Ugh Potato?

Dedicated to Nightingale0705

"Huney! Dinner is ready!" mom shouts from downstairs. Thank the lord, i could not stand in front of Cayden any second longer.

Why does HE has to be MY neighbor?!
What have i ever done to you god?

"I.. Uh.. Got to go. Be right back." i falter.
Actually I'm never coming back!
Hah!

I bolt down the flight of stairs to see my parents bewilderly staring at me, probably because i went bewild like an animal when i pounded down the stairs.

"Jeez! You scared the life out of us Amy!" mom dreads placing her hand on her chest as she lets out a deep breath.

"Uhh sorry?" i mumble before taking my seat at the dinner table.

"Oh Amy! We forgot to tell you. Good news!" mom squeals.

I immediately start chocking on my carrot.I will die from carrot-suffocation. I bet a donut would not have done that to me.
Bloody vegetables!

I hope my parents know that  'The having a sibling span' has already expired.
Oh my god that means
Mom and dad have made PDA!
I really need to unthink that.
This is really... Disturbing.

I really wish i could see my horrified face, you know.. if i was not me.

Why didn't i go deaf before having to hear this. Can i unhear that?

This seems like a pregnancy announcement fail.

"We have been chosen for an important meeting in New york with the head of the international company himself!" mom shrieks in exhilaration.

Oh... So that's the good news.
I need to erase everything i thought earlier from my memory.

"Now for the bad news" mom sighs.

Huh. Happiness is never long lived people.

"You will have to... stay at the Parker's but its only for... three days. "

"WHATTTT!!!" I vociferate as my fork slips out of my hand and clatters on the floor.

"You heard me. " mom deadpans.

"ONLY three days?! THREE whole freaking Days!!!" i wail my voice dripping from vexation.

"No way. I can manage being alone." I protest slamming my hand on the table.

No way I'm staying with this jerk of a Cayden!

"Huney how are you going to survive if you still fly the coop when you switch the lights off so that the monster does not get you?" mom deadpans.

Uhh okay that is embarrassingly true.
How am supposed do I respond to that?

"But... But.. Uh.. Fine!" I give up crossing my arms over my chest and pouting like a petulant child.

"Don't worry Huney we'll be back in a blink of an eye" mom smiles.

I stab my pea.

I hate that idiom.
Because it gives false hopes.
I just blinked and tadaa it proves how spurious and invalid your statement is.

Was that supposed to be recomforting?
Because it clearly isn't Karen.

_ _ _ _ _

I'm waiting for my laptop to shut restart so that i can shut it down after i accidentally clicked restart instead of shutdown after working 2 hours straight on my essay.

Since I am a withdrawn person, instead of scrolling through social medias like normal people do, i watch tasty recipe videos that i will never cook.

I sprawl out on my bed and pretend to sleep since it is only then that sleep kicks in.

I drank 3 cups of coffee earlier and then go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person.

_ _ _ _ _

Wow i slept late. People must be wondering where i am.

I check my phone and its blowing up with messages.

Hah! Just kidding!

I do not have not a single message.
How thoughtful!

I crawl out of bed and hastily start to get ready for the day.

Its officially that 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' type of weather but i still put on my oversized sweater because i don't like showing much skin.

I'm already stressed about being late but i accidentally take a glance at my reflection in the mirror and Wow okay I'm freaking ugly too.

"Amy!!! School started fifteen minutes ago!!!" mom scolds as she shoves a granola bar in my mouth and drag me to her car.

I trudge down the hallway as glance at my watch. I am late but tired as hell, weary with the burden of half closed eyes, i can easily pull off being a zombie, dead on the inside but subconsciously awake.
Oh my god. What I'm going to say to the teacher?

I could lie about my car breaking down but i do not really own a car because I'm a terrible driver. And let's just say my name in on top of the driver's blacklist.

Ohh god what am I gonna do?!

I am so busy dying in frustrating that i don't realise where I'm going and slam my face straight on a wall and my papers fly out of my hands. I take a step back to steady myself.

"ouch!" i wince rubbing my forehead.

"Watch where you're going munchkin "

Uh oh this wall was someone's chest after all.

I did not need to look up to know who it is.

"Why don't you watch out where you are going?" i question.

I bend down simultaneously with Cayden to pick up the flyaway notes and our heads bump with one another.

Cayden seems unaffected while i think i got a Crane damage.

Ahhhhhouuuuchhhh that hurts!

He is iron man and I'm probably blobby from hotel transylvania.

"A thank you would have been nice" Cayden says as he hands me the papers.

"A sorry would have been nice considering that you made me drop them" i say ripping the papers from his hands.

"You're WELCOME!" he smirks.

Ugh jerk.

_ _ _ _ _

Although physics class one of my favorite subjects amongst Maths, biology, English and chemistry...basically all of them are my favs because I'm a nerd and I'm interested in extremely long formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

But today i feel drained. I rest my head that feels like a hundred tonnes while i try to keep my eyes open but drowsiness takes over me and they snap shut abruptly as my head keeps arching down and might bang on the table any time soon.
Sleep comes like the falling of an axe. I try to fight it as i watch the clock ticking but i start drifting off to the land of foods. I am utterly wired until  I cannot fight it anymore and the sleep is as instantaneous as it is unwelcome.

I can feel the tiredness inside me like a worm, slowly but deliberately draining my life. I hear, but I'm not really listening. Everything seems to move in a dragged pace, all submerged into a hazy fuzz that is my vision.

At last drowsiness takes over me and my body replicates the feeling of falling from a high attitude even though I've never experienced it in my life. That i will never understand.

Something bangs hard on the table near my head is lying, reverberating echoes to my skull. I think i just went deaf.
I literally spring on my seat just. Imagine the scene where tom sits on a needle and rockets up. Get the image?
The sudden jolt causes my chair to pitch backward and my life flashes in front of me.
I am doing to die.

I shut my eyes close tightly waiting for the impact of my butt and the floor which would probably lead me to butt handicap.
That means I'll have to sit in my room all day long devouring books.
Oh mi gosh how exciting!
No more peopling!

But the impact never came.
I slowly open my eyes to see a Cayden smirking at me. His arm rested on the backrest of my chair preventing me from being toppled over.
He slowly swung the chair foward with literally no efforts to stabilize me.

Oof that was a close escape to the mouth of death.

"Miss Brooks!"

Uh oh that's my death call!

"The answer !" Mr jonnes, our physics teacher demands and i took almost 15 seconds to decode his languid and drab monotone voice that only the first row can hear properly.

Ugh what?
Answer for what?
What question?
What the hell is going on!

How do I say '???' in real life?

Squinting my eyes, I try my best to focus and decipher the horrid handwriting on the whiteboard.
I bet my cat has a better paw-writing.

Oh wait i don't have a cat.

I glance at Cayden who surprisingly is sitting next to me.
I look at him for an answer but he seems as clueless as a..... Clueless person.

Birdbrain!

I am about to answer "ugh..Potato? " since it is the only thing that came to my mind but Julia, the clever clogs beat me to it.

"May i answer it sir?" she asks raising up her hand.

"N-" mr Jonnes starts to articulate but his sentence is cut.

Late reaction time.

"34.5 joules." Julia states without any doubt before mr Jonnes can deny her.

Thank god she saved me! 

"Okay now miss Brooks can you explain this answer?" he asks.

Uh oh. That devilish evilistic teacher.

Can i say 'no' or 'idk'?

I open my mouth to say something then realise that i don't know what to say and close my mouth.

And that's when jesus rewards me for being a good citizen as the bell rings.

Aha!

_ _ _ _ _
A/N

HEYA!

What is your favorite food?
I love everything Italian.

What food do you hate?

I love potatoes and every food associated with them.

Okay weird fact about me
I hate ketchup but love tomatoes.

Does it make sense?

*Ketchup lovers throw
tomatoes on my face. *

"How dare you!" protest the ketchup people.














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