"Kardashian family"

Dad

CAN ANYONE TELL MY ABOUT THAT PICTURE

I TRUSTED YOU DESTINY MARY

ANSWER MY CALLS

Kim

you should actually do so

he's running through Kourt's house

Kourt

he ate all of my gluten free cookies

can you leave now brother

Khloé

don't be such a bitch, Kourt

omg stop guys

it's not that big of a deal

I was out with friends, we're all shook

Kris

he's only being protective, Destiny

Scott aka the Lord

hey, Kanye, you got Popcorn?

Kanye

I'd buy one but Kourtney wouldn't approve

Mary Jo

I miss my two great grandchildren ♥️ 

Kyls

I wish you and Louis much luck, you're so cute together 💕

Em, are you dating one of them?

Kenny

Ky, you're not helping

Kourt

he just destroyed my new lamp

Scott aka the Lord

it was ugly anyways

Hails

Louistiny is goals 😍

Ben

ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS

Rob

can you guys chill? it's not like they're having sex, right Des?

Malika

again: not helpful

Emily

Dad, we need some time to live our lives without you freaking out

Des doesn't even want to come back if you're being like that

Mom

he's sorry, girls, we all are ♥️

We just love you and we are surprised to hear that from the newspaper,

of course you can live your lives to the fullest

Dad

excuse me

Scott aka the Lord

he's glaring at us, that's scary

Dad

shut up, Scott

you can't live your lives to the point where it involves boys around you

we agreed on recording a song, not finding someone!

I'm 18, can do whatever I want to

seriously dad, I don't even want to text you right now

Kourt

that was my other lamp

you owe me some money, brother

Khloé

we'll talk to this dickhead, don't worry girls

until then have fun and use protection ♥️

Em

🤦‍♀️

Jonathan

I brought gluten free popcorn, will someone open the door?