I am Michael Joseph Jackson, aka, the King of Pop! I'm 31 years old. My girlfriend is Joelle. She thinks I'm too "violent". She don't know what she talking 'bout. I'm Michael "fucking" Jackson! I can put her ass out and she'll be left with nothing. Cause you see, I can do that. She won't have any money to pay for her stupid little education. But enough of that. I'm actually a nice guy. I donate to tons of charities , and I like to help out the little ones. Just don't make me mad and we'll get along just fine!