"As my grandma used to say, it's only a walk of shame, if you're capable of feeling shame."

- Gryffindor, probably

Why not run? It's only a walk of shame if you walk. - Slytherin

Why not avoid the walk entirely and motorcycle your way out of there. That way instead of feeling ashamed you can look like a confident badass.

-Ravenclaw

What are we talking about? Are we going somewhere? Do I have to pack some snacks?

 - Hufflepuff