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Y/n pov

I was watching Dora*mon and then a guy with brown hair appeared

Eris: " Ah! Kazuma-san you're here again... "

Kazuma: " Yo! I'm back again... oh whose this? "

Y/n: " Ah! I-im Y/n L/n, I died few minutes ago... also... I'm a boy... "

Kazuma: " Huh? Did you got hit by a truck? And wait what you're a guuuyyyyy!!? "

Y/n: " No... I died because of... H-heart attack... and yes "

Kazuma: " Huuuh!? Don't tell me you died like me!? "

Y/n: " Like you? "

Eris: " Ah no Kazuma-san, Y/n here died in the other world, he originally died due to being stab with knife and died due to blood lost because the people around the area honestly thought it was all an act since they are cosplaying "

Y/n: ( Now that the first time, I never hear how I died specifically other than being stabbed)

Kazuma: " O-oh... well cheer up! At least it's better way to die than me "

Y/n: " Oh... okay... "

Kazuma: " So... why are you all here sitting watching Dor*emon? "

Y/n: *crying*

Kazuma: " Woah!? What the hell happened!? "

Eris: " Ah! Kazuma-san you shouldn't ask that, he is clearly still traumatized "

Eris hurriedly went hugging me and comforting me

Kazuma: " Damn.... what the hell happened to her... I meant him... "

I went back to eating cookies and watching the Tv

Kazuma: " Hey what happened to him? "

Kazuma whispered to Eris

Eris: " Uuh... w-well.... he more or less... forced to do that kind of stuff by his girlfriend with no rest constantly using healing magic on him until he died due to heart attack "

Kazuma:

Kazuma silently walk and pat Y/n back with sympathy and bit of jealousy

Time skip brought to you with a meme

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Y/n pov

I was revived and the next day I went to guild as usual feeling traumatized

Kevin who just arrive at the Guild greet me as he scream

Kevin: " W-what the hell is the creature on top of your head!? "

The small creature on top of my head sit staring at Kevin with her cute big innocent looking eyes

Y/n: " My sanity... and life force... "

Kevin: " ......................... "

Kevin just sit down and stare at me silently with the look of sympathy

After a bit Kyubey in her human form arrived and baby kyubey ah no Lil Yue jump to Kyubey

Kyubey: " Woah there, have you been a good girl for papa, Yue? "

Yue: " Mya~ "

Kevin: " Wait so is she really your daughter?"

Kyubey: " Hmm... more or less technically she's a clone of me, but with my gene and Y/n, so technically she is our daughter, sadly I was unable to get pregnant like normal human... I even tried so many ways "

Y/n: *visibly shaking from trauma*

Kevin: " What kind of ways? "

Kevin asked something she have not asked

Kyubey: " Ah well tried to do it the direct way, cutting open my stomach and and *beep* made Y/n *beep* and *beep* "

What Kyubey said was such a horror that even Kevin was traumatized just by hearing it while hold her non existing son down there

While I was having seizures due to remembering the sheer horror of what exactly happened

Kyubey: " Well I also tried different way with some magic like making *beeeeep* produce more and then make him *beeep* *beeep* for the whole night, and when it was not working I try different way like *beeeeeeeppppp* "

Kevin was getting super horrified and traumatized beyond the norm

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Kyubey: KO

Kevin: NO

Y/n: TRAUMA!
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3rd Pov

It was nighttime

Y/n and Kevin was having a drink and the adventure guild bar

It seems Kyubey let Y/n off for the night to have fun with Kevin as long he don't come home drunk, as now they have Yue living in the same room

At the bar Y/n is drinking Milk, and Kevin is drinking beer

Y/n: " Aah... there nothing good about s*x... only the first few... after that its just torture.... aah.... what is even life... is this why people say first marriage night is the wildest one?... is this why some marriage couple don't do that a lot... because the wife is just so wild that the man got scared of not being able to move?... aah... why am I comparing Kyubey to a literal normal human girl... but... do girl really that scary... aah... the outside world seem super so scary... am I gonna get scream at by a girl if I try talk to one?... aah... "

Y/n was having a crisis and mental trauma, rambling nonsense and random words, Kevin pat Y/n back

Kevin: " I know... I know... bro... even I am scared off girl now... even though I'm a girl now... but I'm sure Kyubey is an exception "

Y/n: " Well... still kind of scary... I mean look at that... "

I point at a blue hair girl chugging down a whole barrel of beer while standing on top of table, where people were trying to eat some food peacefully

Kevin: " She's just drunk bro... I'm sure she is... okay when she's not drunk? "

Y/n: " Then that one... "

I point at a blode hair girl who is having such a satisfied and weird express as she was hit by a barrel of beer thrown by the blue hair girl

Kevin: " I don't know what to say about that one... "

Y/n: " Then that one...? "

I point to a girl with witch hat, and brow hair

Witch girl: " Kukuku! Kazuma! You shall know the power of the endless darkness darker than blac-gah!"

Witch got hit by a glass of beer midway through her chanting

Kevin: " eh she's not that bad, I think just a bit chunni "

Y/n: " I guess... aah... Societyis scary... "

Chapter end