Please Vote and Comment~btw I was watching a tv show ,pinky dinky doo ,while writing a bit of this cuz it was on in my friend's house XD
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"Holy fuck Yoongi!" Jimin yelled through the house looking at the pregnancy test in the bathroom.

Yoongi came rushing into the bathroom, "Ok, two things... First, that holy fuck thing is my thing that I haven't said since we moved in together four years ago, and second thing, what does the pregnancy test say?"

"Well... Now I caught on the holy fuck thing... And how the hell am I pregnant hyung?" Jimin showed the positive sign on the pregnancy test.

Yoongi smiled, "Mpreg?"

"What's mpreg?" Jimin tilted his head.

"Male pregnancy. Taehyung told me it was possible. Hoseok's and his child isn't adopted you know. That's their biological child. I made sure Taehyung wasn't playing around and got a blood test." Yoongi said.

"So that's why they vanished for nine months saying they were on a trip..." Jimin realized.

"Well they were. Their daughter was born in Daegu, not Busan." Yoongi shrugged.

"A-anyway... Does this mean I'm pregnant?" Jimin stuttered.

"Most likely." Yoongi nodded.

"Alright." Jimin sat the test down, "Now what?"

"Celebrate with beer." Yoongi bluntly said.

"If I'm pregnant, how can I drink alcohol?" Jimin sighed.

"We'll drink beer and you will drink juice." Yoongi grinned.

Jimin shoot his head, "Someone needs to help me with six drunk men."

"Okay. Okay. We'll figure it out." Yoongi said, calling the others.

"Wait, are you just finding any chance to go out and drink beer?" Jimin asked.

Yoongi hesitantly nodded, "I'm a busy man, I don't get to do it much."

"Can't I at least go to the doctor and make sure the pregnancy test is right?" Jimin asked.

"How about you take three more pregnancy tests, if they are all positive or the majority of them are, then you are surely pregnant. I don't need to waste money for that when we still have extra tests left over." Yoongi suggested.

Jimin nodded, "Okay."

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Jimin but his lips, looking at the four positive pregnant tests.

Yoongi knocked on the door, "So, should I call the others and make some plans?"

"Aish, why did you have to fuck me so hard last night?" Jimin asked out of frustration.

"I'm guessing that's a yes..." Yoongi chuckled at what Jimin said.

Jimin opened the bathroom door, "I'm never having sex with you again after this."

Yoongi's eyes widened, "Wait what?"

"Don't you remember? My parents still don't approve of you. They still think we're just childhood friends and roommates. And Jihyun? He's a snitch." Jimin told Yoongi.

"But after this, you're parents will probably know..."

"After this... My parents will probably do all they can to take me away from you." Jimin said honestly, "That's why... I said I'd probably never have sex with you again..." Jimin muttered.

Yoongi bit his lips, "Well, let's go celebrate and we'll figure this out later."

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"Congrats Jimin!" Taehyung hugged Jimin tightly when they got to the bar.

"Now you're a big man. Or should I say wo-man?" Hoseok held in his laughter.

Both Taehyung and Jimin glared at Hoseok.

"So am I a wo-man?" Taehyung asked.

"Wait, I didn't mean that." Hoseok covered his mouth.

Once everyone else got there, they congratulated Jimin.

"Jin hyung, why aren't both you and Jungkook drinking? I only need one person to help me." Jimin stated.

"I don't really like to drink. And I don't really like Jungkook drinking." Jin said, sipping on his soda.

"Yeah, ever since I married hyung, my life became controlled." Jungkook told Jimin, sipping on his milk.

"Oh..." Jimin blinked.

"Babe!" Yoongi shouted and patted Jimin's back.

"What...?" Jimin glanced over to his boyfriend.

"Why is everyone married except us?" Yoongi pouted.

Namjoon hiccuped, "That's true. Even in married to Jackson. Taehyung and Hoseok is married, and Jin and Jungkook is married. You two are the only ones who aren't."

"But yet, you guys are having a child..." Jungkook said.

"I didn't know guys could get pregnant..." Jimin looked down.

After the celebration, Jimin and Yoongi had to get a taxi to their home.

"You got my child in you~" Yoongi laughed.

"Yeah, I know." Jimin said.

"We're gonna raise it well!" Yoongi shouted.

"Yes, I know."

Once they got home, Jimin laid the drunk boy down and cuddled next to him.

"We're soon to be parents..." Yoongi mumbled right before he fell asleep.

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