(warning!!: strong language)

Text Messages

you - good morning fucker

yoongi - how you know?

you - know what?

yoongi - that im a fucker 

you - what do you mean lol?

yoongi - i just got done fucking 

you - you a real fucker then

yoongi - lately im popular lol

you - also why are you fucking 6 am in the morning? 

yoongi - i got the early chicks on my dick

you - wtf

yoongi - im just kidding lol. i just woke up from a wet dream

you - i knew it. your numbers are drier than the Sahara desert 

yoongi - fax

you - cuz you are ugly

yoongi - i look like you

you - no you dont. im hot

yoongi - yeah you are :( why am I lying to myself :( 

you - HAHAHA loser

yoongi - ok stop abusing me and come pick me up for school 

you - ok ill pull up in 10 

yoongi - ight

you - btw wanna have a sleepover at Jungkook's tn?

yoongi - is he going to make me smoke weed again?

you - he won't force you lol you didn't like it last time?

yoongi - it makes me lazy as fuck

you - aren't you lazy already

yoongi - well.... lazier***

you - lol ok so are you coming to sleepover or nah

yoongi - if I dont come then you will sleep alone with him??

you - i got a crush on him lowkey so if you dont come it'll be better for me to hit it up ;)

yoongi - ok im coming 

you - why???

yoongi - dumbass. you just asked me if i wanted to sleepover at jungkooks and now you changing your mind

you - ok ok hahah im kidding 

yoongi - ill come but if you do something stupid in front of me, I will disband you from my life

you - sure you will 

yoongi - ok I might 

you - ok 

yoongi - ok

you - im leaving the house. see ya in 5 

yoongi - ok 

you - ok