UN Briefing

December 23rd

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UN person 1: As you all know, last year, operatives from a UN task force gathered evidence to show that Santa Clause, also known as Saint Nicholas and Father Christmas, has violated multiple laws, both on a domestic and international scale. 

UN person 2: These crimes include things like:

-Breaking and entering on an international scale

-Violation of multiple no-fly zones

-Unauthorized entry into every nation's air space

-Flying with out a license

-Flying non-regulation vehicles

-Theft

-International stalking

-Distribution of illegal and unregistered weaponry

-Creation  of biologically modified organisms that could easily become bioweapons

-Illegal ownership of  large amounts of military grade weaponry and equipment

-Unsanctioned military operations

UN person 3: As you can see, this person is a real piece of work. In response to this, the UN will be assembling at team of specialists to arrest this man and bring him in for trial. Files with information related to the members of this team will be given to those necessary.

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OPERATOR 1:

CALLSIGN: Soul Whisperer

SKILLS: Interrogation, breaching, asset denial, CQB, assassination, operations in hazardous conditions

EQUIPMENT: 

-Axe: combination of a great axe, scythe, spear, and crowbar

-Javelins: carries eight of them

-Hammer: carries a medium weight war hammer

-Shotgun: Shotgun? Shotgun.

-Bolt-on Plating: carries armor plates that can be bolted onto his body

APEARANCE: This man, no, this monster looks like he should be dead, but isn't. His entire body above the waist is skeletal and from the waist down, he's flesh, scale, and bone. Seriously, how does this man even exist? Wears a hooded trench cloak and dark pants that have been stitched together with heavy, leather thread.

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Leader person 1: What is this guy? Some horror movie reject?

UN person 1: Just keep reading the files.

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OPERATOR 2:

CALLSIGN: Agent Belka

SKILLS: Piloting, HALO insertion, sniping, improvised weaponry, demolition, assassination

EQUIPMENT:

-Homemade Rifle: this shouldn't be legal, but he gets results

-CFX-44 Anti-Material Rifle: This is a really scary gun

-Specialized body armor

-Cartridges with unknown contents

APEARANCE: You know the Halo games? Yeah, this guy looks a bit like an ODST, with his armor having a gray-green base and red, orange, and green accents.

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Leader person 1: So he's some nerd who left his mom's basement to join the military? What a loser.

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OPERATOR 3:

CALLSIGN: Scrapper

SKILLS: Piloting, sniping, CQB, demolition, assassination, improvised weaponry, interrogation

EQUIPMENT:

-CFX-44 Anti-Material Rifle

-MA15L: Weapon examiners didn't even come within ten feet of this

-Specialized body armor

-Cartridges of unknown contents

APEARANCE: Mix clone trooper armor, the Halo pilot helmet, bolt scrap metal onto it as extra armor, same green gray base as Agent Belka, with orange accents and a single green stripe on the helmet

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Leader person 1: Oh boy, another nerd, this one just decided to go to the junk yard.

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OPERATOR 4:

CALLSIGN: Caustic Creeper

SKILLS: [REDACTED]

EQIPMENT: [REDACTED]

APEARANCE: Full body military hazmat suit, [REDACTED]

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Leader person 1: So he's some sort of boogie man?

Leader person 2: Will you just shut up?

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UN person 1: These are the files that we currently have received clearance to release, due to the pending status of the last two operators. Thank you for coming to the briefing.

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A/N: Happy Holidays, Santa's a felon, and all that jazz. Have an abso-fucking-lutely wonderful rest of your day.