TG: *turns and runs the other way*

CG: *LOOKS DOWN AT MITUNA* GREAT. NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING MEANTALLY RETARTED TROLL HERE. WHO INVITED HIM?

CG: its hard for me to be karkles because im so nice irl cries))

GA: KARKAT. RUDE MUCH. ARSHOLE

GC: H3H3H3

CG: STFU

CT: D --> Well..

TG: *hides*

GC: K4RK4T.

CG: WHAT

CT: D --> Considering his reputation..

MITUNA: *L00K5 47 7H3 GR0UND* 1M 50RRY..

GC: DO YOU H4V3 CH4LK?

CG: NO, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I

CT: D --> No.

CT: D --> I dont.

CG: NO MITUNA MY BABY IM SORRY ;-;))

GC: H3H3H3. 1 H4V3 CH4LK.

TG: *pokes head out* she gone?

CG: NO, ASSHAT.

CT: D --> Who

AG: Well........ *Talking to myself* I'm going to live here, and die here.

CT: D --> Wait

TG: okay....*goes back to hiding*

GC: -LOOKS 4T M1TUN4/ H3Y, DO YOU W4NT TO DR4W W1TH M3?

CT: D --> What do you mean?

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] is now The Signless [♋]. ~~ 35 ~~

CT: D --> Vriska

MITUNA: *L00K5 47 73R3Z1* 5UR3!

CT: D --> What do you mean?

♋: Hell9 every9ne

CT: D --> Hello

CG: OH GREAT LOOK WHOS HERE

TG: *HI HORN GUY

AG: *Hiding under my human 8ed* Leave me........

CT: D --> Why

CG: MY FUCKING SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR

TG: hes kinda cool lookin.

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♋: Karkat. D9 WANT a sickle sh9ved d9wn y9ur thr9at?

CG: WELL HES NOT

centaursTesticle [CT] is now Kurloz [KURLOZ]. ~~ 34 ~~

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CG: NO, BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DO?

TG: I WANNA SEE IT

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO EVERYONE >

MITUNA: H1 KURL0Z!

AG: No reason........

CG: GREAT. MORE MENTALLY RETARTED PEOPLE

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO MITUNA! >

GC: /sorry, my internet >:(

AG: [] ? []

CG: :( ))

GC: /my internet is just being stupid

♋: *r9lls eyes at Karkat*

TG: *laughs*

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CG: DONT YOU FUCKING ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME

CG: AND STFU DAVE

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO SIGNLESS >

TG: NEVEEEEERRRRRR

GC: K4RK4T. C4NT YOU B3 N1C3?

CG: YES, OKAY. YOU WANT NICE? HERE:

TG: oh god no.

CG: *IN SARCASTIC TONE* I LOVE YOUR HAIR TODAY

CG: YOURE SO COOL

GC: K4RK4T. SHUT UP

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HONESTLY >

Mituna [MITUNA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 24 ~~

GC: -F4C3P4LM/

♋: I'ma cut a 6itch

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < IF YOU DO >

TG: why?

CG: lmao brb))

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AG: [] fuck u internet! []

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < OH >

TG: oh.

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GC: -W4LKS TO K4RK4T, 4ND PUTS 4 F1NG3R TO H1S L1PS/ SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GC: /Ikr?

TA: why the fuck are we rpiing? thii2 ii2 2tupiid

AG: *Hides under human 8ed, accidentally ripping the dress a little*

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < HELLO SOLLUX >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < NICE TO MEET YOU HERE >

TG: *facepalm*

AG: I hate everything........

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < WAIT >

KURLOZ: SIGNS: < WHY? >

TG: 0-0

GC: NOW, 1M R3TURN1NG TO DR4W1NG.

twinArmageddons [TA] is now Mituna [MITUNA]. ~~ 24 ~~

TG: uhhhhhh

CRONUS: vwhassup

AG: [] FEF!!! []

GC: -ST4RTS DR4W1NG ON TH3 W4LL/

TG: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

turntechGodhead [TG] is now Rufioh [RUFIOH]. ~~ 27 ~~

GC: >:?

CRONUS: ok im bored

TC: WaSsUp mY InVeRtObRoThErS AnD SiStErS?

CRONUS: im going

RUFIOH: HEYP

AG: *Gets out to see who else is here.* Hello? *I ask, walking 8ack to the main room*

GC: -1S DR4W1NG K4RK4T./

RUFIOH: oh h1 vr1ska

RUFIOH: bye,

GC: H1 VR1SK4! H3H3H3H

CRONUS: vwait

AG: What.......?

CRONUS: nevwermind

TG: whta?

MITUNA: *DR4W5*

GC: H3H3.. -CONT1NU3S DR4W1NG./

AG: Well........ *Sits down alone in corner*

cuttlefishCuller [CC] is now Kankri [KANKRI]. ~~ 1 ~~

AG: [] Hey. []

KANKRI: /*screams* cronkri

TG: *laughing*

TT: Hey lil bro

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TG: OH CRAP HI BRO

TG: BROOOOO

TT: Hey lil man

TG: heyyyyyy

MITUNA: *574ND5 UP* N0000 K4NKR1 D0N7 5734L MY H4ND5

TT: How are ya

TT: You eaten yet

TG: uh....

terminallyCapricious [TC] is now golgothasTerror [GT]. ~~ 35 ~~

TG: how do i explain this

TT: Have you

GT: Ello everyone

TG: uhhhhh

AG: Hey, Jake.

TG: jake?

GT: Yes

TT: Oh hey jake

TG: oh.

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AG: [] yes []

GT: /Dirkjake

CG: YEAH

TT: **i ship it**

AA: hell0

TG: KARKKLEEESSSS

CG: WHAT

MITUNA: UH....

TG: WASSUP.

AA: 0_0

AG: [] same p[

CG: anyone watch artfulimpersonator?

AG: []*

TG: ?

CG: ))

TT: ...

TG: ...

CG: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, DAVE

TT: Is it another shitty rom com

AG: *Sits in corner sadly*

TG: ummmmmm...........i might have broken somethig of yours bro

CG: *IS SUNNDENLY RIGHT BEHIND DIRK* WHAT'D YOU SAY

TT: Wait what did you break

TT: Aaaaahhhh!!!

TG: and karkles leave my bro alone

CG: NO

CG: HE SAID ROM COM

TT: Oh..

TT: Lil bro

AG: I guess........ *Whispers things to myself*

CG: GIVE

CG: ME

CG: THE

CG: ROM

CG: DIRK

TG: LEAVE MEH BRO ALONE

TT: What no

TT: Fuck you

CG: YES

GT: Romcoms are cool!

TT: You have enough

TG: OH MY GOD JAKE WHY

AA: karkat. y0u are c0ming 0f as creepy. and thats c0ming fr0m a dead girl

TT: Thank you

CG: STFU ARADIA.

MITUNA: *C0NFU53D*

AA: 0kay

CG: I NEED IT

TT: No you fucking dont

golgothasTerror [GT] is now apocalypseArisen [AA]. ~~ 35 ~~

TT: You have enough

AA: why d0 y0u need it

AA: hey everyone

CG: NO I DONT

CG: *TACKLES DIRK* NOW

TT: Ah fuck!

AG: *Smiling* How is everyone?

CG: GIVE

CG: THE

CG: MOTHER

CG: FUCKING

CG: ROM

apocalypseArisen [AA] is now twinArmageddons [TA]. ~~ 35 ~~

CG: COM

CG: you made a mistake, strider.))

TA: whattup biitche2

TG: KARKAT.

MITUNA: H1 50L

CG: NO

TG: MOVE

TG: NOW.

TT: *absconds with rom com*

timaeusTestified [TT] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: RUN BRO

TA: oh. hey tuna

EB: hey guys

TG: hey john.

AG: Hi John.

CG: JOHN HUMAN

EB: how are ya?

CG: DIRK HAS A ROM COM

CG: I NEED IT

TG: not that bad.

EB: hey karkat!

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EB: good

AA: im dead.

EB: not..

EB: that..

TG: AND I HAVE THE COM NOW

TG: *ABSCONDS*(

CG: *TACKLES DAVE ANS GROWLS*

EB: i thought dirk had it

AA: 0h. well what did y0u mean

TG: JOHN

TG: HALP

EB: KARKAT!!

CG: *LOOKS AT JOHN* WHAT

TG: GET OFF

CG: *FLAILS* NOOOOO

AA: -she is fl0ating/

EB: *rips karkat off dave*

EB: RUN

TG: *ABSCONDS WITH COM*

AG: ........ Well then, you guys seem to have this handled. *Goes 8ack to corner to think a8out my misera8le life*

CG: FUCKING HELL

TG: *THROWS IT TO JOHN*

CG: *KICKS JOHN IN THE BALLS THEN CATCHES IT IN THE AIR*

EB: *fumbles a little but gets it and absconds*

CG: *COLLAPSES IN A BALL*

AA: why are pe0ple chasing each 0ther

CG: wait shit))

ectoBiologist [EB] is now arsenicCatnip [AC]. ~~ 34 ~~

TG: HEW

KANKRI: *tackles J9hn and puts a pist9l t9 his head* R9mc9m. N9w

CG: *COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR HUGGING THE ROMCON*

AA: .....

CG: holy shit kankri))

TG: *SWORD PINTED IN KNAKRIS BACK* GO. NOW

AA: 0_0

KANKRI: /THIS IS JUST A CLUSTERFUCK NOW. AND I'M LAUGHING

AG: [] lol []

TG: /XD

AG: [] y no one skyping me :( []

KANKRI: *l99ks at dave* D9 it. I fucking dare y9u

CG: im listening to safe and sound- homestuck))

CG: im fucking crying)))

CG: shit))

TG: I WILL

AG: [] so lonely []

AA: 0_0

Kankri [KANKRI] is now cuttlefishCuller [CC]. ~~ 1 ~~

AC: :33 < *ac takes movie and bounds off!*

CG: *HISSES AND CHASES*

AG: [] Fef Skype me! []

KANKRI: WELL? D9 IT Y9U PUSSY

AA: 0h dear.

CG: holy shit ill... Ill be right back ;-;))

KANKRI: STA6 ME DAVE

KANKRI: I FUCKING DARE Y9U

AG: [] ... []

AA: -st0ps every0ne in their tracks/

AA: st0p fighting

TG: I WILL!

KANKRI: /He challenged me. I'm calling his bluff

TG: IMA CUTA BITCH

AC: :33 < *ac hides from karkitty*

AA: dave n0.

AA: karkat n0

TG: MAKE ME DEAD GIRL

AA: 0_0

AA: y0u say that as an insult

AA: its n0t

KANKRI: STA6 ME ALREADY. END IT F9R ME. I'LL GLADLY 6E 9NE T9 GET RID 9F MYSELF S9 PE9PLE D9N'T HAVE T9 DEAL WITH ME

TG: .....

AC: :33 < *ac sneaks back to her room*

AA: 0_0

CG: i need to fucking get a bunch of homestucks that can sing and have a fucking party fucking fuck))

CG: *CRIES UNDER THE COUCH*

KANKRI: That's what I th9ught. *walks away*

AA: /I gtg

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MITUNA: *5N34K5 0U7 0U751D3*

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AG: [] 8ye! []

TG: damnit!

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CG: im gonna go for awhile. Ill be on g+ if anyone needs meh :33))

MITUNA: /ok

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AC: :33 < **nnuuuuuuu**

arsenicCatnip [AC] is now terminallyCapricious [TC]. ~~ 34 ~~

KANKRI: *walks 6ack t9 my hive*

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TG: poor john.

TG: and kk

TG: and kankrill

TC: HeY AlL YoU MoThErFuCkErS :o)

TG: hi...

TC: Yo dAvE BrO

TC: I GoTtA MoThErFuCkIn aSk yA SoMeThIn

MITUNA: H1 G4MZ33

TC: Yo :o)

TG: sup.

TC: oh. notin much really

TG: oh.

TC: UNLIKE SOME MOTHERFUCKERS

TC: notins happenin with me

TG: WHOA

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: :o) HONK

TC: :o) honk

TG: ongod no oh god

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: somethin motherfucking wrong?

Kankri [KANKRI] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG]. ~~ 35 ~~

MITUNA: G4MZ33 Y0U 0K?

CG: *PAPSHOOSH*

TG: *freaked out*

TC: NEVER BEEN MOTHERFUCKING BETTER

TG: HOLY SHIT ASDFGHJKL

TC: whats

TC: MOTHERFUCKING

TC: wrong

MITUNA: *84CK5 UP*

TG: .......dont leave me alone with this guy

TC: NO

TC: dont go

TG: ...........

CG: EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND STFU

TC: :o) HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TC: honk

TG: ...

MITUNA: 1 D1DN7 3V3N FUCK1NG 54Y 4NY7H1NG

TG: ..

TC: *BEHIND DAVE*

TC: honk

TC: HONK

TG: *GIRLY SHRIEK*

MITUNA: 8UZZ!!

TC: heh heh heh

MITUNA: 8P

TG: OH MY GOD IMA GONNA DIE SHIT

TC: HOW DO YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT

TC: for fucking sure

TG: oh my god get away from me man please

MITUNA: *5175 D0WN*

MITUNA: H3H3

MITUNA: 8)

TC: *absconds*

TC: HONK

terminallyCapricious [TC] is now Doc Scratch []. ~~ 34 ~~

Hello

MITUNA: H1

Hello mituna

MITUNA: 8P

TG: .....

Oh

Hello dave

TG: .......wtf,.

Something wrong dave?

TG: ..............*absconds*

Hmm

Doc Scratch [] is now adiosToreador [AT]. ~~ 34 ~~

AT: uHH,,,,,

AT: hi,,,,

MITUNA: H1

TG: no uh hi tav uh one question........

AT: yEEEAAA?,,,,

CG: HEY TEVVY

CG: TAVVY*

TG: what the fuck?! FIRST YOUR GAMZ THEN DOC THEN TAV WTF ARE YOU A SHAPESHIFTER\

AT: uHH,,,

AT: hEY,,

AT: kARKAT,,,

TG: BYE ME AND TAV GTG

TG: ICE SKATIIING

AT: **CRAP SHIT BYE GOTTA GOES,,,**

CG: .....................................

CG: ;-;

CG: ALONE

CG: 4 EVA

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MITUNA: /im still here

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CG: OH...DAMN I FEEL AWKWARD NOW

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MITUNA: /still here

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CG: /Hey