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Today

lay's ™ 2:34 PM
hey dumbo ur the new one right?

dumbo 2:34 PM
Yeah, you are?

lay's ™ 2:34 PM
My name is Yixing irl

How old are u?

eatmybyuns 2:35 PM
why are we suddenly playing twenty questions

dumbo 2:35 PM
I'm 23 turning 24 later on

lay's ™ 2:35 PM
Oh ur a little younger than eatmybyuns then

eatmybyuns 2:35 PM
how are we so sure he isn't some fucking 12 y/o

lay's ™ 2:36 PM
because he doesn't act like Jongin

eatmybyuns 2:36 PM
you know what, point taken

but still.

dumbo 2:36 PM
Jongin is 12??

eatmybyuns 2:36 PM
we don't actually know. the only one who knows him irl is kuntsoo

dumbo 2:37 PM
How are we so sure you're not actually 12 years old? You act like it

eatmybyuns 2:37 PM
fuck you two other ppl on this chat know me irl so they can prove that

you, on the other hand.

pictures or no proof

dumbo 2:37 PM
🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ I don't like being stalked sweetie

eatmybyuns 2:37 PM
nobody gonna want to stalk you anyway honey

dumbo 2:38 PM
Fine.

*voice file attached*

eatmybyuns 2:39 PM
hnm

just because you have a deep voice it doesn't mean ur old!!!

kuntsoo 2:40 PM
You kind of sound like Chanyeol?

eatmybyuns 2:40 PM
everyone with deep voices isn't immediately chanyeol kunt

dumbo 2:40 PM
You guys wanted evidence so 👼🏻

jongfuckin 2:41 PM
*voice file attached*

eatmybyuns 2:41 PM
jongin, no one wanted to hear your breathing with the Dora the Explorer soundtrack playing in the background

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random update lmao

are you guys having fun because I am haha i have like 5 other chapters ready to be published

P-Nut oot.