Charlie: This man got into your pants the same week you met at that bar, you guys fucked excessively after that. Naughty reader-chan!

Danny: Danny boy made your body levitate exactly two days after your second year anniversary. Before that though, there was a lot of teasing & oral before the REAL thing.. He was down to fuck you whenever after that, he was sex obsessed when it came down to you after the first time..

J-Dog: He fucked you eight months in. He had you labelled as "My Kitten" on his phone, what'd you expect? You guys bang about twice every six weeks.

Johnny: Your big boy fucked ya the day of your first year anniversary. Turns out, he didn't lie about the 10 inch. And now he fucks you in different positions for each day of the week. He likes sixty-nine.. that's for Sunday though!

Funny: Two months in and you guys bang excessively.. birth control was used, thank God, he had no condom whatsoever. Nastyyy! You guys fuck 30 times a month, thats not even a joke. Literally, he plays his way into getting you in bed. Sometimes it's make-up sex for a fight.