A comic manoeuvre....

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NARRATOR'S P.O.V

The King of Jaisalmer marched towards his room before shoving the door open. Stepping inside the King was greeted with a peculiar scene. He furrowed his brows as he stared in the front to find the lady's maids skilfully packing the suitcases. He walked towards them perplexed as he watched the maids stuffing his lovely wife's clothes in the suitcase. Folding his arms he glared at the females as he wasn't pleased with them touching his queen's clothes. He didn't like anyone touching his wife's clothes because he felt that their dirty hands would blemish her beautiful clothes.
"What the hell are you doing.!! " he asked with gritted teeth as his orbs glared at the females engrossed in packing the suitcases. The King's husky and angry voice reached their ears making them jump a bit in fright. They looked at the mighty king with utter fear.
"Rana ji......." the woman dressed up in a lavender coloured Saree uttered with quivering lips. He balled his fists as he wasn't a patient man and demanded answers right now. Howbeit before he could yell on them, his eyes caught his little wife walking towards them.
"What has happened. " she asked innocently as her eyes went to the trembling women.

The women didn't dare speak anything as they knew if they pluck up the courage to speak than their necks will be slashed just like rabri and her granddaughters. And they didn't wanted that and hence decided to remain silent.
"Baby doll what is all this. " Samrat asked raising his brow.
"Oh this.!!!! I forgot to tell you. I am shifting to the room of Arjuna bhaiya's girlfriends. " she said with a smile. He looked at her shocked.
"What!!!! But why.!! " he asked as his eyes turned to saucers and mouth hanging on it's own.

"Because if sanjulika's ghost comes again than we all could fight with it. " she said anxiously as she looked up at him. He balled his fists.
"Bloody Sanjulika.!!! " he muttered under his breath.
"Huh.!!!" she said innocently. He took a deep breath endeavouring to calm himself down.
"Baby doll I can protect you from that ghost. And I am your husband, you should stay with me Rani. " he said stretching his arms. She rolled her eyes.
"Forced husband. Besides I don't want to stay with you because......because you are so big....and....and.....muscly. And so scary. You are not even a bit sweet. " she said folding her arms narrowing her lids at him. He sighed as he poked his finger on her nose as she looked damn adorable. She jerked his finger away glaring at him.
"You forget to mention that I am handsome too. " he said fixing his hairs. Resting her hand on her waist she looked at him uninterested.
"No you're not handsome." she said rolling her eyes. He chuckled.
"I am handsome Rani. It's just that you don't want to look at me properly. " he grinned flaunting his pearly white teeth.
"Blow your own trumpet.!!! Trust me I am in no mood to engage in a fight with you because I have to go to meet Arjuna bhaiya's girlfriends. They are my new friends. And we'll gossip all day. Yippee!!!!!" she chirped happily as she strolled outside the room swaying her hips in the process. He balled his fists as he kicked the table harshly.
"Baby doll I swear you will come in my bed and in my arms. You will have to because I will make you do that. " he said breathing heavily as he stared at the door.

Inside chirag's room, hunchback and chirag sat on the bed facing each other. In the middle a chessboard was placed with the chess pieces standing on the black and white board.
"Hey wait a minute, where is my queen." chirag asked anxiously as he darted his eyes here and there to locate the black queen piece. Hunchback sucked his thumb like a toddler as he watched him searching for the chess piece.
"Don't you remember, my rook attacked your queen. " hunchback said beaming like a plonker.
"But the game has begun now itself. " chirag said as he looked at the beaming hunchback.
"The game has started now. " hunchback whispered as he laughed nervously as chirag glared at him.
"Return back my queen you cheater. " chirag said glaring at him as hunchback grabbed the queen piece from behind him. Meantime the door burst open catching the attention of the two males. They diverted their attention towards the door to find the King of Jaisalmer storming inside the room furiously.
"Big brother are you angry. " hunchback asked perplexed only to get a glare from his cousin brother in reply. The poor short man gulped down in fear.
"Boss is everything ok. " chirag asked cautiously so as not to enrage Ranaji more. Samrat sat on the turquoise blue settee folding his arms as he looked at the males with a frown on his face.
"Baby girl has took her belongings and shifted permanently to this shithead's girlfriends room. " samrat scowled at the hunchback who only chuckled in return.
"Oh C'mon brother what's a big deal in it.!!! Bhabhisa wants friends and my girlfriends are a perfect choice for that. Besides you know how girls are, they can't live a single day without gossiping. Let them do that brother. Be happy. " hunchback said as if it was the most obvious thing. Chirag smacked his head to which hunchback whimpered.
"Can't you just keep your trap shut for sometime. Don't you see boss is already so angry. " chirag said with gritted teeth glaring at hunchback. Hunchback rubbed his head as he stared at his angry cousin.
"What's new in that, he is always angry. Huh!!!! Ravana. " hunchback muttered under his breath.
"Did you say something shithead.!! " Samrat demanded to know. Hunchback laughed nervously.
"Me......No.....I didn't say anything. " hunchback grinned. Samrat rolled his eyes.
"Boss I think we need to plan something out to bring queen back to your room." chirag proposed looking at the King. Samrat nodded.
"Yeah I know that, but before that someone will get killed. Chirag bring my gun. " Samrat said glaring daggers at the hunchback. Hunchback gulped in fright as sweat beads appeared on his forehead.
"It's coming brother, it's coming. An idea is coming in my mind. " hunchback uttered as he sprang out of the bed before falling on his feet.
"Than when will you spill it out, after the end of Kalyuga. " Samrat said glaring at him. Hunchback cackled.
"You are so funny brother. " hunchback guffawed like a plonker howbeit that laugh was short lived as his eyes fell on his cousin to find him glaring at him. He frowned.
"I'll tell the plan in your ear. " hunchback muttered as he brought his mouth towards his ear before spilling out all the plan. Samrat kept listening him patiently which was pretty offbeat as hunchback was renowned to get smacked in every 5 minutes chiefly from his cousin brother. After he blurted out the whole plan he backed away to look at his brother's expression.
"Do you think it will work. " samrat asked raising his brow. Hunchback cackled as he pressed Samrat's muscular arms just like a faithful servant.
"120% it will work. " hunchback said beaming like crazy. Samrat smiled as he grappled his collar making the small male gulp in fear.
"My dear hunchback, if this plan won't work and my baby doesn't comes in my arms, than you can't even imagine what will I do with you. " Samrat said releasing him and hunchback fell on the floor.
"Brother trust me it will work. " hunchback said rubbing his butt. Samrat sighed as he cunning smile spread on his lips.

Nandini sat inside the room of hunchback girlfriends. They were chatting about random stuff. Nandini now know their names, the girl will a mole under her right eye was kalyani, the girl with curly hairs was Girja and the girl with hazel eyes was Parul. Three of them were really sweet and friendly. Nandini really liked them and was happy that she has left that hulk's room and shifted here.
"And kesar told me that she has left her new husband too. " Girja whispered and the girls looked at her shocked.
"What!!! but she left her other husband to marry him, than why. " nandini asked shocked.
"Who knows why.!!! But you know girls like her can't stay with one man. Huh!!! Whores. " Girja said. Nandini nodded. Meantime the sounds coming from the hall caught the attention of the girls. Nandini frowned as it was pretty unusual for the sounds to come from the hall as not many are allowed to enter in the palace.
"What is it.!!! " Kalyani said as she tried to stand up from the bed but before she could nandini stopped her.
"You don't have to bother yourself, I'll see what is it.!! Besides I don't want to trouble the babies, they need rest. " nandini said with a smile as she strolled outside the room. The girls smiled.
"She is so sweet and adorable. Isn't she. " Girja said with a smile.
"Yeah but it's a pity that such a sweet girl got a monster as a husband. " Parul sighed. Kalyani shook her head.
"Don't say like that parul. Bhaisa may be a monster but he loves nandini dearly. Trust me I've seen it in his eyes. " kalyani said with a smile.

Nandini dashed towards the hall to find chirag and Co surrounding a sage or someone like Sage. She looked at everything agape as in front of her was a Sage whose upper body was bent ahead like a hunchback man. He was wearing sports shoes underneath his saffron dhoti. Besides he had black goggles on. The only thing which was making him look like a sage was his saffron clothing and white beard which was quite long and long hair locks just like a sage. Nandini was rather perplexed as the sage was literally sipping Red Bull with a straw and she has ne'er ever seen any sage like him. But he was a sage at last and she had to respect him.
"Pranam Baba Ji. " she greeted him courteously joining her hands. Chirag immediately straightened up at her voice.
"Shithead you better stick to the plan. And don't dare overact. " chirag whispered in his ears. Nevertheless the hunchback or the sage had no effect on him as right now he was the hero or that's what he thinks of himself.
"Hii Sundari. " the sage said fixing his goggles. Sharanya gaped at him because right now he didn't look like a sage but a pervert. Chirag on the other hand wanted to murder hunchback as he was literally foiling the plan. He deliberately stepped on his feet to make him remember for what he was here for. Hunchback whimpered before glaring at him.
"Um Queen actually Baba jii does so many international tours and visits, so he is a bit......Frank. " chirag said the last word glaring at the hunchback. Nandini sighed in relief.
"Oh!!!! It's alright. " she said with a smile. Chirag laughed nervously as he strived hard to make the hunchback stand still as he was literally dancing.
"Queen he is a very powerful sage. You know he can even see someone's future. And his name his......" chirag was cut in by the sage.
"Hip Hop Baba. " sage said as he did a wave with his hands. Chirag muttered curses under his breath as hunchback was literally getting on his nerve. Nandini looked at him perplexed.
"Um ok, it's a very odd name. " she said laughing nervously as she stared at the sage and chirag.
"Yeah even he is odd. " chirag muttered shaking his head.
"Stupid boy, you know I can curse you. " the sage said as he moved his hands on his white beard. Chirag rolled his eyes.
"Hunchback stop touching your beard, it will come out and then you know what boss will do with you. " chirag muttered with gritted teeth as he jerked his hand away from the beard.

Nandini was seriously confused after seeing this odd sage.
"Baba jii please sit. " she offered nervously as she stared at the odd sage. Meantime the King of Jaisalmer came towards the boundary of the first floor. He stood near the boundary and looked down at the hall in amusement sipping his protein shake.
"Of course Sundari. " the sage said as he walked towards the settee before sitting on it with a thump. Nandini smiled nervously.
"Queen you know Baba jii can tell everything about you. " chirag said with a smile. Nandini looked at him shocked.
"Really. " she said happily as she looked at the sage who was busy in taking his selfies and too with a pout on his lips. Chirag and nandini both looked at him as if he wasn't a sage but a mental hospital patient. Chirag lightly nudged him bringing him back to reality. He kept the phone aside before looking at her.
"Yes Sundari, Baba knows everything about you.!!! Let me use my powers to tell you about yourself. " the sage closing his eyes before standing up from the settee and dancing around the room. Chirag smacked his hand on his head as nandini looked at him shocked.
"Baba jii has a unique way to do everything. " chirag said laughing nervously. Nandini nodded as she looked at the dancing sage. All of a sudden he stopped and sat on the settee.
"Your brother's name is Naksh. You have a grandmother who is always angry and irritated. And you have a husband who is really ugly and a brother-in-law who is very handsome. " the sage said. Chirag rolled his eyes as he mentioned himself as handsome and Samrat as ugly even though the reality was exactly opposite. No problem he would be smashed by Samrat for this.
"Oh my god!!!! You are an omniscient. " nandini said with a smile joining her hands. The sage sighed in pride.
"But wait.!!!! " sage said as he closed his eyes. Chirag smiled as he was finally coming to the point. Nandini looked at him anxiously.
"Shani is angry with your brother. " the sage said as he rose up from his seat. Samrat laughed upstairs as he watched everything in amusement.
"But why. " she asked anxiously. The sage touched his hair locks while chirag tried to suppress his laughter.
"Let me think.!!.....Sundari did you do something wrong to your husband. " the sage asked as he fanned his legs with the cloth of his dhoti.
"No I didn't. I just shifted from his room......" she couldn't complete as the sage barged in.
"This is why Shani is angry. " he yelled as he grabbed the Red Bull can. Nandini looked at him scared.
"Your brother is in danger. I can see his face blemished with pimples, his hairs getting thinner and thinner until he becomes bald and his manhood....." chirag cut in.
"Baba jiii she understood. " chirag said with gritted teeth. Nandini looked at him with fear and anxiety.
"There must be a solution for it Baba jii. I can do anything for my brother. " she said anxiously joining her hands. Chirag endeavour hard to suppress his laughter.
"Yes Sundari, there is a solution. Look Sundari you just have to go back to your husband's room. Stay with him, sleep on his bed and keep him happy. Than only Shani will be happy. " the sage said sipping on the Red Bull. She nodded quickly.
"Yes yes Baba jii, I'll do anything for my brother. I will go back to his room and won't ever shift to any other room. I will keep him happy too. " she said anxiously as she ran outside the room. Chirag broke down into laughter which was endeavouring to suppress since few minutes.
"Oh God hunchback trust me it was so funny. " chirag laughed as he fell on the settee. Hunchback cackled as he removed his fake beard and wig.
"It was because of my amazing acting skills. " hunchback said proudly as he pulled up his dhoti before sitting on the settee. Chirag rolled his eyes.
"You are an overactor shithead. " chirag said as he lightly punched his cheek making him whimper.

In the night Samrat laid comfortably on the bed with his upper body devoid of shirt. He was patiently waiting for his baby doll to come back and lie next to him on his bed.
"One, two....." the door clicked open and his lips curled up in a smile.
"And the queen is here. " he said with a smile as he saw his beautiful wife entering inside with the lady's maids behind her. Her beautiful face held worry and he knew why. Besides he was the one responsible for causing worry to his beautiful wife. Nevertheless to win her love he will do anything.
"Keep the suitcases there. " she said anxiously as the maids did as per her orders. They left immediately after that leaving the queen and king alone.
"What happened baby doll.!!! Couldn't sleep without me. " he grinned as he saw her climbing up on the bed.
"Baba ji said that if I will stay with you in your room than my Shani will not be angry on my brother. " she said as she laid beside him. He inwardly chuckled.
"Ok but he said one more thing. To keep your husband happy. " he said as he stared at her. She looked up at him with her innocent eyes making him go awe.
"Yes he did. But what can I do to make you happy. " she asked innocently. He stroked his face before replying.
"Kiss me and not like yesterday. I want a real beautiful kiss. " he grinned as he gazed at her. She pouted as she glared at him. But she knew she had to do it because she will do anything for her brother. She sat up on the bed before leaning her face towards him and pressing her soft lips against his rough ones. He grabbed her waist as he moulded his lips against her. A single moan escaped her lips and he smirked as he kissed her more harshly. She didn't know what was happening to her as her body was literally getting warm. For a few minutes they both kissed each other before she pulled away to catch her breath much to his dislike. She was a blushing mess right now as she tried to catch her breath. He on the other hand was on cloud nine after kissing her.
"Happy now. " she whispered with flushed cheeks as she narrowed her lids at him. He chuckled as he grabbed her waist and pulled her to his chest.
"Now I am happy. " he said as he wrapped his arms around her caging his fragile body in his arms.

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