Homestuck: Eridan X Reader

MINOR WARNING: SOME CUSSING. NOT THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT THAT THO. XD

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began pestering (chumHandle) [XX] at 15:33 --

CA: Hello

CA: I knoww you're there!! 

CA: ANSWWER ME FOR COD'S SAKE!

XX: Gosh! Sorry Princess! I'm kinda busy!

CA: That's PRINCE. 

CA: And wwith wwhat?? 

XX: None of your business!

CA: I wwanna knoww!!

XX: >:C

CA: Is it quadrant related??

XX: Ohmygosh Eridan no. It is not. You friggin pervert.

XX: What do you want anyways??

CA: Wwhat makes ya think I wwanted somefin? 

XX: Dude you were flipping your shit. You want something.

CA: Glub. I wwas just wwonderin' if you wwanted to hang out later tonight.

XX: That'd be cool, but I can't.

CA: Wwhy the fuck notttttt? Gluuuub...

XX: I'm busy. I won't be home. I'm going somewhere.

CA: ...

XX: I'm sorry!! It's a secret thing! I'll hang out with you tomorrow when I get back.

CA: ... 

XX: Aww, cheer up Mr.Grumpy gills!! XD It's only over night.

CA: I rented movvies and evveryfin...:'C

CA: And my fuckin' moirail is busy wwith some 'secret' shit.

CA: Absolutely perfect. 

XX: Look, I'm sorry. We'll rent more movies tomorrow and watch them all day, alright? Now I have to leave.

CA: Ok FINE. You better make it up to me.

XX: I totally will man! I'll text you later. Bye.

CA: Bye.

-- (chumHandle) [XX] ceased pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] at 15:41 --

    Signing off of pesterChum, you feel a small amount of remorse due to the fact you can't hang out with Eridan, your moirail. You've liked Eridan for quite some time, or feel 'flushed' for him, as the trolls say (You being a human aren't completely familiar with their terms), making you feel bad you're missing a chance to watch movies and hang out with him (and maybe fall asleep next to him). But, you got invited to a sleepover at Kanaya's hive earlier this week, and you told her you would be there. She invited all the female trolls and humans, to have a girls night and chat about things. Well Kanaya used a bunch of fancy words, 'Eloquent Exchange Of Behavior Rituals Etc.' And the bottom line was, keep it a secret from all the boys, so they don't try to crash it!

    You finish packing your (colour) nightgown and toothbrush in your overnight bag, as well as a few other things you can't live without, including your cellphone. You pull on your jacket and exit your house, making sure to lock the door behind you, as you step outside into the warm evening air.

-----Time Skip-----

    You finally arrive at Kanaya's hive after an hour or so. You stand on her porch and knock on the front door, not wanting to use the rather ornate looking knocker, fearing you might break it.  Kanaya opens the door and gestures for you to come inside.

    "(Your name), Welcome To My Humble Abode. Please Make Yourself At Home." Kanaya pauses showing you inside and leading you down the hallway to her respite block where everyone was lounging around. "I Was Beginning To Worry You Had Forgotten, As You Are Around 20 Minutes Late, And A Few Other People Had To Cancel." Kanaya continues "Rose Had To Cancel As She Ended Up Being Sick And, Aradia Never Responded To My Invitation." Kanaya frowns with disappointment.

    "Yeah...Sorry, I got kind of lost...Google Maps didn't want to work." You explain apologetically. You set your overnight bag down on the floor next to everyone else's and turn back around to face everyone.

    Kanaya tilts her head and raises one eyebrow in confusion. "Please, Do Explain About This 'Google Maps'." she asks politely, one of her brows raised.

    "Of course" you say with a small laugh, as you sit down on the floor next to your friend Nepeta, who was eagerly awaiting your explanation of this alien sounding thing you called 'Google Maps'. "Well, It's like an online system of maps, and-" You go on explaining as everyone listens, some showing more interest, in your (half assed) explanation,than others. 

-----Time Skip-----

    "8luh, I am soooooooo 8ored. Let's do something FUN for a change." Vriska complains loudly, taking focus off of the game 'Monopoly' Kanaya insisted everyone play, after a small discussion about what games humans played for fun.

    "Well Vriska, If You'd Rather Do Something Else Then Go Ahead. Nobody Is Stopping You." Kanaya mutters while moving her pawn (the thimble) to park place, and not looking up from the Monopoly board.

    "Ugh!!!!!!!! Aren't you supposed to ENTERTAIN your guests?!" Vriska pouts while she rolls her eyes. "I say we play truth or dare!!!!!!!! That sounds WAY funner." She announces, standing up and crossing her arms.

    Kanaya begrudgingly looks up from monopoly and shrugs, she mentions anyone who wants to play truth or dare is welcome to in her spare room, so as to not further disturb the game of monopoly. Which already was having minor complications, due to Terezi licking all the money and property cards she got.

    Vriska smiles triumphantly, showing her fangs "Alright everyone who wants to have fun, instead of playing a 8ooooooooring 8oard game, can come play 'truth or dare' and actually have FUN for a change." She finishes, eyeing everyone with a smirk on her face.

    A few others saunter into Kanaya's spare room, (mostly so Vriska will shut up),  Vriska scans the room to see who else she can drag off to play truth or dare, and possibly humiliate. Since there was to many people for everyone to play monopoly, some people had opted to sit the game out and do something else, and you decided to chat with Nepeta and text Eridan, like you told him you would. Vriska's gaze lands on you.

    "And what are you doing (Your name)? Why don't you come play truth or dare with us???????? It'll 8e fun!!!!!!!!" She says putting a hand on your shoulder, the corners of her mouth raise, forming a sly and somewhat menacing smile.

    "O-oh. Sure Vriska, I'll play truth or dare!" You stammer nervously, regarding the frightening look she has on her face.

    Vriska strides off into Kanaya's living room to start rallying the game participants. You ask Nepeta to join you in playing the game, you'd prefer to have her company since you have grown to be good friends with her. Nepeta accepts, and both of you walk into Kanaya's living room, everyone was sitting in a circle as Vriska stood in the center explaining the rules for those who didn't know them. You and Nepeta join the circle and wait for Vriska to finish explaining, being as you have some spare time, you decide to take out your phone and continue to text Eridan.

XX: I'm back!! 

CA: Finally! I'm still curious as to wwhat you'vve been doin'...

XX: I'll tell you tomorroww!

CA: Hey!! Are you makin' fun a me? 

XX: Oh! Sorry! My finger slipped!

CA: I bet you're just captivvated by my seductivve accent~

XX: ...

CA: Hahahaha!! You didn't deny it!!

XX: I am going to hurt you.

    "HEY!!!!!!!! STOP TEXTING, WE'RE STARTING THE GAME NOW!!!!!!!!" Vriska shouts furiously ripping you back to reality.

    "Sorry!! I'll just tell them I gotta go for now!" You squeak back typing a short notice of your momentary departure quickly, so as not to anger the 'Spider Bitch' even more.

    "WHO IS EVEN IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO IGNORE ME!?!?!?!?" Vriska continues to snarl at you, as you sink down not making eye contact with her.

    "I was just texting Eridan." You mutter quietly, stuffing your phone in your pocket, and looking up at Vriska, waiting for her to resume scolding you in her angry tone.

    "You've 8een attached to your phone all evening." Vriska pauses, "That kind of makes me wonder........" she resumes, a smug grin forming on her face." She appears deep in thought for a few moments, when she finally snaps back to reality, "Alright, let's get this game started!!!!!!!!" She says sitting down with everyone else.

----A few Dares/Questions later----

        "WhAt Do YoU mOtHeR fUcKiN mEaN mY fAyGo Is RuNnIn'?" Gamzee asks in a confused tone, his voice echoing through the room from the crackly speaker on the telephone. 

        "Exactly what I said, so you'd better go catch it!!!!!!!!" Vriska responds and hangs up, while everyone stifles their laughter at poor Gamzee's confusion. Vriska was dared to prank call Gamzee by Roxy,though Vriska did the prank call a little bit wrong, it still somehow ended up entertaining everyone.

        "Ok, so now it's my turn to pick someone. Hmm........" Vriska pauses. She looks around the circle for a moment before her eye lights up, her gaze dead set on you. "(Your Name), Truth or Dare????????" the corners of her lips raise up into a malevolent grin.

        "Umm...I...Truth I guess." You answer, you feel Vriska's eye on you watching you squirm in your spot. She sarcastically asks you if you're sure, you look up and nod 'yes' to her confirming your choice, your nerves getting the best of you making you feel rather anxious. Everyone's focus shifts to Vriska, eagerly awaiting to hear the question you have to answer, by law of truth or dare conduct.

        "Are you..." Vriska pauses mid sentence dragging out the suspense for another moment, and milking the attention. "Flushed for Eridan?" she finishes, tilting her head to the right slightly a cruel smile on her face.

    Some of the partakers in the game giggle at the surprised look on your face. You thought you had done a pretty good job of always hiding your feelings for Eridan from everyone. Vriska just HAD to see through that...Damnit.

    "COME ON (YOUR NAME) ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!" Vriska demands impatiently, glaring at you while she crosses her arms. You can feel everyone's attention shift to you, you take another moment to mentally prepare yourself to answer.

        "Yes..." you sheepishly admit looking down at your feet, "I am flushed for Eridan...", you start to blush as the room awwe's and giggles at you, except for Vriska who smirks and says 'I knew it'. The embarrassment sinks in for a moment, until you try to fix it by staring darkly at everyone and saying "I amn't cute. I am the night. FEAR ME!" This quickly fails and everyone just awwes and giggles more. You decide to stop wasting your time and go do something else. "You know what, I fold. Whatever." You stand up slowly and try to act cool while you walk away, which almost immediately fails because you trip and fall flat on your face (AN: Some evening isn't it?). The room goes dead silent as you stagger to your feet and limp across the hall back into Kanaya's bedroom, once you reach it you hear uproarious laugher sound from the room you just crawled out of. Kanaya takes one look at you and understands your situation, the rooms are rather close together, so everyone heard your forced confession not just those who were playing truth or dare.

----Time Skip----

   After huddling under a blanket for around 30 minutes, you finally calmed down and you decided to watch some movies on Netflix with everyone, since they finished the monopoly game and decided to go on Netflix. The movie had just started when it was suddenly interrupted by loud knocking from the front door. Kanaya pauses the movie and walks into her living room to answer it.

        "Kan, you gotta help me wwith somefin." You hear Eridan plead to Kanaya from the other room. "Kar wwas busy, an' he told me to fuck off, (Your Name) stopped textin' me an' I reely hope she ain't mad or anyfin...Wwhat should I do?" Eridan whines. Some of the others had picked up on Eridan's presence due to his conversation with Kanaya, and were starting to eavesdrop. You had stopped texting Eridan back after the truth or dare event happened, since you were in a flustered state, you didn't want to accidentally tell him, or hint to him, that you were flushed for him.

        "Eridan, With All Do Respect, I Am Currently Engaged In An Activity. May I Continue This Talk With You Later?" Kanaya insists trying get Eridan to leave as soon as possible, and to keep him .

        "But Kaaaaaan! I'm flippin' out!" Eridan retorts becoming serious, "I'm flushed for her Kan..." he admits with a sad sigh. "And I dunno if she returns my feelins'..." Eridan pulls his scarf up to his nose to hide the deep violet blush that started to show on his cheeks.

    You get up from your position on the couch and peer across the hallway, and mouth 'DO NOT MAKE A SOUND' to the crowd of listeners hanging on to each word and stifling their words. Either Roxy was to drunk to care, or seriously misenturpretated what you meant. She starts laughing and slurrs "Oh my gowd, thadt's sooo cuuute!! Since of the odth oht other thing that happened a bitta go!" 

        "Wwait...Wwhat's that sound?" Eridan interrupts another one of Kanaya's polite attempts to get him to leave, he raises a brow in confusion and tries to peer into the hallway.

    You are watching so intently you fail to notice when Vriska sneaks up behind you, and manages to drag you through the hallway and throw you onto the living room floor in plain sight of Eridan and Kanaya. After becoming even more aquainted with Kanaya's wonderful choice of flooring, you climb to your feet for the second time this evening. Kanaya looks at you, then back at Eridan, "I'll Leave You Both Alone For A Moment." Kanaya reasons, promptly turning around and walking back into her room, leaving you and Eridan alone.

        "Howw much a that did you hear?" Eridan questions looking you in the eyes.

        "All of it..." You answer, breaking eye contact out of embarrassment and looking back at your dear old friend, the floor. A light pink blush spreads on your face. "I'm...F-flushed for you too Eridan." You stammer

        "Oh cod, really?!" Eridan sputters, a smile lighting up his face. "So that means you're my matesprit noww!" He says moving closer to you and wrapping his arms around you in a delicate hug. You hug him back and bury your face in his neck breathing in the scent that lingers on his scarf. Eridan places his hand on the small of your back and pulls you in close again, he leans forward and kisses you. The kiss starts out soft and tender, but slowly becomes hot. His tongue licks the edges your lips, you linger there awhile, nibbling and playing, and then his tongue investigates past your lips and explores your mouth. After about 5 more minutes, of sloppily making out, Kanaya interrupts you both by reminding you that this is an all girls sleepover, and that Eridan must leave. Eridan seems kind of dissapointed for a moment, but then grins picking you up bridal style.

        "Wwell, howw about wwe continue this back at my hivve (Your Name)?" Eridan offers smoothly, his sparkling violet eyes meeting your beautiful (Eye Colour) ones.

        "Of course Eridan!" You agree nodding enthusiastically. After you two arrive at Eridan's hive, you 'watch' the movies that he rented for earlier, by watch I mean, you don't follow the plot what so ever because you're too busy kissing and cuddling each other. Eventually, the sleepiness overcomes both of you, and you fall asleep in his arms feeling overjoyed he finally became your matsprit.