Chapter 18- Cell-aholic

Gohana's Pov
We finally arrived at Capsule Corp, and we were greeted by Bulma who was relaxing on her front lawn. "Hey there you guys! Long time no see!" She said waving up at us. Cell and I landed down in front of her. "Hey Bulma, good to see you, how ya been?" Cell asked her. "I've been doing pretty well, I've heard about what happened at the zoo today, glad everyone is safe. "She replied smiling. "Agreed, but that's not the reason we're here," I told her. "Oh? What brings you here then Gohana?" She asked. "Well uh, I was wondering if you could make the outfit you made for Gohan?! It was so cool looking!" I exclaimed, wagging my tail once again. "Oh, dear kami...I'm going inside." Cell bluntly said walking inside. Bulma and I giggled a bit. "He doesn't like the idea of me wearing a suit like that, he thinks I'll look ridiculous." I clarified. "Ridiculous hm? Well, he won't be thinking that after I show him what I have planned for your suit." She responded, smirking a bit, leading me inside her house. We arrived inside and saw young Trunks come out of the gravity room. "Hey sweetie, did you have fun training with your father?" Bulma asked her son. "Yeah, I was able to withstand about 100 times normal gravity! How cool is that?!" Trunks said excitedly. "Whoa! That's actually quite impressive little buddy. How did you do it?" I asked him. "Oh, I just turned into this Super Saiyan thing. I'll show ya!" He said powering up transforming into a super saiyan. "You can turn super saiyan at your age?!" Bulma and I shouted simultaneously. 'Yeah! I don't know what's the big deal about it. It seems pretty easy to do." He clarified by scratching his cheek. "B-But Vegeta said it was a 1000-year-old prophecy! H-How were you able to achieve it so fast?!" I questioned him. He just stared at me and shrugged his shoulders then just walked off. Cell walked up to us and patted my head. "How...my father had to witness Krillin's death to transform into a super saiyan, and he just transformed as it was an everyday thing..." I softly said to myself. "Hm, perhaps this new generation of super saiyans will be different princess don't beat yourself up about it." Cell softly explained then walked off to the living room. "Hey, Gohana, come with me so we can get your measurements for your suit," Bulma said walking in the direction of her laboratory. I followed behind her still trying to process what the hell just happened.

Nobody's POV
While Bulma was taking measurements of Gohana, she was thinking about how she should customize Gohana's suit. In her mind, she wanted to make her outfit as beautiful as possible. "Hm, say Gohana what do you want your costume to look like?" She questioned her while walking over to her computer. " I genuinely liked how you designed Gohan's outfit. Can you design it to resemble just like his please?" She asked with a huge grin on her face. "Sure! Of course, I can sweetie, now that I have your measurements, I can get started. In the meantime, make yourself at home and enjoy your visit." She grinned. Gohana nods and leaves her lab, walking back to the main room, she arrives and sees her boyfriend Cell asleep on the couch. "Awe he looks so peaceful" She whispered. Cell softly snored cuddling a pillow thinking about Gohana. "Zzz...Gohana~~" He muttered in his sleep. Gohana quietly approached him and sat down beside him watching him sleep. She gently placed her hand and softly rubbed his cheek. "You're so cute my love~" She purred. "Zzz...mmm and you're so adorable princess~~" Cell replied, pulling her onto his chest."Ah! You were awake this whole time?" She Inquired. He softly chuckled and rubbed her head without a response. Gohana started to get a bit sleepy, slowly falling asleep on her boyfriend's chest. Cell kissed her head and went back to sleep.

~Three hours later~

Bulma walked back into the living and saw them asleep together. "Awe they are the world's strongest power couple" She softly whispered, taking a few pictures of them. Gohana softly grumbled in her sleep and slowly woke up from her nap. "Bulma? What's going on?" She questioned rubbing her eyes. "Get up and I'll show ya" Bulma replied walking back to her lab. Gohana quickly gets up and makes her way back to Bulma's laboratory. When she arrived, Bulma handed her a custom-made watch. "Here you go, to activate your suit, just press the red button on the side." She clarified. Gohana presses the red button on her watch and activates her suit. A small light covered her body changing her clothes, once it was cleared she transformed into her costume. She was wearing a green short dress, and a pair of full-body black tights underneath, along with a nice white helmet on her head, with white gloves and boots, and last but not least, a dark red cape behind her. "Well go ahead and check yourself out!" Gohana walked to the nearest mirror to see herself, she saw her reflection and was amazed by what she saw. "Sooo? What do you think?" Bulma asked her, smiling. Gohana jumps into the air and conducts a backflip then lands back down. "I love it! Yes! Great Saiya-woman is born!!" She exclaimed. "I'm so glad you love it!" Bulma replied. "Yes! Watch out villains, there's a new heroine in town! And her name is Great Saiya-woman!" Gohana yelled out heroically doing a pose. "What's with all this ruckus!? I was trying to nap ya know?!" Cell yelled walking inside while yawning. "Oh glad you're up sleepy head, care to see Gohana's new outfit?" Bulma asked him. Cell let out another loud yawn and replies "Alright fine, but if her outfit is more ridiculous than her brother's then- '' Before Cell could finish his sentence, Bulma turned him around to witness Gohana's outfit. Gohana took off her helmet and gave Cell a huge smile. " Hey there!" She said, smiling brightly at him. Cell didn't say a word. He just stood there, motionless, unable to make a move. His eyes narrow down to her chest, then her torso and hips, and finally her thighs.

Cell's POV
I continued to stare at Gohana silently. "Um, Cell? You uh you okay babe?" She asked me. I didn't respond, I just continued to stare at her body. The way those tights just hug her body, oh it was such a beautiful sight to see. Mmm, I just want to see how her ass looks in them. All of a sudden, something snapped inside of me, causing my body to teleport in front of Gohana, pinning her to the wall. "Whoa! What's gotten into you Cell?" She asked me. I didn't say anything, I just continued to gaze into her eyes. I softly placed my hands on her hips and smoothly whispered into her ear, "You really good in those tights darling~" I purred. Bulma saw us and knew exactly what was going on. "Oh! Well, I should be going now, and check on Trunks! Have fun you two!" She yelled running out of the lab shutting the door behind her. "W-What?! Bulma, don't leave me here! Come back please!!" Gohana shouted. I chuckled softly and moved my hand up to her face, holding her chin. "Well my dear, looks like it's just you and me, and I plan on ravaging this sexy body all night long~" I growled softly at her. I could tell she was a bit scared, which made me want her even more. Dear God, she's just so adorable. I leaned in, turned her head away, and slowly kissed her neck. "C-Cell now's not the time for this..."She softly said trying to hold back her moans. "Why not darling? We both know you want this as much as I do Princess, don't lie to yourself~" I clarified. Gohana tried to push me off of her, but I was too strong to even budge an inch. I chuckled, grabbing her arms, and pinned them above her head. "It's futile to resist me, Princess, I'm going to ravage your gorgeous body no matter what!" I exclaimed bitting her neck softly but in an aggressive manner. Gohana let out a loud moan feeling my fangs sink into her neck, ["Yes that's it dear, give in to me~"] I seductively demanded while telepathically speaking to her. A few minutes later, the lab door opened as footsteps entered the room. "Bulma said you two were in here..." A raspy masculine voice said. I turned around to see who it was, and it was no one other than Vegeta. I rolled my eyes and looked back at Gohana "What is it Vegeta, can't you see I'm busy" I bluntly said to him as I continued to tease my girlfriend.Vegeta walked up to me and grabbed me by one of my wings pulling me away from Gohana. "What the, what the hell are you doing Prince?!" I questioned him, feeling quite annoyed. "We need to start hanging out more, and I'm not taking "no" for an answer. If we're going to continue being around one another, then we should hang out more..." Vegeta deciphered. "Okay? You could've just waited to tell me that after I was done ya know?" I told him. "Yeah well I don't care, also you need to change into something more casual, what are you on? A date?" He questioned me, laughing a bit. I just rolled my eyes and ignored him.

Vegeta's POV
I lead Cell into a dressing room so he can change his clothes. "Why do I need to change clothes again?" Cell asked. "Because you need to dress up more casually. You're not going on a date dumbass... " I explained. "Ugh, fine, what did you have in mind? Because I'm not wearing just anything Vegeta..." Cell said. "I don't fucking know, just find an outfit that looks decent enough," I said getting absolutely frustrated. "Alright geez, I'll find something" Cell reluctantly complied and went to change.

~15 minutes later~

["Ugh! What is taking him so damn long?!] I thought to myself. "Cell, just pick a damn outfit! It doesn't matter which one!" I shouted. "I'll be out in a second Prince! Geez, are you like this with your wife all the time?" Cell questioned. I scoffed at his remark and ignored him. A few seconds later, the door finally opened. Cell stepped out wearing a black sweater, with dark blue jeans. "So what do you think?" He asked. "Hmph, not bad, you look quite nice." I complimented. "Why thank you Vegeta, now what exactly do you have planned for tonight?" Cell asked. ''I don't know yet, but we'll figure something out..." I replied leaving the dressing room. "Okay then, well can I at least say "goodbye" to my girlfriend at least?" Cell questioned. "Alright fine, but hurry up. I'll be outside..." I replied walking outside. Cell walked back to the lab to see if Gohana was still there. He opened the door and saw his girlfriend practicing poses. Cell snuck up behind her and hugged her. "Ah! What the! Cell, what are you doing?!" She yelled. Cell giggled a bit and kissed her cheek. "Vegeta insisted on him and I hanging out for the night. So we'll probably be out for a while" He explained to her. "Oh okay then, have fun babe," She said. "I will, also one more thing darling~," He said. "Yeah? What is it?" She wondered. Cell chuckled evilly and grabbed her ass leaning in closer to her ear. "When I get back, you're mine~" He purred. Gohana's face heated up to a dark red hearing Cell's deep seductive voice in her ear. "U-Um okay dear" She softly replied. "Good girl~" He smirked and teleported outside to Vegeta. "Hmph! Took you long enough" I said to him annoyed. "Come on, it wasn't that long, I was just talking to Gohana that's all" He explained. "Whatever, let's just get going..." I said.

Nobody's POV
Vegeta and Cell walked around the city together, enjoying the scenery around them. "So Vegeta, what exactly do you have planned for tonight?" Cell asked him curiously. "Hm, not sure but how about we go drinking? That could be fun right?" He asked. '"Drinking? I've never consumed alcohol before. I never had the need to. What's the point anyway? You'll just get wasted at a bar, and eventually cause a few bar fights. Wait, who am I kidding? That sounds like fun! Let's get drunk tonight!!!" Cell yelled excitedly, leading Vegeta to the local bar. They arrived at the bar and saw someone guarding the front entrance. "Say Vegeta, doesn't that human look familiar to you?" Cell asked him. Vegeta got a closer look at the man, and it was no one other than the former martial arts champion of the world, Mr. Satan. Cell and Vegeta walked over to the entrance so they could enter inside. Mr. Satan took a deep breath and allowed Vegeta to enter the premises. "Have a good time Mr. Briefs!" He yelled. Then he looked back at Cell with anger. "Step aside, I'm entering as well" Cell said in a mono tone. Mr. Satan grumbled and stood in front of the door. "LIKE HELL YOU'RE COMING IN HERE! YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND MY CAREER!" He shouted. "Look, I'm here for a good time with Mr. Briefs and your little quarrel with me isn't going to interrupt it. Now step aside, before I take away what little life span you have left..." Cell threatened him. Mr. Satan stood there silently moving out of the way allowing Cell to enter. "Hmph, one last thing, you were doomed to lose that title from the start. " Cell said walking past him. Cell walked inside and looked around. "Now then, where did that tiny hedgehog run off to?" Cell mumbled to himself walking around. He eventually found Vegeta sitting at the bar and walked over to him. "Oh there you are, what took you so long?" Vegeta asked him. "Oh I got caught up with a little something is all" Cell replied sitting down besides him. "Oh really now? You didn't kill that guy did ya?" Vegeta questioned. "Nah, he wasn't worth killing. But seeing him suffer is a much more pleasurable sight to see" Cell clarified chuckling a bit.

Cell's POV
"So Vegeta, have you gone drinking before?" I asked him. "Well yeah, but it was just a one time occasion. The last time I went drinking, I got so drunk that I blew up the bar along with half of the city!" Vegeta clarified while laughing. "Pfft! That was you?! My god what triggered you to cause such utter destruction?!" I questioned. "Don't worry about it, let's just say that they won't be around anymore" Vegeta said with a devious smile. While we were talking, the bar tender walked up to us holding a bottle of liquor. "What will it be to night boys?" The bar tender asked. But before Vegeta could respond, he looked up a saw a very tall man, who was bald and appeared to have a thin mustache. "What the hell!? Nappa?!" He shouted "Heyyy Veggie!!" Nappa said to him. "Why the hell are you here? Don't you work at Hollywood or something?" Vegeta questioned. "Well this is actually my part time job on weekends" Nappa explained while cleaning a shot glass.

~15 minutes later~

Nobody's POV
Vegeta and Cell continue to hang out at the bar enjoying their quality bro time together. During this time, starts to drinking a few beers. Vegeta starts off with a fireball then buys two sakis for himself. "Damn... Vegeta you should probably... Probably s-slow down" Cell slurred. " S-Shut up Cell! You're not... You're not the boss of meeee!" Vegeta replied. "Oooh shut up Prince!" Cell responded. Vegeta stood up and walked over to the karaoke stage and grabbed a mic. Cell was quite confused on what he was trying to do. Then the sound of music started to play as Vegeta smirked evilly. "What are you trying to do prince?" Cell questioned him. "Oh you'll see soon enough Cell. I'm gonna put you back into your place!" Vegeta answered as he began to sing.

(This is Vegeta's Dragon Ball Z Kai theme song "Saiyan Blood")

After he was done singing, the crowd cheered him giving him all kinds of applause. Cell walked over to the stage and picked up a mic. " Oh alright then 'prince of TWO saiyans' I'll show you why I'm the perfect and strongest being in the universe." Cell declared to Vegeta. "Hmph! Go ahead Cell, do your worst." Vegeta said not amused. Music began to play once again and Cell started to dance around a bit. Vegeta stood there bored, then Cell began to sing.

(This is Cell's Dragon Ball Z Theme song Called "The Challenge or Chousenjou")

After he was done singing, everyone in the bar cheered and Vegeta was quite impressed. "Well now I guess you weren't all talk after all." Vegeta confessed. "Same to you Prince, I'm quite shocked by how well you can sing while being drunk." Cell chuckled. Everyone at the bar started chanting "Encore." Vegeta and Cell looked at one another with confusion wondering who they were chanting for. They both shrugged their shoulders and walked on stage as the bar went crazy. "So, care to do the honors prince?" Cell asked. Vegeta smirked and replied "I couldn't agree more." And with that music started playing once more.

(They both sing this off tune because they're both drunk XD)

As they continues to sing the crowd starts saying "boo" Cell starts to notice that Vegeta is getting pissed and was trying to calm him down. "Heyyy calm down, there's no need to blow up anything." Cell assured him. Vegeta slowly response "Blow...up? Blow up! That's a great idea Cell!" Vegeta exclaimed. "W-What?! No! That's not what I-" "No! That's it! Everyone dies!" Vegeta exclaims turning super saiyan charging up his big bang attack. The whole bar started to scream in fear and started panicking. "Shit... EVERYONE GET OUT NOW!" Cell hollered. Everyone started to run out the entrance as Vegeta continued to charge up his attack. "Vegeta! Cut it out!" Cell said trying to reason with him. "No! No one " boos at Prince Vegeta and gets away with it!" Vegeta replied. "Dammit Prince stop acting like a petty bitch!" Cell insulted him. "THE PRINCE OF SAIYANS IS NO PETTY BITCH!!" Vegeta replied as his attack began to expand. "VEGETA NO!!" Cell Blared. "VEGETA....YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!"
Vegeta screamed firing his attack vaporizing the establishment. After the smoked cleared, Vegeta emerged from the rubble and hollered "WOOOO THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME!! SAY NEXT WEEK?!" Vegeta screams looking at Cell. Cell stood there motionless with the innocent bystanders. Vegeta stares at Cell waiting for a response. "Uh Cell? You okay bro?" But before Cell could say anything, he fell to his knees and passes out on the ground face first.

Vegeta's POV
I rushed over to Cell to make sure he's still breathing. I checked his pulse and hears light snoring from him. "Dammit Cell don't scare me like that. Your girlfriend would kill me, wish me back, then kill me again..." I said picking him up and carried him on my back. "Alright then, let's get you home..."I softly said flying off into the night sky taking Cell home.

~20 minutes later~

I rambled on talking to myself trying to come up with an excuse. "Shit, I'll just drop him off and leave before she could say anything" I said to myself. I arrived at the house and landed in front of the door. I knocked on the door and waited for it to open. I heard footsteps approach the entrance, as it began to open. Immediately as I see Gohana, I toss Cell towards her and flew off faster than the speed of light. "Uh thanks Vegeta?" She said confused.

Gohana's POV
I carried Cell inside the house with his face buried in my chest. I felt his face nuzzle against my breasts. "Mmmm these are some soft pillows~" Cell mumbled in his sleep. "Hm? You awake babe?" I asked looking down at him. He looked up at me with his chin resting on my breasts. "Heyyyyyy babyyyy~" He said smiling at me. "Hey love, did you have fun with Vegeta?" I questioned him. "Yeahhh I did, I don't remember half of it, but we did get wasted. I tried alcohol for the first time." He explained while squeezing one of my boobs. "Well that explains the alcohol smell, you're definitely taking a shower tonight." I answered carrying him upstairs to the bedroom. "Uhhh that's gonna be uhh problem princess, I can't move my body." He clarified. "Oh, well okay then, let's get you to bed. I need to finish up some late night homework anyway." I replied. "Nuuuuu babyyyy come to bed with meeeee princess~~" He whined looking up at me with puppy dog eyes. "But babe I need to finish my homework" I said to him. He began to whine louder putting his face in my chest nuzzling in between them. "Come on princess, you can do that later. Come to bed with meeeee!!~~" He begged. I let out a big sigh and gave in. "Alright Cell you win, I'll come to bed with you. I'll do my work later." I reluctantly replied. "Yaaaaaay!! I love chuuuuuu~" He said smiling at me. I blushed a bit and looked away. "I-I love you too baby" I stuttered.

~Meanwhile at Capsule Corp~

Nobody's POV
Bulma is in the living room reading magazine then she gets phone call. "Hm? Who could be calling at this hour?" She said picking up the phone and answering it. "Capsule Corporation, this is Bulma speaking" She responded. "Vegeta did it again..." The caller said. "Again?! This is the fifth time this month! I'm sorry Nappa, I'll send you the money for repairs." Bulma said with a huge sigh. "Thanks Sugar momma" Nappa said hanging up the phone.

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(Phew! After a month and a half, I finally got this crazy ass chapter finished! I hope you all enjoyed reading it, it was very fun to write even with the writer's block. I'll see you guys around, I hope you all had a great new year! #cellhana4ever 💚💜)

(Happy New Year from our favorite bug man, Perfect Cell!! 💚💜🖤💛😊😘😍)