March 13, 2017. 7.56pm

'Bro, did you know that your university has a confessions page?'

'What? no.' 

'Well there is, and some girl write a confession that's gone viral. Everyones looking for the guy on campus but can't find him.'

'Why do I care?'

'Because  idiot, obviously it was about you.'

'How would you know?'

'Blue right eye, green left eye but hides it with contacts. Doesn't have any friends, no one knows him on campus. Only seen talking to a little girl who could be his sister or daughter. Sound familiar?'

'What the hell? How could she know if I wear contacts?'

'You forgot your contact one day, dipshit'

'What did it say?'

'She wants to know if you're single'

'oh.'

'I gave her your number.'

'How? it's anonymous.'

'I have my ways.'

'I don't have time.'

'Stop being such a tight arse, a girl finally notices you. Prove to me you ain't gay.'

'Get stuffed C.J.' 

'Just give it a chance, what have you got to lose?'

'Piss off, I got other things to worry about.'