Shane: your what
Selena: I'm pregnant Shane
Shane: did you sleep around
Selena: I'm not a whore I'm a virgin still
Shane: virgin?
Selena: yeah
Shane: how the hell are you pregnant
Selena: Insemintion
Shane: how far along are you
Selena: a month along
Shane: oh shit
Selena: wow thanks
Shane: are you keeping it are you getting an abortion
Selena: (stands up) oh god Shane (puts her face into her hands)
Shane: hey hey hey Selena no (grabs her arm bring her back) I'm sorry I just want to know Selena
Selena: I'm keeping the baby Shane god
Shane: (nods) ok ok I uh wow
Selena: you've been a dad at least god knows how many times
Shane: it's just I never did it with Insemintion and on purpose alway sex and accidents
Selena: oh but Shane
Shane: yeah
Selena: are you going to actually help me
Shane: I'll try I'm not a kid guy
Selena: (sighs) Shane come on
Shane: first of all I own you your not my wife you do the work but I'll be there through the pregnancy and it's life but what I'm saying is that I bring home the money you do the house work and the baby I'll be there in its life but changing diapers homework feeding it I don't know
Selena: this is you now but I know you'll be there Shane I know it
Shane: maybe Selena but either way I'll be in its life less times than others
Selena: (nods) ok
Shane: I won't put the work on you during the pregnancy as much
Selena: (nods) thanks
Shane: I'll see you later
Selena: (nods and leaves)