So I did this in my shiita one shot book and people really seemed to love it, so we're doing the same thing here. So without further to do, let's get into it!!

COMIC ONE!

Hisoka: Bebe I think I might be in love with you

Illumi: deadass? For real?

Hisoka: yeah bro, deadass for real

Illumi: thank you bebe that's real cute

Hisoka: aren't you going to say that shit back?

Illumi: say that shit back?, Bitch I'll throw it back before I ever say I fucken love you

COMIC TWO!

* illumi gives hisoka a cup of coffee *

Illumi: morning hisoka, how are you feeling?

Hisoka: you really want to know?

Illumi: yes

Hisoka: I'm feeling extra gay, I low-key want to suck a dick today. But then I think about it and like nah

Illumi: why did I even ask

Hisoka: just kidding, but I do feel like sucking a dick

Illumi: and that's my que to leave

COMIC THREE!

* Hisoka was bored, he looks towards illumi who was reading a book *

* He points out his right pointer finger, and pokes his cheek. Illumi looks towards him *

* He then looks back at his book, hisoka then pokes his side *

Illumi: hisoka~

* Illumi said as he whines a bit, hisoka quite liked that reaction and did it again *

Illumi: hisoka stop~

* illumi spoke, and did he it again *

Illumi: stop~

* He then did it again *

Illumi: I SAID STOP!

* hisoka shits himself basically, as he said that in a very deep voice *

Illumi: you play too damn much

* He said, and looks back at his book *

* Scared hisoka noises *

COMIC FOUR!

Illumi: honestly killua why can't you be like me and marry a good man

Killua: you mean a pervert?

Gon: an actual clown

Leorio: a weirdo

Kurapika: a pedophile

Illumi:.....

Hisoka: they do make a point

COMIC FIVE!

* Hisoka goes home and looks for his leftovers, but there not there. He runs into the living room *

Hisoka: who the fuck ate my leftovers?!

Illumi: not me

* He said not looking up from his book, he turned and saw killua eating his leftovers *

Hisoka: you bi-!

Killua: you eat my brothers ass!!

* illumi pulls down the book, and his face is a deep red. Hisoka was a bit shocked too *

Hisoka: well you ain't wrong there~

* illumi throws the book at him *

COMIC SIX!

Hisoka: illumi I'm going to beat your ass!!

Illumi: oh yeah?, Bring it on!!

Hisoka: but the B silent~

* illumi turns a deep red *

Illumi: hisoka!!

COMIC SEVEN!

* Hisoka and illumi were in there apartment, when they heard someone scream *

Hisoka: who the fuck just screamed?!

Illumi: hisoka language

Hisoka: sorry, whom the fuck just screamed?

COMIC EIGHT!

Illumi: hisoka if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to beat your ass!!!

Hisoka: oh yeah, well I'm going to eat your ass!!

* illumi was silent a bit *

Illumi: " what?! "

COMIC NINE!

Hisoka: I'm going to get a mans

Illumi: * sad yeet boi hours *

Illumi: oh that's great I'll support you bo-

* Grabs illumi's left hand and slips on engagement ring on his ring finger, and slambs down marriage papers *

Hisoka: it's you, sign here

Killua: well......I guess that's one way to ask someone to marry you

COMIC ELEVEN!

Hisoka: who ate my bubble gum?!, I'm going to fucken ki-

Illumi: I did

Hisoka: kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough

COMIC TWELVE!

Hisoka: I'd really like a snacc

* illumi passing by and hears that *

Illumi: get up and get one

Hisoka: oh you'll do illumi, come here

Illumi: huh?, Why?, what are you planning to do?

* Illumi preparing to run *

Hisoka: I said come here

* hisoka is preparing to run after him *

Illumi: NO!, GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Hisoka: I SAID COME HERE!!!

COMIC THIRTEEN!

Hisoka: hey illumi can you take out the trash?

Illumi: I'll pick you up at eight for dinner

Hisoka: awww~, illumi your-, wait a minute

COMIC FOURTEEN!

* hisoka saying some dumb shit *

* illumi banging his head against the table *

Hisoka: what are you doing?

Illumi: putting myself in a coma, so I don't have to hear that bullshit, that comes out your mouth

COMIC FIFTEEN!

Hisoka: I have an idea!

Illumi: no murder

Hisoka: I no longer have an idea

COMIC SIXTEEN!

* Illumi walking into the house *

Hisoka: hello illumi my beautiful angel, the one who lights my day. My one and-

Illumi: what did you break?

* hisoka stays quiet a bit *

Hisoka: the washer

COMIC SEVENTEEN!

Illumi: hey hisoka the most handsome man, and my one true love. Did you eat my melon bread?, I can't find them

* hisoka stats quiet a bit *

Hisoka: maybe

Illumi: bitch

COMIC EIGHTEEN!

Hisoka: illumi have I ever told you, how important you are to me?

Illumi: yes Everytime you fuck something up, so what is it today?

Hisoka: fuck, you know me too well

Killua: he broke a small glass bear in your small collection

Hisoka: killua you traitor!!

* illumi taking off his belt *

Illumi: you did what?!!

COMIC NINETEEN!

* illumi takes off his shirt, revealing scratch marks all over his back *

Hisoka: hey illumi why do you have scratch marks all over your back, because I didn't do that

* illumi thinks about the cat him and killua tried to help. And it jumped on him, scratching his back

Illumi: I'm having an affair

COMIC TWENTY!

Chrollo: have you ever thought what your future husband might be doing?

Hisoka: illumi Should be making dinner by this time

Chrollo: no I meant-, wait

COMIC TWENTY ONE!

Illumi: when I said ' bring me something back from the beach ', I meant a seashell or rock

* hisoka struggling to hold the turtle *

Hisoka: well you didn't fucken say that!!

COMIC TWENTY TWO!

Illumi: can you pass me my will to live?

Leorio: I don't think hisoka and killua, would like to be thrown across the table

Illumi: don't waste your energy throwing two people across the table, I'm fine with just killua

Hisoka: why are you so mean?!!!

COMIC TWENTY THREE!

Hisoka: illu-chan miss me?~

* Illumi pulling out his pins *

Illumi: by every pin so far, yes

COMIC TWENTY FOUR!

Illumi: isn't it weird how we pay money, to see other people?

Hisoka: prostitution, concerts, or movies?

Illumi: glasses

COMIC TWENTY FIVE!

Illumi: hisoka marrow!, Look me straight in the eyes!!

Hisoka: you know I can't look straight, into those beautiful eyes, and be straight!!!

COMIC TWENTY SIX!

Illumi: what should I be for Halloween?

Hisoka: mine~

COMIC TWENTY SEVEN!

Hisoka: what should I be for Halloween?

Illumi: there is no need for you to dress up for Halloween hisoka

Hisoka: and why is that?

Illumi: your present is terrifying enough

Hisoka: " ill-! "

COMIC TWENTY EIGHT!

Illumi: what should I be for Halloween?

Hisoka: my beautiful husband~

* hisoka said winking at him *

Illumi: I cannot

Hisoka: why's that?

Illumi:because I already am, why dress up as something I already am

* hisoka Blushes, he runs up to him and hugs him *

COMIC TWENTY NINE!

Illumi: Remember hisoka, somewhere out there you're someone reason to smile

Hisoka: aww~, thank you illumi

Illumi: because you are a joke

Hisoka: illumi!!

COMIC THIRTY!

Illumi: if rubbing alcohol cures heals outer damage, then drinking alcohol should heal inner damage?

Hisoka: illumi no-

Chrollo: no let him speak, he has a point

Aight what do you guys think?, Well tell me if you liked these and would like to see more of them.
~ pikatachi 🤗

08/07/2020

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