You know how isekai starts with op children and stuff, or their Otaku or too op, Because they want to.

This is not one of them why?

Good question.

I write stuff then leave.

What type of vessel does our MC take you ask?

...average totally average human body that is not Americans( sorry white fat folks, and big black men), nor asians (sorry for being born as a girl), not latina (damn you, I could have a bbw woman) not any African (yey you don't need to be sold as a slave), nor any European( good thing your not a Brits, they have bad teeth)

What race did our mc come from?
Dum dum race...

I'm trying the best I can with my unstable mind not knowing what other races are left.

So expect our MC to always choose the bad route and ask for a raise to a dead boss... Which is always broke and he can't eat food except a chocolate bar that tastes seriously bad.

Right... The story: *ahem*

MC: so boss, why can't I get the raise? *Poking the corpse with a metal rod*

Boss: *dead with a thousand yard stare*

MC: ...that is nice clothes you got there man... Would be ashamed if I take your socks and not the shoes off. *Proceeds to grave Rob the man*

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MC: where is everyone? Last I checked I was eating chocko milk bar, not the worst food but could be better.

???: Welcome mortal, you have died, now you are to be punished for all eternity with your sins.

MC: hello...

???: let us start the review of your sins.

20 mins later:
???: you have been charged with robbing the dead, taking candy from a baby, punching Karen in school, committing a hated attack against just stopping the oil movement. What is your defense?

MC: nuh uh, you weren't there, so how could you be sure I'm him?

???: you left your birth certificates on the scenes of the crimes.

MC: impossible, how could they understand that word certificate?

???: I hereby sent you to another world with nothing, but with only unlimited chocko milk bar.

MC: am I going to be homeless?

???: *devious grin* you're the only homeless.

MC: wait... What? *Get suck in another world*

???: next. Number 105486528th please go to counter #1009

???: ...I wanna get a vacation and a raise... I feel that's impossible.

... Bureaucracy at its finest.

... author's note:
Might update again.
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