Guess my hair colour😉

Not forcing, I'm just bored😴
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*Taehyung's POV*

Chimmy
Where chu all at?😞

WWH
At my house, dummy.

Yoongles
Who the fuck called my baby a 'dummy'?

WWH
Stob it, u midget!

Namjesus
Chill people, chill.

Hoeseok
So what's up idiots?!

Gucci
The ceiling.

Hoeseok
Wha........

Jungbun
We r owls, isn't it?

Chimmy
Lol yeah! We never sleep at night.

Namjesus
No one does I think.

Hoeseok
Why u forgetting Yoongi?

Namjesus
Why u forgetting to add verb in your sentence?

Hoeseok
U forgot it too!

Namjesus
I was just showing u how u r making mistake in English!

Yoongles
Just calm down u two, jeez!

Gucci
Today is a very memorable day.

Chimmy
Okay, who died?

Gucci
Bish not that.

Gucci
Today, our dear damn friend, Min Yoongi, Aka Yoongles, replied to our texts even it's night.

Chimmy
Oh bish yes! Congrats to this day!🎉 Let's celebrate! Drinks on u, babe!

Yoongles
Ok imma get goin bye.

Chimmy
Oh wait no! I have a special announcement!!!

Yoongles
Okay but make it quick.

*WWH is typing*

Hoeseok
Jin, if it's a dad joke then I swear-

WWH
What do u call a three-humped camel?

Chimmy
Pregnant.😎

Namjesus
OK Jinnie u gotta stop-

Namjesus
Wait, how did u know that Jiminie?

Jungbun
Its a joke from the movie 'Zootopia'. I love this movie!

Chimmy
Yes! It's our favourite!😁

Gucci
Hello 911, we have a jokes stealer. His name is Kim fucking Sockjin

WWH
-aka the worldwide handsome.

WWH
Wait what?! Sockjin?! How dare you disrespect my name! Curses to u!

Chimmy
Listen guys listen!!!🙇

Gucci changed the nickname WWH to Sockjin

Gucci
It's a pretty good name😌

Sockjin
I will change it right now!

Hoeseok
Can everyone just stfu and let Jimin say?!

Chimmy
Thanks, hyung. Now listen to me CaReFuLlY

Chimmy
C

hristmas is coming soon and I have planned that we should spend this year's Christmas at New York. So, what do u think guys???😆

Jungbun
So u mean outside of this country?

Chimmy
Yup.

Yoongles
So u mean, abroad?

Chimmy
Yup.

Hoeseok
So u mean, out of Korea?

Chimmy
...Yup.

Sockjin
So u mean, in any other country but not in this country?

Chimmy
😑Yup.

Namjesus
So u mean, not in Asia?

Chimmy
😒Yup.

Gucci
Heck I'm in!!!

Yoongles
Of whom?

Gucci
I mean, I agree with Jiminie.

Gucci
What the hell did u think?!

Yoongles
Nothin idiot.

Chimmy
Tae agreed. What about y'all?!

*Namjesus is typing*

Chimmy
Oh, and don't worry about money, passport, visa and other things. I have these in my control.👍👍

Namjesus
Then I'm in too!

Hoeseok
I'm also in!! Ahh it's gonna be fun!

Yoongles
As there will be beds in hotels, I'm in.

Sockjin
U kids will get into trouble without any adult. So of course I'm in.

Gucci
Uhh Jungkookie?! What bout u?

Jungbun
I've never gone outside of Korea before.......I've also never got on plan..........

Chimmy
We all will be there Kookie! Don't worry about that.😉😉😉

Gucci
I'll be there too. Say yes Bun.

Jungbun
Okay.........

Hoeseok
Oh yeah! Everyone's going then!🙌

Namjesus
When is the take off?

Yoongles
Let me be sure, there will be beds, right? Cozy? Comfy? Soft?

Sockjin
Imma start packing from now!

Jungbun
For how long r we gonna stay there?

Chimmy
I'll answer everyone's question tomorrow. Its night now. Go to sleep. Goodnight❤❤❤

Namjesus
Wha-
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Taelien👽
Ayo Chim! Listen here.

Ji-Mini👌
What now? I already said that I'll tell the details tomorrow.

Taelien👽
No no. I wanted to ask u, what r u up to?

Ji-Mini👌
I'm just staring at my Meow Meow. He looks so cute while sleeping. So perfect😳 Who can believe that he's a top?!😶

Taelien👽
I wasn't talking bout it bish! U r srsly up to something. U never use this much sticker in just one text. What's ur real plan huh?

Ji-Mini👌
I-

Ji-Mini👌
Alr8 u got me. U really r ma best bro.

Taelien👽
Just tell me ur real plan man!!!

Ji-Mini👌
Okay okay. Calm tf down.

Ji-Mini👌
I am just helping u to propose Jungkook bro! That's ma real plan.

Taelien👽
Wth do u mean?

Ji-Mini👌
Oh c'mon, u know what I'm talking bout!

Ji-Mini👌
I know u got feeling for Kook. But u never ask him out.

Taelien👽
Why should I tell him to get out?!

Ji-Mini👌
...Madafaka

Ji-Mini👌
I'm not in a mood of joking! I'm serious!

Taelien👽
Oh hey Serious! I'm Taehyung.

Ji-Mini👌
UGHHH😵 I HATE U BASTARD!!!

Taelien👽
Okay, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry ma brother

Ji-Mini👌
😓 now listen.

Ji-Mini👌
U sure got feeling for Kook. And I'm just helping u so that u can ask him out.

Taelien👽
...I don't like Jungkook that way dude.....he is like a brother to me😊

Ji-Mini👌
'Brother' my ass

Ji-Mini👌
And, CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ji-Mini👌
I know u like Jungkook- Wait no, u actually LOVE Jungkook, right?! I know that. Now we will go to New York city, you two will get a room together, cause I'll fix that. Then on the 31st December, you will say that three magical words in a whole paragraph to him. And when Jungkook's gonna say yes, you two will kiss. And that kiss will take u two in the second step. But don't worry, we won't be there. U two will be all ALONE. U got it? aLL aLONE.

Taelien👽
..........u just planned ma future😓

Ji-Mini👌
Lmao I planned the half, u planned the half by urself man, u r a grown up😂

Taelien👽
Lol😂😂😂

(Read)

Taelien👽
But how can u be so sure that Jungkook's gonna say yes?
(Read)

Taelien👽
Hey why aren't u replying?! Did u fall asleep?!
(Read)

Taelien👽
U r reading ma texts tho, where r u?!
(Read)

Taelien👽
HEY REPLYYY
(Read)

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*Jimin's POV*

Jimochi
Hey Kook, u sleeping?!

Kiddo
Not yet. U need anything?!

Jimochi
Actually, yeah.

Kiddo
Don't ask me for another cat pic.

Jimochi
Nouuuuuuuuuuu why not?!

Kiddo
U already have a cat in ur house.

Jimochi
......

Jimochi
Yeah u got a point there.

Jimochi
But I don't want any cat pics now.

Kiddo
Ohh thank god. Now how may I help u?

Jimochi
Just answer my question with yes or no.

Jimochi
U like Taehyung, don't u?

Kiddo
*message not sent*

Kiddo
*message not sent*

Jimochi
*sniffs* hey u smell that?! It's a bottle full of banana milk.

Kiddo
Wait where?!

Jimochi
Here u r, not answer my question

Jimochi
Honestly

Kiddo
...............

Kiddo
I..........

Jimochi
I'll take that as a yes

Jimochi
Okay now I gotta go. U go to sleep Kook.

Kiddo
Hey wait!

Kiddo
Please don't tell him about it plzzz I beg u!!!

Jimochi
U will be begging in front of Tae later, honey.

Kiddo
What-

Jimochi
Okay I won't tell anyone bout it. Now let me go~

Kiddo
Promise?!

Kiddo
Hey reply!

Kiddo
Ughhh where did u go now?!
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Taelien👽
HEY REPLYYY

Ji-Mini👌
Just be sure that Jungkook will be with u for the next 100 centuries.

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Late update opps, really sorry about it. My phone was grounded for 5 freaking days😌 And I really donno why. I don't even know what I wrote in today's chapter😓

Btw, HOW R U ALL?! Just hoping everyone's doing fine fine fine! Thank you for reading today's chapter too. I am really happy to have this much readers cuz I never imagined having so much readers❤ I love chu all😭 *cries in every language*

And if u don't like the story, feel free to leave and please do not report I repeat do not report pleaseeeeu😘

Thanks again and again and again💞

Hope to see y'all in the next chapter safe and sound💕 Goodbye everyone✌

And don't forget ~ Saranghae💜💜💜