Hufflepuff: The thing is... I have something big to tell you.

Gryffindor: Come on, Puff. You know you can say anything to me. We've known each other for a long time now, and we're a great team. There is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

Hufflepuff: I'm dating Slytherin.

Gryffindor: You're dead to me.