Bad Cat
Anti stretched out his entire body, laying in a sun ray that was coming through the window in the living room.
He was getting pretty used to life as a cat very quickly.
Marvin figured he would since he already acted like one when he was . . . . whatever he was.
Anti gave a big yawn, showing off all his little canines.
"AW! Big stretch!"
Anti's ears twitched, hearing Chase's cooing comment.
Chase was his favorite out of all of them. The father spoiled him rotten and Anti leaned into it HARD just to fuck with everyone else.
Anti's nose twitched, smelling food and looking up, his instincts were right. Chase had walked in the living room with a grilled cheese sandwich.
'Oh hell yeah. . .. CHEESE. GIVE IT TO ME!'
Anti chirped a little just how Chase liked and crawled over to him.
Chase chuckled at his display, "Aw, you're so fucking cute!" he gushed.
He was about to tear off of piece of the grilled cheese sandwich for him when Jackie walked in.
"What are you doing?"
Chase grinned, "Hey man! Just gonna give the little guy a treat"
"Dude, don't give him cheese. Cats are lactose intolerant and I don't need him shitting in my room again"
"Ah damn, really?" Chase's smile fell and looked back at Anti, "Sorry man, but I really don't want you feeling bad shitting yer brains out. I'll get ya something else later"
Chase dug into the grilled cheese sandwich.
Anti stared longingly and then whipped his little head around to glare at Jackie.
Jackie met his eyes, ". . . . . you're the creepiest cat. BB is so much better than you"
Anti hissed at him, 'I don't know who the fuck this BB thing is but he's not better than ME! I'll so show him' his tail whipped back and forth furiously.
Chase leaned down to pet him, "Don't listen to him. He's just jealous. You're a very good boy"
Anti still growled but his fur flattened, letting Chase pet him. Honestly, at this point if he ever DID end up killing everyone, he'd actually think about letting Chase live.
Chase was done with his lunch and picked Anti up, holding him in his arms.
Jackie stared flabbergasted as Anti let Chase hug and pet him.
Jackie then glared at Chase and mumbled under his breath, "I'm not jealous"
He stomped out of the room.
'Oooohh' It hit Anti, 'I get it now . . . he's jealous that I'm tolerating Brody!'
He got a devious idea but it'd require a lot of self control.
Anti suddenly found himself purring as Chase continued to pet him.
' . . . . . I'll enact the plan later'
Later that evening, everyone was in the living together, even Marvin.
Anti wasn't particularly happy that he was taking a break but this worked a little more in his favor for his plan against Jackie.
They were all having a family movie night.
Anti was 'hiding' like a little void in the corner, watching them as they argued over what movie they'd choose.
Eventually, though, Jackie won and they started to watch an action movie.
'Phase one begin' he thought evilly to himself.
The movie just started and Anti walked off upstairs.
Five minutes into the movie, he ran back down into the living room in front of them all with something in his mouth.
Jackie recognized it right away.
"HEY! THAT'S MY MASK! GET THAT OUT OF YOUR NASTY MOUTH!"
Anti went into a play position with wild, dilated eyes and booked it before Jackie could grab him.
He could hear the others laughing their asses off.
Anti ran into the kitchen and faked Jackie out before running under the table and out towards the other living room entrance. Jackie almost caught up to him when Anti took off again like a bolt of lightning. They ran in circles around the living room and kitchen, ignoring the others losing their minds laughing.
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!" Jackie was losing his temper fast.
As fast as he could, Anti tricked Jackie again, losing him for a few moments under the kitchen table while Jackie was searching for where he went in the living room.
This wasn't a part of the plan.
Anti started to feel sick.
It was part of the plan now.
He could feel himself retching and he dropped the mask.
Jackie heard the noise, "Oh no . . NO YOU DON'T!" he ran for the kitchen.
Just in time to see Anti puke all over his mask.
Jackie saw red, "YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!" he bolted to grab him.
'Phase two'
Anti squealed and yowled horrifically.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"HEY WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON IN THERE!?" Chase's dad mode had activated.
Chase ran in to find Anti laying on his side with Jackie standing over him.
"DUDE! DID YOU KICK HIM!?" Chase shoved Jackie.
Jackie felt sick for more than one reason, "WHAT?! NO! I'd never hurt an animal!"
Anti 'forced' himself up and limped over to Chase, crying pathetically.
"Mrow! Mrraow!"
Chase glared at Jackie and the hero honestly had no idea what to say.
Chase leaned down and gently picked Anti up, "Oh, you poor thing. Did the mean man hurt you?"
"I didn't touch him!"
Chase ignored him and took him into the living room, "Here, let's have Hen look at you. Poor baby"
Henrik actually looked worried, too, and took Anti from him.
Marvin knew better, though and gave Anti a 'look' which was very much ignored.
"Here, here, let me see little one" Henrik held him in his arms and Anti ATE up the attention, laying splayed out with his leg scrunched up as if Jackie really had hurt him.
Henrik gently felt his leg and massaged and honestly, Anti felt himself not willing to move at all now.
'Damn, doc is really good with his hands' he started to purr.
Henrik smiled, "I uh . . . I think he's fine. Maybe just a little muscle strain."
"I didn't touch him" Jackie was still adamant.
Henrik shrugged, "Maybe so. We didn't see. Could have been strain from the running he did, too"
Chase sat back down next to Henrik and pet Anti, "Poor little guy. Even got sick from all the danger"
"Danger!?" Jackie snorted, "The only danger was him puking everywhere and being a maniac! He's a bad cat!"
'He was just trying to play, Jackie!' Jameson defended Anti, rubbing the cat's little chin.
Jackie finally had enough and stomped back into the kitchen to clean up Anti's mess.
When he came back in, Anti was on his back laying in Henrik's arms like a baby letting him rub his fluffy belly while Chase rubbed his forehead.
"I'm going to bed"
Marvin found that quite surprising, "What, really? But we just started the movie"
"Find something else to watch if you don't want to watch it" Jackie walked loudly up the stairs and they could all hear him slam his bedroom door shut.
Marvin watched as Anti won Chase, Henrik and Jameson's hearts by gently playing with Henrik's beard with his claws sheathed, still in that adorable position as before.
'We're gonna have to have a talk about this later'
Later that night, Anti followed Marvin back to his room for bed. When he closed the door, Marvin crossed his arms and gave him a serious look, "Really? Don't you think you went a little too far tonight?"
Anti groomed himself, "What do you mean?"
"You really bothered Jackie tonight. I know what you were doing. You were faking being hurt so he'd get in trouble."
"Oh, wow, you're so clever" Anti replied sarcastically, "Look, the puke was a surprise to me, too but the bastard deserved it all."
"What? Why? What'd he do to you?"
Anti whipped his tail around again, "Fucker called me creepy"
Marvin bit his lip, "Anti . . you kind of are. At least, you were when you were . . human"
"Fuck off. He also said BB was better than me! And I don't even know what a BB is but I KNOW I'm better! AND he called me a bad cat!"
Marvin raised a brow at him, "Anti . . . you're not actually a cat. . . remember?"
Anti just snorted and hopped up on Marvin's bed, "And apparently you're a shit magician."
Marvin rolled his eyes and sighed, " . . . And BB is Sean's cat."
Anti's ears flattened on his head and curled up in a ball, "That makes it so much worse. I'm gonna shit in his room again tomorrow"
Marvin couldn't help but laugh.
He completely forgot himself for a moment and pet him.
He thought he'd get clawed for it but it appeared that perhaps Anti was either very accepting of touch now or just too tired to fight it.
Marvin got into bed.
When he was sure Anti was asleep, he muttered softly.
"You're not a bad cat, Anti"
Little did he know, Anti was still awake, hearing him.
Instead of answering him, Anti purred and thought to himself, 'You're not THAT bad of a magician'
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