Before we begin, I'd like to clear up a few things! This book is a gag, meaning this is a small joke, but an actual book, so this is entirely for fun! There is no balance in this book, and Fate and Destiny are only there a little bit, so please don't antagonize anyone, as Fate nor Destiny have done nothing bad in this book. Enjoy!

3rd person pov

Error sat in the anti-void, doing his own thing, minding his own business like the polite little glitchy boy he is. He sat there, munching on a bar of chocolate and listening to the voices chat about snakes. Most of them seemed to really like the slithery little beings.

Then... a large glowing entity had the perfect idea. They had been watching the glitch for a while, wondering why he was so obsessed with eradicating AU's.

Their name was Fate. Why is Fate in this book?

FOR THE MEMES!!!

Ahem. Anyway, Fate fiddled with their fingers. They were kinda bored, and Destiny wouldn't play Mario Kart with them. Stupid boomer.

"Hmmm... but what if I just..."

Fate reached their hand into Error's anti-void, guiding their huge finger to Error. Error felt a shadow being casted upon him, and turned around slowly.

"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Poke.

Fate poked the glitch, and he disappeared with a poof. When the smoke cleared, the glitch was no more, and in its place was...

AN EGG. FATE WHAT DID YOU DO-

Fate looked down at the tiny egg.

"Baby snake."

Fate smiled, proud of themself for their achievement. Now, they would watch everything unfold, because a bored Fate is a chaotic Fate.

The egg was red, that faded to yellow, then blue. It had beautiful black spots on it, and blue teardrops that looked to drizzle down the egg. It certainly stood out amongst the endless white.

Fate kept watch over the tiny egg, to make sure nothing would go wrong. Sooner or later, Ink would come to the anti-void to bug Error. Fate always loved watching the two bicker childishly. It was entertaining, and funny to watch. Fate would sometimes get Destiny to join, and they'd watch the two argue over small things like who's shoes were better, who's scarf was the fluffiest, and which AU was the best. Of course, Ink couldn't decide, and Error hated every one except for OuterTale.

Ink and Error were just like brothers. They'd get along, they'd fight, and were there for each other. They had each other's backs. They DIDN'T HAVE CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER BECAUSE I WANT ERRORMARE FOR A CHANGE-

"Aye, quit breaking the fourth wall, Weeby!
...Yo, I kinda want some Errormare, too."

Oh, yay. Anyways, Fate knew Ink would come check up on Error. They were best friends, after all!

"I just need to wait. Maybe Destiny will play Mario Kart with me now."

Thanks for reading! Byeee!