Ugh I don't get it. Why do movie characters have to be beyond stupid and slow-witted?

For Christ's sake! What would they do with a brain if they had one?

If you hear a weird noise in the kitchen,don't go investigate. You're not Dora the explorer. And don't walk around saying "hello?"
Like the killer is going to reply "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Do you want a sandwich?"

Do not split up to search for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
Leave any slow or clumsy friend behind. Somebody needs to live to tell the story.
If the killer is chasing you, you don't to have to run at the speed of lightning, you just have to run faster than your friends.
If you and your friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. You can always make new friends but there is only one you.

Here a tip - Never take a shower! Killers love showers. Anyways sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
And
If you're a girl, get a boyfriend. He'll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you'll survive.

You see that's how to be wise.

And if ever these fail, then all you gotta do is make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If you can't beat em, join em.

Thank you. Thank you very much for awarding me the 'whip smart' award.
I know i deserve it.

The movie director should however be awarded with the 'brainless award'. What a level of stupidity.
Please insert in Guinness world records.

If you're wondering what happened at the end of the movie....
Well, bad things happen to good people.
The play-actor dies and I am bored to death.
You see you must never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms and legs, behead him then burn the pieces and put them in holy water. Then rocket his charred remains into space with a 'rest in piece' note.
Even then probably he wouldn't have been dead.

I sigh and turn around to see Natalie laying on Cayden's lap with her hands plastered on her face.
Bitch puhlease its the movie Closure!
What a scaredy-cat.

I am feeling awkwardly uncomfortably uneasy right now, So i guess its the best for everyone if i leave.
Deep inside, I know I'm leaving because it hurts looking at them like that.

I stretch my arms and stand up just to be tugged back on the couch again.

"Where are you going?" Cayden asks raising an eyebrow.

"uhm... Washroom?" It comes out more like a question.

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I walk along the corridor towards my room but stop in my tracks as I hear a sweet and dulcet voice... Charlotte.

I slowly crack the door of her room open and peek inside to find her singing a lullaby to her plush bunny.
God is she sweet.

"Hey" I smile sweetly as I enter her purple coloured room.

"Amy!!!" she squeals as she runs to me and hugs my legs.

"Pweese play with me" she says as she looks up to me with puppy dog eyes.

How can I ever refuse this adorable sweetheart?

"of course!" i smile ruffling her hair.

"Yayyyyy!!!" she jumps in excitement as she tugs on my hand and drags me to her playroom.

"Let's play pirate!"

Oh thank god its not barbies.

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"All hands hoay" I shout in a deep masculine voice.

"Aye aye Captain" Charlotte salutes as she stands straight and stamps her right foot.

"What are you guys doing?" I take of my pirate eye patch and look back to see Cayden smiling as he leans against the wall, watching us closely.

"Blimmey!" I shout as I see him.

"Oy! Get out of our ship Seadog!" Charlotte shouts as she pushes him towards the door.

"Nope. I'm going to loot your treasure! " he shouts in a pirate voice.

I smile and throw a plastic sword at him, which he easily catches.

"Man-O-War" Charlotte and I yell as we raise our swords to attack.

I was quick to pry the edged cutlass from her Cayden's fingers and whipped around to clash steel. I held the blade even, a perfect, undaunted horizon; always leveled with the nose, just as my father had taught me when I was little. I stalled Cayden's strike, but watched a wretched, stained grin split his lips as my blade shivered under the brutality of his compelling strength. "Weapons do not belong in the hands of women," he throatily crooned, pressing closer to my face. The blade flashed as he brought it over my head.
I readjust my grip on my sword and propel it forward.
He steps back to steady himself and swings his swords towards me but i swiftly dodge it and his sword is sent flying across the room.

Aha!

I smirk swiftly position my sword where his heart is as Cayden puts in hands up in air in defeat.

"Aha! What were you saying before, Loser? " I smirk at him.

"What will be his punishment Captain Charlotte?" I ask still holding my sword at Cayden.

"Walk the plank-" I am cut off as Cayden swifty grabs my sword and spin it using his fingers in a blink of eye.
He suddenly jerks me towards him and I my back lands on chest as he places the sword at my throat.

His breaths fans over my neck and down my shoulder making me shiver.
He closely brings his face closer to my ear and whispers in a low husky tone
"Now who won princess?"

"Cayden? What are you doing?" I look up to Natalie standing at the door with her hands of her hips.

"We're Playing pirates!" Charlotte deadpans.

I have a feeling that she does not like her one bit.

"That's so childish and immature" she rolls her eyes.

"So go away!" Charlotte pouts as she crosses her arms across her chest.

"Yes that's why I came up anyways. Won't you walk me out Cayden?" she says as she tears her gaze off Charlottes to over at his direction.

"Yeah. Come on" Cayden huffs as he accompanies her downstairs.

I instantly run to the window and peek outside to spy them.
I spot Natalie kissing Cayden on his cheek before gracefully entering her pink car which looked like pink panther threw up on it and drive away.

I quickly run back to Charlotte before Cayden catch me snooping him like a nosy bitch.

"So... You know its not nice to be rude" i say softly.

"She is nasty too! Once she ripped my doll's head off because i accidentally knocked over her perfume bottle that stinked anyways" she scrunches up her face in disgust.

Oh well that's rude.

"Could you please read me a bedtime story?" Charlotte asks as she yawns.

"Of course" i smile.

_ _ _ _ _

"The princess was locked in a tower surrounded by a lake but then came the knight in shining armor"

"He saw the tower and -" I am interrupted as Cayden enters the room and sits across me on the bed.

"Tried to save the princess but A gigantic monster rose from the ground to kill the Prince . It had five rows of teeth as sharp as daggers and a skin of sallow green color, four protruding eyes, claws like a sabre tooth tiger's,legs like the trunk of an ancient oak. MUAHAHAHA!!! " he says in a loud tone causing Charlotte to raise her covers up to her face as she looks at him in horror and squeezes the life out of her teddy in fear.

"You're scaring her dumbass! " I smack Cayden's shoulder giving him the 'Are you serious' look.

"Pfutt. Its not like she isn't aware of the monster that hides under her bed-" I quickly slam my hand on his mouth and shoot him a death glare.

"Shut up."

"Then the prince fights the monster and kills it with his magic sword. He saves the Princess who... Uhm... hugged him and thanked him. She returned to her palace and lived happily ever after" I continue. Cayden lets out a chuckle, tingling my hand which i immediately remove.

"Are you sure that's how the story ends?" he smirks, coming really close to me.

"Y-yes" i stutter.

"Awn I thought the princess falls in the lake and the Prince gives her a CPR" he whispers seductively.

The hairs on my neck immediately stand up and i feel the heat creeping up my cheeks. They definitely turned more pink than pink panther.
Why does he always have to bring back the CPR.
I wish he never gave a CPR and I would have died instead of experiencing so much embarrassment.
Jerk.

"Do you know what happens next?" he again whispers in a husky tone.

"What?" it comes out more like a whisper and I want to slap myself for it.

"Trust me, You don't want to know" he smirks.

Ugh. Jerk.

I look at Charlotte to find her fast asleep and i get up to head to my room.

"Amy?"

"Hm?" I reply turning around to face him.

"Why were you spying down at us from the window?" he chuckles.

Shit. Caught.

"Pfuttt who me?" i say pointing a finger at myself acting dumb and clueless then glancing back as if looking for someone else to whom he is addressing.

"Yes you. Are you jealous?" he raises an eyebrow.

I resist chocking on air.

I wish I could see my horrified face right now... You know if I were not me.

"Me jealous? You wish. I was just watching intently and making notes so I don't look as ridiculous as you if I have a mid-life crisis."

Hah. That's how you turn the tables.

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This is just a filler chapter. I'm so sorry if it is boring.

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