Y/n Pov

I don't know how long I have been asleep but when I woke up it is the morning I guess the sky is blue and there was a large tree above me

And a white cat staring at me

Y/n: " Hiyaaaaaa!? Get away from me! I don't want to do any contract with you! "

Kyubey: " Well Y/n L/n we have already established a contract since the moment I was born "

Y/n: " Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!? "

Kyubey: " When the Angel created me to be your companion we have formed a contract "

Y/n: " What!? I-i won't become a witch am I? "

Kyubey: " I believe you won't, the Angel has already removed that effect but I won't be sure about that "

Y/n: " Oh God no! I don't want to die and make others troubled! Wait I'm already dead the moment I made a contract with Kyubey aren't I? And I already died once too... "

Kyubey: " Hmmm... "

Y/n: " I'm sorry Kyubey-Sama I beg you I don't want to become a witch "

Kyubey: " Sure "

Y/n: " Eh? "

Kyubey: " Now now... Don't be so scared of me I'm not that scary, and I may be the Kyubey you know from those Anime but im also not I am but a mere copy that was made by the Angel and I also have all the information about you Y/n L/n "

Y/n: " Oh God it's even worse a self-aware Kyubey! And all my secrets are all leaked! Nooo! All those black history! "

I start troubled and scratching my head

Y/n: *mumbling* " I'm dead aren't I! Wait isn't it better if I just die? It's not like there is a reason for me to exist?. I'm sure there are a lot of Isekai people with more OP power than me like Gilgamesh's power or Ben 10 or Seiba's power..... "

I start mumbling and talking negative stuff about myself

Kyubey: *Silently observing Y/n's negative talk*

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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A few hours later

I was done being all depressed or well hating myself

And start heading to town while being anxious as hell

Because Kyubey was laying on top of my head and so I was pretty slow so Kyubey doesn't fall

Well Kyubey is not heavy it feels like a doll

Y/n: " S-s-so Kyubey d-d-do you know where the guild is? "

Kyubey: " From the information I receive it should be up ahead just keep walking straight "

Y/n: " B-but there is a pack of people in front "

Kyubey: " Then just walk on top of them Y/n "

Y/n: " Uh... "

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Y/n: K-k-k-konosuba!

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After taking a different route that is more quiet and empty

I finally arrived at the Guild!

Y/n: " Woooooaaaaah... This feels like a fantasy that I would only be able to feel in my Imagination "

I excitedly run inside as I can't hold my excitement it feels like when I have to wait in line to get into the Cosplay Event or Idol Event

And I accidentally dropped Kyubey

Y/n: ( woohoo! Fantasy let's go! )

Kyubey: *Rub his head and silently follow*

I then went to where the Guild officer is and meet a girl who is definitely older than me and mature

Y/n brain ExE. went into chaos fantasizing about being pampered and spoiled by the mature Onee-San guild clerk

Guild clerk: " Excuse me "

Y/n: " Ah! Y-yes!? "

Y/n: ( Oh no! I got caught up in my wild imagination again! I'm sorry! )

Guild Clerk: " Do you need any help miss? "

Y/n: " Y-y-yws I want to register as an adventurer!? Please! Uh sorry? "

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My social skill is so bad! That I made a lot of mistakes! Aaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh!

Just kill me already! I don't wanna live anymore!

Guild Clerck: " Hehe... Of course, you can, I will guide you "

Y/n: " T-gank you "

Guild clerk: " Of course now first please put your hand on this crystal "

I place my hand on top of a giant crystal ball

Guild Clerk: " Alright let me check your stats, hmm...
Name Y/n L/n, Age 16, and your gender is Magic? "

Y/n: " Magic??? "

Guild clerk: " Just to be sure what is your gender? Or would you like to be known as non-binary? "

Y/n: " I-i-im a boy "

Guild Clerck: " Oh my... Okay now let's move on and see your stats
Your strength is a bit below average
intelligent is a bit above average
Agility hmm... it's pretty high
Stamina seems average
And your luck is pretty below the average "

Y/n: ( Yup... I'm nothing special )

Guild clerk: " With these stats, the job available to you is Adventurer, Wizard, and a Thief, well I would recommend being a thief with your agility "

Y/n: " I want to be a Wizard please "

Guild clerk: " Alright all done " she said and gave me a card

Y/n: " Thank you "

Guild clerk: " You're welcome "

Y/n: " O-oh right how much is this? "

Guild clerk: " Huh? O-oh right I forgot about the payment im sorry "

Y/n: " N-no i-its probably because of my fault, s-so how much is it? "

Guild clerk: " Well the payment would be 1000 Eris "

Y/n: " I see... "

I check the pocket of my jacket and pants

Kyubey: " psst Y/n here some money "

I look down and see Kyubey beside a pouch that is full of coins

Y/n: " Thanks Kyubey "

I take the pouch and see a lot of coins

Y/n: " I-i'm sorry but how much coin is 1000 Eris? M-my hometowns don't use Eris "

Guild clerk: " Well it would be about this much "

She then takes out some coins and teaches me about the currency and about the quest picking and stuff

Y/n: " Thank you very much for helping me Guild Clerk-San "

Luna: "Now now, please just call me Luna after all we will see each a lot "

Y/n: " Y-yes L-luna-San, t-then see you later? "

Luna: " Of course have a nice day "

I then leave and sit on one of the empty tables

And check my status

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[ Status card ]

Name: Y/n L/n

Age: 16

Gender: Magic ✨

Race: Human

Class: Wizard

Corruption: 0%

[ Active Skill ]

- Magical Transformation

- Depression dust

[ Passive skill ]

- Depressing Aura

- Pitful existence

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Y/n: " Ha! Now I can actually say to people that being depressed needs some skill and mastery ahahaha...ha..ha..."

Y/n: " Why am i still alive... "

I was pat on the back by Kyubey

Y/n: " Even Kyubey put his pride down and pity me... Maybe I should just choose to reincarnate and lose all my memories maybe that way the next me is more better than me... "

Kyubey: " Right... How about you take some quest and kill the monster in this world I want to see how your power would work "

Y/n: " Okay... "

Time skip brought you with a meme

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And so I took the quest to kill 5 giant Toad

It was the most common quest for beginners from what Luna-San said

And then I went to where the are where the toad is and see a massive giant frog or is that a toad?

Kyubey: " Right the target is here now try transforming Y/n "

Y/n: " Uh... Now that you mention it how do I exactly transform...? "

Kyubey: " We will found out soom enough "

Y/n: " How? "

Kyubey: " With experience "

Kyubey say as they throw a rock and hit one of the giant Toad eye

And so it starts chasing me

Y/n: " Wait! Wait! Wait! Time up! Heelllppppppp meeee! Aaaaaaaaa! "

I start running being chased by 3 large Toad

Kyubey: " Great now you just need to change and you'll survive "

Y/n: " Hoooowwwwww!? "

And so I just start sporting words of transformation

Y/n: " Sailor up!, uh.. Cure up!, Dress up! Henge!, Room up!, Charm up!, Kira-Kira! Persona!, Sailor moon beauty up!, Hyper-dimension access! Goddess power up! Neptune change! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! "

I scream run even faster because the Toad was closing in

Y/n: " Madoka! Homura! Aya! Mimi! Usagi! Rei! Iroha! Ichigo! Nepgear! Neo Kuroto Dan! Yuma! Goku! Anyone! "

Y/n: " Uhhhhhbhhhhhb! Henshin! "

And so finally I start transforming as my body covered in light

But then during the transformation I trip and fall

But we'll I did transform but now I was towered by a large toad

While I on the ground hugging my magic staff that looks like a branch

Y/n: ( N-now what I have become Madoka but im not God Madoka, how do you use the arrow magic )

I try to use the anime way of doing magic by imagining a water and shape it

But instead my staff got bigger

I tried to image the magic I want

But it only make my staff even bigger, thicker, and longer

So big and long that it even larger than the toad and the surrounding

The toad look at me staff

As I was about to let it go cause I can't hold them with my hand and so it start falling down

And the toad start running away

And so my staff crushed the frogs, the trees, and whatever thing above him

And I see the damage my bloody staff has cause and start to cry

Y/n: " I'm not going to be executed am i, no I will definitely be tortured and sell as a slave "

Kyubey: " Well that is interesting now how about we go get back to the guild and report the quest "

Y/n: " O-o-okay "

I turn around and then fall and unable to move my body as my clothes went back to my normal jacket

And my staff shrinks as it disappears into pink dust

Y/n: " Is this a case of low Mp... "

Kyubry: "It seems so "

A few hours later....

I finally can move and went to the guild to report the quest completion

And it seems I have killed 12 toads and 3 wolves?

And so I got 7250 Eris

I thank Luna-San

And then went to find an Inn to stay but they are all full and so is the stable

And so I went to find a bench that I can sleep on

Kyubey: " You sure this is fine? "

Y/n: " I'm fine at least I buy a blanket, and my Dad once told me that he used to sleep on the bench at a park before he was able to get a free room at an apartment where he used to work at when he was around my age "

Kyubey: " Hmm so your dead is an Orphan or a street kid? "

Y/n: " Hmmm... I don't know Dad never really told me much about my grandpa and grandma he only say that they are a piece of sh*t "

Kyubey: " I see "

Y/n: " Well Good night "

Kyubey: " Good night "

Chapter end