Hello again, readers! It's me, Ren, back with another holiday special and *cough* holding the account on my back *cough*

Ahem...what was that? Uh, anywayy...

Here's a lovely holiday spoof of the admins! Enjoy.

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The QueerWarrior admins are all lounging around the place, each doing various random activities. Duskie is playing UNO with Catty and Brook. Aqua is splayed on the couch eating chips while Ren lies with their head on the other's lap, watching meme compilations. Slushy is crying over Mario Kart with Solace watching over her shoulder, when suddenly, Annco bursts into the room.

Annco: GUYS. Something is terribly wrong!

Solace: *looking up* Um, what?

Annco: Someone stole the eggnog!

Everyone gasps except Aqua.

Aqua: What's eggnog? Some kind of delicacy made of magical reindeer crap?

Ren: It's only the BEST drink EVER! You've been missing out.

Aqua: It's not my fault I'm not engrossed with white culture.

Ren: Hey! *looks to Slushy for backup* Solace, help me out here. Aqua thinks eggnog is white culture.

Slushy: *is still playing Mario Kart*

Duskie: *takes advantage of the chaos to sneak a peek at Catty's UNO cards*

Annco: Stop arguing, y'all. We need to find the culprit. This is urgent!

Brook: No need to fear, Ultimate Dicta- I mean...Leader. I will catch them! *she turns around and is now wearing a trench coat and spectacles* Detective Brook on the case!

Catty: Where did you get those...?

Brook: *ignoring Catty* So, my fellow admins. *starts pacing* A great crime has been committed, and I'm determined to find out which of you is responsible for this egregious act. The act...of stealing the eggnog! *thunder sounds*

Ren: *looks outside* It's not even cloudy...what the heck?

Annco: Brook, although you look absolutely ridiculous right now, I'm gonna trust that you'll figure out whoever did this.

Brook: Thanks for the vote of confidence. Now...when did you first discover that the eggnog was missing?

Annco: *gulps* About five minutes ago, right before I came in the room.

Duskie: Yeah, I thought I heard a girly screech coming from the kitchen earlier. Sounds about right.

Solace: Hah! Roasted!

Annco: -_-

Brook: I have an idea! Quick, someone check everybody's breath.

Aqua: I'LL DO IT!!!

Catty: Gosh, why so eager?

Aqua: ...

Catty: ...I have nothing to hide, you know.

Aqua: *checks everyone's breath, then realizes* Oh wait...I don't even know what eggnog smells like.

Ren: *facepalm*

Duskie: Well, besides, they could have masked the scent with something else. Something like...*turns to Aqua* CHIPS!

Brook: Hey, that's the detective's line! *pushes Duskie aside* Well, they could have masked it with something like...*turns to Aqua* CHIPS!

Aqua: *freezes with a potato chip halfway to their mouth* ...huh?

Ren: Nuh uh, guys. No way was it Aqua! First off, we've been hanging out watching memes the whole day. Also, if they don't even know what eggnog is, why would they want to steal it??

Brook: Hm, you're right...then I bet it was...YOU! Everyone knows how much you love eggnog!

Ren: Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I took it all! Come on guys, you know me. I wouldn't do something like that.

Annco and Duskie both make slight sounds of disagreement.

Ren: Okay, just because I changed the book covers to memes ONE TIME, that doesn't mean anything!

Slushy: *suddenly chucks the controller at the wall and screams bloody murder* AAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

Catty: Fam, you okay?

Slushy: I WAS SO FREAKING CLOSE!!! I WAS RIGHT THERE, THEN THIS STUPID BOMB AND THE STUPID RED SHELL AND BULLET BILL AND AAAAGGHGJDKJSLD!!1!

Catty: *pats her head* It's okay, chill.

Slushy: *immediately calms down like nothing happened* So, what have y'all been arguing about?

Each person says the following simultaneously:

Brook: My amazing detective skills.

Annco: Ren's deceitful lies.

Ren: Memes.

Catty: Brook's terrible taste in trench coats.

Duskie: Annco's girly screams.

Aqua: *holds up bag* These potato chips.

Solace: Roasting people.

Slushy: Okay, one at a time, jeez. Annco?

Annco: Well, I noticed that someone had stolen the rest of the eggnog and we've been yelling about it for a while.

Slushy: The eggnog that we got a couple days ago, right?

Brook: Yeah, that one.

Slushy: Oh, lmao, I drank it. Sorry y'all.

There's an awkward silence, then Slushy and Solace begun to play the game again, and the previous activities slowly resume.

Ren: *talking to Duskie* Okay look, I won't mess with the book covers again, alright? Gosh, it was one time!

Catty: UNO!! HAHAHAHAAH SUCKERS!

Brook: *pouts and throws her cards down*

Aqua: *inspects their chips* Hmm...I wonder if these were made in China...

Annco suddenly runs back into the room.

Annco: GUYS!!

Everyone looks up with panic on their faces.

Annco: Haha, just kidding. *breaks the fourth wall* Happy holidays y'all! See ya tomorrow!

Solace: Who are you talking to...?

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Hope you enjoyed that! This is your host Ren, signing off.