Episode 2: Oh Nyoo Even Satan Won't Save Me Now

Y/n Pov

And so few weeks have passed since I live in this new world and learn how to use my power

I was able to rent a room at an Inn now

Thanks to my Super Bloody somewhat unbreakable magic Staff that should have not been used to brutally beat something to dead

And With Kyubey's help, I know when my Mp is about to run out so I was able to avoid being on the ground unable to move

Y/n: " ... Alright... I'm calling this Magic Stick the Ainz Owl Gown staff, cause I can beat some frog with this... "

I am sorry Madoka-Sama... For I have used your Magic Wand to beat some frogs and wolves to dead

And now I have also learned how to use the other Magical Girls' powers too

And now I have the power of a Gun! Thanks to Mami-Sama!

But... I can only summon one and they run out of bullets after three shoots cause I don't have enough Mp to create more bullets... And so... I start to beat the living sh*t out of the monster with the back of the Gun

.... Ugh... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm not being a magical girl at all!

I don't have a lot of Mp and these days, I just start to beat Monsters with the Ainz Own Goal staff or the Great Madoka stick to solve my quest problem with Violence if I don't have enough Mp

Y/n: " Well as a wise man once says if Violence isn't solving your Quest problem then you're not using enough "

And so sometimes I make the gun super big and large... And increase the Violence to another Lvl

Y/n: " Ugh... What kind of Mahou Shoujo beat the living sh*t out of their Enemy with their Magic Staff... I mean I know a few girls in Anime and Manga but they use hands, not magic staff! Well, almost but the staff is not a Branch looking so it's on a different level of staff... "

Y/n: " Sigh... "

Y/n: " Ah... I just think of some great light novel titles! ' The Wrong Way to Use a magic staff ' would be good at the beginning but after one arc it becomes your usual Cliche Harem where the girl just falls for the Mc because he's strong or like that Manhwa where the Mc was just cutting wood and yet he has the power of God and Harem... "

Ah yes my life in one title at this point well besides the whole Harem and Super Powerful...

I mean I'm super weak by this world standard definitely! And I'm also Ugly there's no way a lot of girls would love me... And I don't want a Harem either way... Seem troublesome and not fair

Ah... I hate myself... Haaah......

Y/n: " You know what whatever... Let's just sleep... Sleep always make you better... Most of the time... "

And so I try to sleep and pass the night

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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The next morning

I was sitting in the guild cafeteria eating breakfast while thinking...

Y/n: " H-how do people ask to become party members? Do they do Gacha? Or am I supposed to just put up some paper and it's done? Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! I always play a game, solo! Even in Mmo, Fps, or any kind of game that can be played Multiplayer! W-well I mean I always thought if it can be done alone why not? I mean that way I won't trouble others... And I won't be screamed at by the salty and toxic player I just can't handle it "

Y/n: " Ah... Being a loner and a shut-in my social communication is downright terrible even my Monsterous Familiar can socialize better than me... "

Kyubey: " Now now... Don't be like that Y/n "

Guild Staff: " Ah Kyubey-San good morning how your Master doing is he good? And wanna hang out later? "

Kyubey: " Morning and he's doing pretty well today, and maybe another time but thanks for asking "

Guild Staff: " Alright, and fight on Y/n! "

Y/n: " Thank you, " I say with a smile

Guild Staff: " Haha~ don't overwork yourself, kid," the staff said as she went to do her job

Y/n: " Ah... I don't wanna do this anymore... I wanna die... Wait I already died... Guess I need to die a second time "

Kyubey: " Now now "

3rd Pov

Two large brawn guy was talking and pointing at Y/n with their thumb

Male 1: " Bro should we ask her if she wants to join us? I hear she's a pretty good tank "

Male 2: " Sure bro but let's ask later look at her gloomy aura I'm sure today is not her good day so let's just ask another time "

Male 1: " Alright bro whatever you say, we need some tank, with me being a Healer and you a Mage it's not a good balance party "

Male 2: " I know "

Back with Y/n pov

Y/n: " Let's just go do a quest so I can level up... "

Kyubey: " Right "

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Y/n: Kono

Kyubey: suba

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A few hours later of beating monster to death with the back of the gun

Y/n: " I'm so sorry Mami-Sama "

I have defiled your beautiful and elegant Gun

Kyubey: " Alright the Quest is done and today you were able to conserve your mana usage better "

Y/n: " Yes... "

And so I went back to the Guild and get my money and went to have dinner

And is eating peacefully until

*whammm*

a Blue haired girl just went and fall to my table making my food fly and then drinking booze

Blue girl: " Fwaaaahhh! "

Y/n: " My food...... I haven't even eaten the frog skin that I saved for the last... "

I say as I crouch down looking at my wasted innocent food

Kyubey: " There there "

Kyubey pat my head

Kyubey: " You can have mine "

Y/n: " But "

Kyubey: " I do not need to eat food to live so it is fine "

The blue girl then look at me

Blue girl: " Huh? Whor yo? New gurl? "

Y/n: " Uh... Yes? "

Blue girl: " Hmmmm.......... " She was staring daggers at me as she look up and down

Y/n: " Uh......... "

Blue Girl: " Hmmm.... Whatever! Either way new girl! I am the Goddess Aqua you better praise me and show me respect! "

Y/n: " Sorry I'm not interested in joining any religion "

Blue girl: " Wha!? How dare you disrespect me!! How dare you! " *Gluck* she screams as she starts drinking more

Y/n: " Is she drunk? "

Kyubey: " I believe she is drunk "

Aqua: " Anyway! New gorl! Since you're new then it's the rule for you to pay for the drinks for tonight! Isn't that right everyone! "

Adventurers: "" Ooooooooooooo ""

Aqua: " Tonight drink is on the new girl wooohoooo! "

And so they all start drinking a lot

Y/n: " B-but I don't have a lot of money "

Guild staff: " Just let them be Y/n, you just need to drink with them, they will pay they're drinking themselves later so don't worry "

The staff lady said

Y/n: " Ah Thanks! "

But huh wait drink? Booze?

Y/n: " I never drank one before... "

I said

Y/n: " But no harm in trying even though I'm underage... I mean if no one knows them I'm not breaking the rules "

Kyubey: " Y/n... "

Y/n: " I will just drink one cup and that's all I just wanna know how it tastes"

And so I start drinking it all in one go and everything went blank

The next morning

I wake up in my bed naked

And there was a girl with white hair beside me sitting and combing her hair while staring at me with her red eyes

Y/n: " Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ugh "

I went to the toilet and start puking

The girl patted my back

After a bit, I start feeling better and not puking anymore and wearing clothes

Y/n: " Um.... Uh.... Ai.... Wee... "

White hair girl: " Calm down Y/n "

Y/n: Y-ywes sho w-who are yyyyouu? And and um... Did we do it? "

White hair girl: " What are you talking about Y/n? It's me? Didn't we always sleep together? "

Y/n: " Huh? "

I look around and I am not seeing Kyubey... And she does have some Kyubey Chatheristic

Y/n: " Uh.... K-kyubey? "

Kyubey: " Yes "

Y/n: " Huh how!? "

Kyubey: " Well it can be said because of what you wished "

Y/n: " H-huh what did I wish? "

Y/n: ( Oh shi... I'm so f*cked )

Kyubey: " Hmm... I won't tell you, you should remember it yourself "

Y/n: " ........ "

Kyubey: " Either way c'mon let's have some breakfast you should eat and rest for today," she says as she offers her hand to help me walk cause I still felt dizzy

Y/n: " Wait you didn't answer the last question "

Kyubey: *Smile*

Y/n: " P-please tell me! "

And so we start walking downstairs I sit on one of the tables

And Kyubey went to the Inn kitchen

She then comes back while bringing a soup

And spoon-feed me too

I try to reject but she looks so scary so I just let it be...

And then she guides me back to my room too

Y/n: " Uh... Um... S-so... "

Kyubey: " Rest "

Y/n: " T-thanks for taking care of me "

Kyubey: "It's fine "

Y/n: " I-im sorry to make you need to take care of me... You know you could just leave me, I mean I'm kind of forcing you to help me because of your duty also it's fine if you don't take care of me you know "

Kyubey then went and Kabedon on me

Y/n: " Eeppp! "

She then starts whispering in my ear

Kyubey: " That may be one of the reasons but that is not the only reason Y/n, or do you want to be called with Chan? You like cute things after all,
Y/n-Chan "

Y/n: " Ummm... Errhh "

Aaahhhh... My body just felt cold and I felt goosebumps

Kyubey: " I am taking care of you because I want to and because I love taking care of you Y/n-Chan, and I know you really like and want to be pampered and spoiled like this don't you? "

Y/n: " Unm...ummm... "

Kyubey: " Sssh, just enjoy it~, I know you like this being cornered and whispered the words of love like this, You subs, you really like it don't you being loved a whole lot to the point it's an obsessive love I know it all, I know everything, and that's fine I will love Y/n-Chan a whole lot so just leave everything to me and rely on me? Y/n-Chan, Y/n-Chan, Y/n-Chan, Y/n-Chan, Y/n-Chan, Y/n-Chan~ "

Y/n: ( Dear God I'm f*ck beyond f*ck not even satan can save me now, and I mean... I do like Yandere but... I mean this is fine I guess? Uh... I'm super scared yet why am I so excited and happy about this... Uh oh.... But but is it really fine? To love someone like me? I mean... I mean.. Ummmm.... Aaaaaaaaa.....bqktu4nlqbde)

Y/n: *Super brain EXE overload error*

And so I fall and pass out

Kyubey: " Hehe~ "

And so the day passes with me passing out and with Kyubey starring at me sleeping

Chapter end

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