Y/n Pov

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Y/n: " Why can't i go explore lybrith with only two people party and 1 pet... "

Kyubey: " Well its the rule so don't dwell on it too much " she said as she pat my head

Pav: " No need to be down because I already put up a party recruitment! "

Y/n: " Whaaaaatttttt!? "

Kyubey: " What did you write? "

Pav: " Just some fun stuff of course! "

A puff of cloud appear beside pav as a paper appear it was the recruitment paper

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[ Party member needed! ]

Our party need a new members! Please join us!

We are a fun magical group! With magical and cute companions!

And we have cute boy here too!

If you're interested please head tol the table with cute pink boy and scary mean white hair girl

There are no minimum level requirements! Anyone is free to join in magical adventure!

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Kyubey: " ........ "

Kyubey stand up and went to the announcement board where pav place the recruitment paper and add some more words there

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THE CUTE BOY IS ALREADY TAKEN BY THE WHITE HAIR GIRL

SO IF YOU WISH TO JOIN TO DATE THE CUTE BOY THEN...

WE WILL BE HAVING LOT OF TALKS

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Kyubey write it in capital, and then she went back to sit beside me

Kyubey: " Now that is better... "

Y/n: " D-do you really need to add that, I doubt anyone that join our party is interested in me... they probably more interested in you "

I said to Kyubey who just sigh

Kyubey: " Sigh... oh Y/n... that is not true after all girls... like cute puppy like boys you know "

Y/n: " Oh... for real...? "

Kyubey: " Hmm... Don't even think of trying to seduce any girl with your puppy like charm "

Y/n: " Yes..."

Y/n: ( Its not like I even have the guts to try hit on a girl... a real life girl... )

Kyubey: " Ah... I know that look you must be thinking how you don't have the confidence to talk to a real girl "

Y/n: " Did you just read my mind... "

Kyubey: " Hmm... take a guess "

Y/n: " ...... "

Scary...

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A few hours later

After waiting a few hours and drawing some stuff passing time to wait if there will be anyone that want to join

And after long long hour someone finally arrive

???: " Ello! Are you two the one that put up the party recruitment!? "

Someone arrive she has an orange hair that tied to the side

Y/n: " Huuuuh!? Gudako!? " I said in suprise

Seeing Fgo waifu the Gacha beast!

Gudako??: " Ah, yeah well my looks that is haha~ but I'm not Gudako this look is something I got because of my bad luck "

Y/n: " Bad luck...? "

Gudako??: " Yup because of my skill, well nice to meet you two the name is Kevin! "

Y/n " I'm Y/n "

Kyubey: " My name is Kyubey and also Y/n WIFE "

Kevin: " Well nice to meet you two! Hope we can get along well! "

Kyubey: " So Kevin... are you a guy? Because the name Kevin don't seem to be a girl name well not saying there are no girls named Kevin "

Kevin: " Yeah... my original gender is actually male "

Y/n: " Eh? The how did you become a girl? Is it like what you wish to the god? "

Kevin: " Ah well its because of my skill which is Gacha! "

Y/n: " Gacha...? So you like Gacha anime character and have their power? "

Kevin: " Well that is the SR one... my skill beasically let me Gacha for free once a day and I can get either skill, weapon, or if I'm lucky I can basically turn into one of the anime character I got in my Gacha and got all their power, and stats, but... "

Y/n: " But? "

Kevin: " But thoere are all mostly temporarily item, or skill, unless you get the permanent one which drop rate are basically 0,00000000001% for tier E to D and its more worse when you want the SR and UR one which is like 0,00000000000000000000000001% chance to even drop temporarily power or item... "

Y/n: " So... since you got the permanent one... you now can't change back to your original looks? "

Kevin: " Yes... and since its Gudako and her luck being almost nonexistent I can't even get the temp skill to get back to my original looks and sex... since they are on the SR tier... "

Y/n: " Oh... oooh... "

Kevin start bang the table with her hand and looking so done and annoyed as she start to complain

Kevin: " Uwaaaah! Damn it! Man! I miss my dick! I want to jerk off... I want to be able to aim where I pee! Ugh... waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! I hate this! "

Y/n: " I-i mean, I'm sure its not all that bad right? since your Gudako couldn't you like summon Heroic servant to help you? "

Kevin: " Well that's the neat part is I can't... you see Gudako skill don't give me any skill to create the summoning circle... so I basically need to create the summoning circle myself and I tried but its not working... so probably unless you remember all the writings, the drawing, and the material it was made form I basically can't make a summoning circle so Gudako skill of infinite mana regen, and absolute servant obedience, is no use! "

Y/n: " Wait she can't...? Well... that... you sure had it rough... "

I sympathize with him

Kevin: " Waaaaaaaahhhh! Why god damn it! Oh whyyyyyyyy!? "

I pat him on the back as he was starting to drink some Ale and getting himself drunk

Kyubey then went out to do some solo quest because she want to test something she says

And after some more drink Kevin was drunk

Kevin: " Yossshhhh! Brotha! Let's drink a toss for our new adventure together! "

He gave me a drink as we talk about our life trouble

Y/n: ( Wait should I use male pronouce or female for Kevin... and wait since when did we accept him to our party?? )

And so well we started drinking and...

Y/n: *Drink alcohol* ( Wait... shit I for-)

And so things went dark

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The next morning

I wake up in my bed and in fear I look at myself and see that I'm not naked

Y/n: " Fueeehh... " I then look at my side and

I see a naked Kevin sleeping

Y/n: *Confused high pitch screaming*

Y/n: ( Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk! What!? Why!? How!? Is this considered cheating when Kevin is a guy inside!? But she I mean he has a girl body! Wait that's not even the problem here! I need to run! )

As I about to get up from bed to jump out of the window the door was open and she came

Kyubey: " Good morning Y/n I'm ba-"

Y/n: ( Oh shit )

Kevin start to woke and yawn

Kevin: " Morning... homie, last night sure was wild "

Y/n: ( welp good bye world... )

Kyubey: " Hehe.. ehehehe "

Mami guns appear on both of her hands and shoot right between me and kevn head

Kyubey: " I left you for a night... and this is what happens... "

Kevin who was still half asleep was wide awake and is scared after almost getting shoot

Kyubey then shoot again hitting me on the chest and hit Kevin on the shoulder

Kevin: " God damn! I know you said she was crazy! But I never thought she was this crazy! "

Y/n: *Cough blood* "I warned you... koff... run... "

Kevin start running and jump out of the window while quickly wear her clothes

Kyubey the pat me gently

Kyubey: " Fufufu~ please be patient and wait okay I'll go and kill her and then I'll be back to revive you " she the leave and jump from the window

Y/n: " Ah... so its not good bye world but its see you later world... "

I then died...

In void

I met Goddess Eris yet again

Eris: " Uuuhhh... this is troublesome... "

She said as she was trying to break the chains that is wrapping around my hands and stomach, and somehow was able to stop me from being reincarnated

Y/n: " I'm sorry for troubling you... "

Eris: " Ahaha... It's fine... so while we wait do you want to talk or maybe we can play some card game? "

Y/n: " Sure... "

And so we spend the time playing some blackjack and poker with her winning most of them

And finally I was revived

Back to the living

I was revived and as I open my eyes

I see Kevin that was beaten to pulp, full of bullets, burned, and bleeding

Kevin: " Ya~ welcome back "

Y/n: " you're alive!? "

Kevin: " Yup, thanks to Gacha skill I got today which gave me a temporary skill called Resident Evil Zombie... so I basically can't die cause I'm already dead ahahaha... now I'm just waiting for the zombie super regeneration to kick in... "

Kyubey who look satisfied hug me from the back

Kyubey: " Well we have finished talking and it seem it was all just a misunderstanding so well she can join our party as long as she know her boundary "

Y/n: " Oh... "

And so our party member has now increased! As we now have Kevin!

Chapter end