Penelope narrates:

For the rest of our time in the French Riviera, and I have a blast on the beach, visiting museums, seeing shows, taking pictures and making love to one another.

On our last day there was an incredible sunset. I took a deep breath, removed my clothes, walked out onto the balcony of our hotel and said "I'm only going to be 25 once, get the camera."

 DAMN! Prince can't start snapping pictures fast enough. He's just THRILLED! A whole roll of film fills up and he tosses the blanket off the bed and onto the balcony floor and we just start heavy breathing, heart raising, pulse quickening FUCKING by sunset! There was a time I'd have NEVER done any of this. But part of me thinks that girl could've never gotten Prince to marry her...hope I'm wrong though. 

The next day, Prince is giddy about the mystery location of our last three days on our honeymoon. "You're gonna love it" he keeps sing-song voicing to me. "Then you'll fuuuuccckkkk me so hard! I'm gonna get laaaiiid!"  

"If you say so" I taunt 

Prince narrates:

Penelope sleeps on the plane. I write music in a notebook. Nothing like last night to inspire me. My Wonder Woman in all of her glory on the balcony! She's secretly a freak and I love that. 

 "Git up! The plane is landing!" I state . Here we are. Taking a taxi out to our hotel in England that over looks the River Thames. We're walking up and Penelope is looking at this place quizzically. "It's called Oakley Court..." I announce.

"Prince! I just realized they used this place in ROCKY HORROR! I mean, they definitely restored it since then but dang! Thank you for bringing me here!" she screams. Then she grabs my shirt and kisses me all over my face! 

Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of her favorite movies. Her late brother Derek took her to see it in the theater so it is sentimental for her. 

Yours truly will be getting some tonight! "Booked us one of the original 'mansion suites' that were here when the movie was filmed " I tell her.

"You're too much! Let's go look around!" She grabs my hand and we're off! 

First, I watch Penelope act like a fan, snapping pictures and talking enthusiastically with employees. Yeah, she's more into camp like Rocky Horror than I am, but I like to see her happy so it's worth the fuss and me being a bit bored. Hubby wants to fuck. Ulterior motives.

 In our room we clean up so we can get dirty. "Now, Girl. I know you ain't tired 'cause you napped the better part of the flight!" I insist.

 Penelope pretends to yawn. "Pick something out of my suitcase for us to play with." I say.

 She chooses a short handled feather duster for us to tickle one another with. I pitch the duster across the room after awhile. Penelope has been so uninhibited for much of the honeymoon and I love it. "Dance for me, Stud" my wife whispers. Her wish, my command. 

I turn on some special instrumental music I recorded and strut towards Penelope in my best sultry walk. My rhythmic hip movements delight her. 

She grabs her stripper heels then winks and smirks at me- the I'm about to be naughty look. Got my attention, Penny! So I'm enticing her with my very best moves- naked. Mrs. Nelson is parading around in front of me like the hot female fitness models do in the competitions. Except she's naked . And she's knows just how they do the posing . "Did you practice that?" I tease.

Penelope gazes below my navel "You seem into it." she purrs as she runs her hands over my biceps and kissing my neck.

 We climb onto the bed and it's incredible. My breath is taken away. Just as I am reaching my peak, Penelope yells "PRINCE! PRINCE! PRINCE!" while pulling my long hair! French kisses follow. Damn... My wife looks at me over her on her way to the shower and asks, "Was it good for you?" 

"YES! I'll probably be too excited to sleep tonight" I assure her.

 Over breakfast I tell her after we leave here in a couple days we'll go to California for a movie premiere and make our first public appearance as man and wife. "Won't we be a distraction from the stars?" Penelope asks.

"I doubt it. This isn't some indie film" I tell her, keeping mum on the film.

"Okay. Thank you again for taking me here. When Derek took me to Rocky Horror I was already being told I was going to be the world's oldest virgin. So that I got laid and married and get to honeymoon here is wild." "Last night was awesome."

"So I wasn't silly pretending to be a fitness model?"

"Naw, you're sexy when you're not second guessing every move you make in the bedroom. "

"I'll remember that"