Underestimating your shitty luck and overestimating your genius plan is the worst mistake a person can commit. And Taehyung has always surpassed these expectations in his 23 years of existence.

Oh how much he used to love the concept of school and kindergarten. Sending off your child to place  surrounded by their own breed where they claim a dinosaur to be a hippo while you rest alone in your peaceful home and watch all your favourite cringy k-dramas filled with unconsented kisses. Happily sipping your tea while boasting your neighbors about smart your kid is and how much he learns from school while you know all he did was play fake Mommy.

It's surprising how much can change in seconds. How quickly love can change to hate. Cause he hated school right now. Out of the all the places his mate could be in this world, he had to be at his son's kindergarten.

"Eomma? Noona y-you're married already? You mated with someone else. You didn't even wait for me? Who's he? Did he mark you too? Is he a strong Alpha? I'm sure he must be. A perfect match for you. While I can't even fight some roadside thugs. It's okay Noona I understand. I'll leave you alone, I won't bother you." With the way his mate's face was turned down with tears brimming in his eyes he wanted nothing more than to hug him and tell him he is perfect the way he is. That he's not weak. But he had to hold back. It could be impulsive right now. Nothing could be better than the fact that his mate didn't hear his son calling him Appa.

So even if it may have hurt his mate even more, he scooped up his son in arms and ran away from there. Looking back to see that his mate made no attempt to follow him. He sighed in relief as he got in his car with his son in his lap.

"Why are we here Eomma? Let go back to Appa. He came back from the sky. Let go quick." Taejung said he squirmed in his lap to get out of the car.

"Listen to my baby. Look at me and listen carefully." Taehyung said as he cupped his face in between his palms.

"He's not your Appa. He's not Jungkook." Taejung narrowed his eyes at Taehyung as if he was judging his life choices.

"Eomma is your eyes wrong? It's Appa. He's back from sky. Let go before he go back." Taejung said pulling him by his arm to make him get out.

"Didn't you see how he called your Eomma Noona? He doesn't even know I'm a man. He doesn't even know my name. He was asking me if I'm married. He doesn't know who you are. Now tell me why wouldn't your Jungkook Appa know these things? It's because he's not your Appa." Taehyung explained as Taejung soon paid attention to what his father said.

"Oh yes Eomma. Appa talked weird." Taejung said nodding his head.

"That's cause he's not your Appa. He's nobody. So don't call him your Appa anymore. Your Jungkook Appa will be very sad that you called someone else your Appa while he's in heaven. He will think you don't love him anymore." Taejung gasped at that as he shook his head vigorously.

"Oh no no Taejung won't make Appa sad. He'll never again call copy Jungkook Appa, his Appa." Taejung said in determination.

"That's my boy." Taehyung said in adoration.

"Now listen carefully baby. Fake Appa thinks that he can be real your Appa. And if that happens your real Jungkook Appa will be very sad." Taehyung said making Taejung gasp again.

"Oh he's so overdramatic. Like grandpa like grandson." Taehyung thought in his head.

"Whaaaat?!" Taejung half shouted.

"Oh yes baby." Taehyung said just as dramatically.

"But Appa what is fake?" Taejung said making Taehyung coo.

"Aww baby come here." Taehyung said as he brought Taejung in a hug.

"You were pretending all the while as if you understood everything. Only to remind me now that you're just as low witted as any other pup your age." Taehyung said stroking Taejung's hair.

"What?" Taejung asked him not really understanding all the big words.

"Nothing baby. Eomma was just saying how smart my baby is." Taehyung said smiling.

"For now all you need to know is. 'Copy' Appa is not your Appa. Okay? And if you want to make Jungkook Appa happy then you'll not be friends with copy Appa got it?" Taehyung asked and Taejung nodded in understanding.

"Let's go back then. You now have a every important role to play in my act." Taehyung murmured the last part as they went back to the summer camp spot.

His mate was slouching down on his knees as he played with some kid. But immediately stood up as he sensed his presence.

He was staring in his direction as he advanced towards him with Taejung trailing behind in his tiny but quick strides.

"Noona you're back. I thought you wouldn't bring your son back here since I'm his teacher now. But I promise our differences won't come in between my work. I'll treat him the same way I teach my any other student." Jungkook voiced out sadly.

Taehyung was about to say something but Taejung beat him to it.

"Teacher." Taejung called out to his mate.

"Yes?"

"If some say you look like bunny do you be animal?" Taejung asked making their eyes frown in confusion.

"No, definitely not."

"If I call my father, Eomma does he be girl?" Taejung asked again.

"No."

"Then why you calling my Eomma Noona? He's not a girl." Taejung sassed out so casually as if he didn't just diss a grown up man who even so happens to be his teacher.

"What are you trying to say little one?" His mate asked him with a confused face making him roll his eyes.

"He's trying to state the obvious." Taehyung said as he finally decided to speak. Finally decided to let him hear his voice and get over with this annoying Noona episode. Taejung nodded to that with a confident face, folding his hands to his chest. Although he didn't know what obvious meant.

"Noona y-your voice is quite deep and hoarse for a girl. I'm not saying it's bad. It's very nice and sweet and melodious and-"

"Oh shut it boy. How dumb can you be? Can't you tell by now that I'm a man? This height, what girl can be this tall? this voice, what girl have such a deep voice? the
strength, what girl can have such strength? the face- about that nevermind. It can't belong to a girl. I'm a man. A full grown man. A man with a.." Taehyung leans near his mate's ear as he whispers the last word. "..dick".

The younger boy gasps as his face forms an evident blush. Getting flustered from the fact that his mate just whispered something so intimate in his ears.

"I.. I'm sorry H-Hyung? You look rather.. Sorry. I umm-" The younger dragged the elder a bit farther from Taejung who looked at him suspiciously not trusting the copy Appa as he whispered something into Taehyung's ear.

"I always liked girls. Even my ideal type was I.U Noona so I thought my mate would be a female too. Your-"

"Oh look we have a homophobe now. Well boy that won't be a problem cause I'm very much married and mated and have a son." Taehyung said with a scoff.

"Oh no no Hyung. I am no such thing you claim me to be. I promise I love you with all my heart now. Your gender doesn't matter to me. I know I don't have that right though. But please don't reject me Hyung. I want to live with my unrequited love, as I drown myself in the memories of our brief encounters. I'll paint my world in the colour of your tranquil blue orbs. Surround my existence with the essence of you. Remind myself of the reason of my breaths that is you." Taehyung was looking at him baffled as be blinked at him multiple times.

"Fuck we had to have a literature guy! How do you plan to proceed now, cause obviously we're doomed now."

"Well we make our exit now."

"Listen..."

"Jeongguk."

"So doomed."

"J-Jeongguk. We stay away from now. You don't need to drown in anything. You can find yourself a n-new m-mate. I won't mind. I am very happy with my own. So yeah away." Taehyung says he walks back to where Taejung was standing.

"Kim Taehyung by the way." He informs him as he bends down to Taejung's level.

"Remember what I told you baby. No befriending this copy Appa." Taehyung reminded the boy who nodded with determination.

"I handle everything Eomma. You no worry." Taejung said as he glared at Jeongguk from the corner of his eyes.

"Now that makes me worry." Taehyung whispered to himself.

"Okay baby I have to go now. Have fun." Taehyung said as he stood up and gave him a kiss on his forehead before leaving the scene.

Taejung turned to Jeongguk as his lips now curved into a smirk making Jeongguk gulp.

"Let go have fun teacher."

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