1. Bitches Get Stitches
Now Entering Hollywood Misfits Group Chat
Addy x- Addison
Mol- Molly
Angel- Angel
Bree Bree- Briana
Cali Gold- Callie
Z Dog- Zayn
LT- Louis
Haz- Harry
L Bean- Liam
Neil H- Niall
April 3rd 10pm
Addy x: hello!
Mol: hey my love!
Angel: heeey!
Bree Bree: ello governa
Cali Gold: Hey bitches!
Addy x: how's everyone tonight?
Mol: good
Bree Bree: peachy
Angel: I'm great!
Cali Gold: I just got laid so I'm good :)
Addy x: you whore!
Angel: Whoa now ladies
Addy x: I'm jealous...
Cali Gold: someone not getting laid Addy?
Addy x: fuck off!
Z Dog: I could help with that 😏😚
Addy x: omg...
Angel: did Zayn Malik just...
Bree Bree: daaaamn son!
Addy x: I-
Addy x: You-
Z Dog: it's okay I understand Addy x
Addy x: Wh-
Cali Gold: you broke her Zayn 😂🤣
Addy x: fuck off Callie!
Z Dog: I'm sorry I couldn't resist the comment
Addy x: you don't even know what I look like!
Z Dog: we'll then DM me a pic :)
Addy x: I-
Bree Bree: get some Addy! Go send the damn pic or I will
Addy x: Briana I swear to god if you do I'll murder you in your sleep
Bree Bree: then do it! Or I will babe!
Addy x: ugh!
DMs between Addy & Zayn
Addy:
Zayn: oh my god!
Addy: I know I'm ugly
it's okay
Zayn: shut up you are not!
You're fucking gorgeous!
Addy: haha thanks
Zayn: I've never seen such
a beautiful women before
Addy: oh stop it!
I'm just a girl and your
Zayn fucking Malik!
Zayn: and your Addy the
gorgeous girl I need to meet!
Addy: wait you wanna
meet me?
Zayn: yes! How about you
tell me your address
and I'll be there at 6 pm
Addy: 76 Grace Lane,
LA California
Zayn: I'll be there!
Addy: okay! Favorite food?
Zayn: lemon pepper chicken
Addy: okay! :) see you
At 6 don't eat!
Zayn: okay I won't :)
Addy: awesome!
Back to the group chat
Addy x: Zayn Malik is coming to my house!
Bree Bree: oh Zayn you slay dog!
Z Dog: she's going to cook me dinner I feel honored
Angel: you should be she's a bomb ass cook
Mol: ooo lucky ! I want her food
Addy x: then come over tomorrow night and I'll cook for you babe :)
Mol: sold! I'll be there!
Cali Gold: oooo! I sense some romance coming!
Addy x: Callie wait til you get home! I'm so going to kick your little short ass!
Cali Gold: oh baby please do!
Z Dog: can I watch?!
LT: me too!?
Cali Gold: I-
Cali Gold: Louis-
LT: yes I'm Louis Tomlinson baby!
Cali Gold: you're my fucking idol man!
LT: wanna meet me?
Cali Gold: uh-
Cali Gold: sksks
Cali Gold: Yes!
LT: Okay when and where?
Cali Gold: DM And we'll talk details
Addy x: oooo!
LT: maybe I'll get laid!
Cali Gold: I-
Angel: did Louis just?
Z Dog: Wrong Chat man!
LT: fuck me!
Cali Gold: when, where and how hard LT?
LT: uh later, my bed and as hard as you'd like baby 😏
Bree Bree: oh snap! Callie gonna get laid! Again!
Cali Gold: STFU Briana or ill expose your dirty laundry you little hoe you:)
Bree Bree: do it I dare you bitch... I got a great come back
Cali Gold: oooo! It's on like donkey kong!
L Bean: this is gold!
Neil H: yes it is Lima Bean :)
L Bean: call me that again and I'll snuff you in your sleep mate!
Haz: chillax Liam or I'll make you
Angel: I can't believe what I'm reading!
Bree Bree: me either!
Mol: well damn!
Addy x: I have some shopping to do ill talk to you guys later
Z Dog: see you at 6 love!
Angel: did he really?
Bree Bree: awww!
Cali Gold: someones already caught feelings and they haven't met face to face yet 🤣
L Bean: I wanna drink...
Neil H: then get your ass in here before Harold drinks it all!
L Bean: I'm coming!
A/n haha I had a lot of fun writing this out
Thoughts?
Inline comments are very entertaining FYI
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