Y/n Pov

I woke up in my room alone

Y/n: " Huh? What happened? "

Then I try to remember and remember that I was knocked out by a door

Y/n: " Oh right "

Haaah... Man I'm such a disappointment

Y/n: " Oh yeah where's Kyubey? "

I look around and don't see Kyubey anywhere

......

Y/n: " Did I got dumped? After dating for about four days? "

....

Y/n: " Yeah... I definitely got dumped, someone as useless and disappointing as me will definitely be dumped... I don't have strong power, I'm also ugly, and dumb, actually, I am surprised that we lasted for four days I would think will get dumped on my second day... Haah... This is fine... Just like how it is supposed to be... Someone like me doesn't deserve to be loved... "

I lay back down on my bed

Y/n: ( Now now Y/n! Trust your possibly satan spawn yan girlfriend! I'm sure she just went to do some stuff! But! But! In the first place, it's impossible for someone to even love me! There's no way Kyubey would even love me! It's probably because of what I wished she just forced to date me because it's part of the contract!! )

Uhuhuhu

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

My Insecurity and low self-confidence are just hurting and haunting me super high now!

Ahh... My chest and stomach feel so hurt... I wanna puke...

Y/n: " Let's just go to the guild and do a quest... I'm sure Kyubey is just doing her things... C'mon Y/n be positive! ........ Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! it's so hard to be positive! "

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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3rd Pov

At the guild

Here in the guild, we can see a Brown-haired guy name Kazume or more known as the panty stealer

Kazuma: " Why is my party member all useless... One off-use Chunni mage, a good yet too masochistic tank, and a useless healer... Am I cursed or something..."

And then come the Explosion girl ah no the One-off use mage Megumin

Megumin: " Kazuma! Kazuma! Look! "

Kazuma: " Hai Kazuma desu... "

Megumin: " Look! I have found myself a Familiar! All I need to do is to sign a contract after this! " she said as she hold a white cat? Fox?

Kazuma: " Huhhhhhhh!!? That... Is not what I think is it??? "

Kazuma: " Megumin don't you even dare sign a contract with that thing! And put that thing back to where you found it! I won't take a 'no' as an answer! "

Megumin: " Eeeeeeeeeehhhhh!? But!! "

Kazuma: " No buts! Throw that f*cking evil thing away! "

Megumin: " Noooooooooo!! I promise I take good care of it! "

Kazuma: " No! "

And then a drunk useless lady has appeared

Aqua: " What's wrong Kazuma? Screaming so early in the morning "

Kazuma: " Aqua! How the hell is this thing here!? "

Aqua: " Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? "

Aqua was staring hard at the white cat or Kyubey

Aqua: " We'll someone probably wished for her to be here "

Kazuma: " What! What kind of crazy insanely idiotic person would wish for the most disturbing and Evil thing!!? "

Kazuma scream

And not far from them, we can see Y/n watching them

Y/n Pov

Y/n: ( That insanely crazy idiotic person was me... I'm sorry )

Y/n: ( Uh... Should I greet them? Let's not do that... Talking to people who seem like have some anger issue is scary I don't like being shouted at... Nor do I like to be given mean looks... This is why I hate tsundere cause Tsundere would give me Insecurity and a heart attack from the nervousness of doing something wrong )

And so I went to check on Quest and just decide to go and kill some frogs again

And then I check for my guild card and I don't have it... Shit

I can't submit the quest I do if I don't have it...

And so I look everywhere for it and can't find it, then there is only that place I haven't check

And so I went to the castle where the Dullahan is

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Y/n: KO

Kazuma: NO

Aqua: SU

Megumin: BA!

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And so I arrive at the castle

And meet the Dullahan

Dullahan: " What the hell do you want from me!!? "

Y/n: " Huuuuuh!? I-im sorry, I'm just here to check if I maybe drop a card? "

Dullahan: " Oh you mean this thing? "

He said as he take a card from the chair

Y/n: "That's right! Thank you! And I'm sorry for troubling you "

Dullahan: " Ah no it's fine make sure you don't lose it again "

Y/n: " Of course, I'm sorry for troubling you! "

Dullahan: " Hahahaha... what am I being all afraid your weird cat is not here right? "

Y/n: " Yeah she has some stuff to do "

Dullahan: " So wanna play bowling balls? "

Y/n: " Eh? B-but I never played well maybe in the game but... "

Dullahan: " Hahahaha! C'mon I'll be fun and I was bored either way "

And so we play Bowling Balls with a few skeleton soldiers and Zombie

Dullahan: " Ha! ha! ha! C'mon young
Y/n! Move those thin arms of yours! "

Y/n: " Ha-Hai! Sensei! "

*Bltaaarrrr* [ Strike!! ]

Y/n: " I did it? "

Dullahan: " You have finally done it! Young boy! "

Skeleton soldiers: "" Kltack! Klatack! ""

Zombies: "" Ooooohhhhhhhh! ""

Y/n: " Yes I did it! Woooohoooooo!! "

Skeletons & zombies: *Cheering noises and claps*

And then

A shining red light circle can be seen on the ground and the sky

Far away demon voice:
" Exxxplooooossssiioooonnnnn! "

*Blaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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Y/n: Konosuba!

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I am now in a place of the empty world with nothing but darkness

And in front of me was a girl with a nun-like outfit

Y/n: " ... I'm sorry are you an Angel? "

Eris: " Ah, in a way yes, I'm a Goddess my name is Eris nice to meet you "

Y/n: " Y-yes nice to meet you, s-so I died? Right...? "

Eris: " Yes unfortunately your journey has ended, someone used Explosion magic on the place where you at, and you got caught up in the explosion "

Y/n: " I see... So there really is someone that Explosion magic on the castle "

Eris: " Yes sadly there is... "

Y/n: " So what's next? "

Eris: " We'll next you will be reborn of course you will not have a memory of your past life "

Y/n: " I see... Well, it was a fun journey and I got a girlfriend even though we did not do any couple stuff that I always want to do... Well beside lap pillow... "

Eris: " I see, I'm sorry that your journey was short Y/n L/n "

Y/n: " No it's fine... Well I'm ready to be reborn I hope the reborn me will be talented and smart "

Eris: " I'm sure you will an-"

Suddenly a chain come down and wrap around my arm and stomach

Eris: " Eh? "

Y/n: " Ehh? "

The chain then pulls me up

Eris: " Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh!? "

Y/n: " Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk! Am I going to hell!? "

Eris Pov

And then Y/n disappear

Eris: " Wait! That's not supposed to happen!? Did Aqua-Senpai do this? "

And so I check on who reviving Y/n and I am in shock because the person clearly looking at me and know she is being watched!!?

Kyubey: " I won't let you take Y/n away to where I can't meet or touch him "

And so Eris is now scared

Back to the world of the living back with Y/n

Y/n: " I'm going to helllll!!!? "

I woke up and scream

And then I look around for a sec destroyed walls and scorched ground

Y/n: " Huh? I'm not in hell? " and then I look back and see Kyubey in her human form looking pissed

Kyubey: " So...? "

Y/n: " I'm sorry? For not telling you where I'm going? "

Kyubey: " Good and never ever take the offer to be reborn, cause that would be problematic for me, well not saying breaking multiple universal laws to go to where you have been reborn is hard, but well glad to have you back Y/n, let's go home "

She says as she gets up

Y/n: " Wait! Hold up sec! What was that last part again!? And h-how did you revive me? "

Kyubey: " Well that's pretty simple "

She then shows a card a Status card

Y/n: " Eh? You register as an Adventurer? "

Kyubey: " Well yes I want to try something and check if it's possible and so this morning I went to the guild in my Human form and register and it registered, you wanna see? "

She then shows her status card to me

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[ Status card ]

Name: Kyubey

Gender: Female?

Race: ????

Age: ??????

Class/Job: Arch-Priest

Level: ¿¿¿¿???????

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Y/n: " ... "

Kyubey then takes the status card back

Y/n: " Oh right! What about Dullahan-San!? "

I look around and see Mr. Dullahan getting up from under the ruble

Dullahan: " Grrrrrrrr!! You cursed Explosion mage!!! "

And the other Zombies and Skeletons was turn to dust

Y/n: " I'm sorry Mr & Ms. Zombies and Skeletons for my presence has probably what killed you all the second time "

Kyubey: " Now now, it's not your fault, and also " *Snap*

She snaps her finger as dust, a chunk of meets and bones gather around

And then one by one Skeletons and Zombie were revived well they become undead again for the third time?

Y/n: " Eh? "

Revived? Skeletons & Zombies: *Confused noises*

Dullahan: " What the f*ck! Since when an Arch-Priest can use Necromancy!? "

Kyubey: *Smile*

Chapter end