Camera Man: *not the toilet version*
Welcome sir, please state the name, age, occupation and skills:

MC: Name is Jack de chuck,
Age is 30,
Skills are:
Lock Picking, stabbing, ranting, being dum dum race, being homeless 15 times in 30 years of living.
Occupation: ...fry cook, factory worker, construction work, and homeless.

Camera man: abilities?

Jack skills:

Unlimited my birth certificates work,
Unlimited chocko milk bar,
being still for 2 days,
And hawk eyes.

Camera man: if you ever fought gojo when you bend over would you win?

Jack: Nah, I'd cooked that nigga harder than what made Africans too much black for the police to capture easily in the crowd of white robbers.

Camera man: you heard him folks, he can solo Goku in 1v1.

Jack: wait... What did you say? *Heavy knocking occurs*

Goku: *ripped the door apart and shouted what made the king feel fear for the first time* Hey it's me Goku, I heard you were strong, now square up and let me see if you're all cock but no cum.

Camera man: Ayo, WTF.

What does Jack de chuck look like?

The wasted robot is Jack de chuck.
He's a robot that is homeless.

...dum dum race was given to him because his Iq is basically 690, but only uses 3% of that power, because he feels bad for the mortals.

He has no weapons, only left right and headbutt. That's all he needed to make Goku catch his breath and dry as his balls are destroyed so badly even the news anchors don't even want to show it to the public.

Basically a character sheet and why he is not a great MC nor overpowered.