Neo's Xmas Gifts
A/N - This was the only request by XCarverTheDemonKingX so here it is.
Your POV
*your wrapping some random gifts some people and crying inside at some of the costs* You "Neo why would someone need a 10,000 lien purse?" *she writes her response down*
Neo 'Because fuck you weren't helping choose gifts and left me with your wallet so now suffer.'
You "your evil, adorable, sassy, and so not going to let me sleep are you?"
Neo 'yep now shut up and keeping wrapping gifts or should I tell them about the nick name I call you when were alone?'
You "I'm wrapping I'm wrapping" *she nods as if saying good and you see a gift for Yang* You "New boots?"
Neo 'She had vomit on her old ones and there wasn't enough cleaning items to save them.'
You "Dang how many times?"
Neo 'Jaune 3, weiss 1 got drunk on accident, and Cardin once which put a nail in the coffin.'
You "That's why she had me hang him from Ozpin's office in his pink underwear with baby duck faces." *she nods and gag's slightly in remembrance of it as you keep wrapping presents* Neo 'Did you already set up the Cardin trap?'
You "yep a pair of fake Velvet ears to follow into a Beowulf nest is ready to go when needed" *she nods in approval and looks at you as if asking will he fall for it?*
You "he has fallen for dumber things like a love letter and then ended up on Ozpin's office."
Neo 'Good point' *you both continue wrapping presents*
Neo 'Have you ever had a crush on Velvet?'
You "not really I viewed her more like a younger older sister while she viewed me more like an older younger brother."
Neo ' Ah so you both sibling zoned each other.'
You "in a way yes at least it was mutual for us." *she nods and wraps her arms around you from your back smirking*
You "Neo please I still have four more people's presents to wr-" *she interrupts you by kissing you and you just give up and kiss back as she already gained control of the dominance before you had time to register it so you start fighting for control of it and end up pinning her to the floor*
~Cock Blocking Arthur Time skip~
*Neo was cuddled into you still nude as you hold her close to you* You "damn she is good at making me lose track of time." *you check your scroll for time and it says 8:10 pm* 2010..... SHIT ITS A FEW HOURS TILL XMAS *you quickly do the one leg hop to put your pants on and start wrapping the rest of the presents forgetting you have a time manipulation semblance as you continue wrapping them properly to avoid it being found out about the eighteenth time you and Neo fucked while on school property much less the five times it was Ozpin's office as you keep rushing knowing each resent for who based on color scheme and gift* bunny pj's Jaune, a pink heart pancake shaped Nora, a dildo canon..... Coco, Headphones Troy and done dear Oum *looks at the time 11:59 pm 2359* time to get the presents to the tree *you start gathering the gifts and carrying them all to the tree that you can carefully without drawing Attention to yourself*
Troy "How many times have you and Neo fucked in the past week alone now? Five or six?" *you look down and curse mentally*
You "Six times"
Troy "I swear I need to put a leash on you two but whatever you two already had a story but now its trying to get other's there story" *I see him rub his temples*
You "story?"
Troy "Hush only two people are allowed to break the fourth wall in your story me and someone you'll fight in the future" *he grabs the headphones from the thing*
Troy "don't get caught fucking Neo also careful when you get back Neo might still be horny."
You "Already?!?" *He's gone like the wind he controls* shit I'm not going to sleep tonight am I *you put the presents there as you return and feel Neo wrap her arms around you and bite your neck*
You "Neo Please I just got back a sm-" *you were too late as she already started the kiss with you*
Troy's POV
*facepalm* Troy "I warned him oh well" *grabs a book and starts reading it*
Carver "Troy the story is still going"
Troy "Shit hmm no pictures is too much of a cop out hmm song no too many headaches finding a good song hmmm a lemon nah I'll continue being a cock block it's fun"
Carver "Asshole"
Troy "Why thank you but that won't help with the 200 more words needed right now."
Carver "admit defeat and make it a couple hundred short?" *whacks him upside the head*
Troy "after not updating for two months or more? Never."
Carver "Too much minecraft and writers block"
Troy "and other things I gotta cook and be gone for a while and with the Blake story there is a missing tux answer -_- so I haven't been able to keep it going for a minute cause of that shit which isn't helping me much it might have to get discontinued but I don't want too."
Carver "then your gonna have to bull shit choose a tux"
Troy "Ughhhhhh effort on a lazy mind"
Carver "your issue not mine"
Troy "I know I know" *he rubs his temples and looks over*
Troy "Oh they stopped fucking for the time being so Back to you and Neo!"
Carver "But what a-" *covering his mouth*
Troy "Hope you all enjoy!"
Your POV
*Your holding Neo close smiling softly* I love this girl even though she Is very needy on how much lust for a human girl she has *your slightly sore for the amount you two have been going at it as you rub her back softly*
You "I love you Neo" *you fall asleep holding her*
~The End
A/N - Merry Xmas everybody and to all a good night
~Troy
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