"Chanyeol, I don't appreciate the fact that you're literally pulling me away after all of my chemistry classes—"

"Just—come with me. I'll even feed you," Chanyeol offers and Baekhyun glares at him, knowing fully well that the taller's waiting for him to take the bait.

"How about... no."

Chanyeol groans and promptly grabs his hand, the brunet opening his mouth to protest before he realizes that it's probably the tenth time that Chanyeol's tried. He has sympathy for the idiot so he simply sighs and allows himself to be dragged along this time, pouting as he's pulled to the education wing.

When Chanyeol stops, it's at a study room in the middle of nowhere—Baekhyun doesn't even know if he's been here before, because he didn't have much interest in teaching so his classes aren't here.

Chanyeol specifically chooses the fourth room and Baekhyun wonders if it's on purpose (because his favourite number is 4) and when he pulls the door open, Baekhyun finally sees Sehun sitting on the chair inside. He wonders how he didn't notice him before they went in, since all of the study rooms at his University have glass windows and this room's blinds are currently drawn up.

Each one of the rooms sport the same wooden table and bright green chairs, a TV displayed at the end for presentations if needed. On this specific table, there's a ton of food laid out and Baekhyun guffaws, wondering how they got all of this in without being stared at like some crazies.

Sehun swallows the apparent bite of sandwhich in his mouth and sets it down, speaking up. "I guess I'll just be in the room over." He grabs another drink and a box of fried chicken before sliding his feet off the table, leaving the room to the two of them.

When Baekhyun's nudged inside, Chanyeol closes the door behind them and grabs the little remote on the table, clicking on a button to shut the blinds.

The two of them hear the telltale click which indicates that the blinds register the command and start to fall slowly. Baekhyun and Chanyeol both watch this happen but the moment they're both about to take their attention away, they see someone walking past the room. That someone stares inside for a split second before double taking when they spot Baekhyun, and nearly dying when they see Chanyeol.

"Oh shit," Baekhyun mumbles when he sees Jongdae basically attach himself to the glass, his hands splayed as the material keeps lowering. He's speaking but the rooms are soundproof so Baekhyun just gives him a sheepish smile when Jongdae looks as if he's screaming, the material of the blinds eventually covering his face.

The second they can't see Jongdae's face anymore, the guy is banging on the door that Chanyeol evidently locked.

"Do we let him in?" Chanyeol questions.

"We have to," Baekhyun sighs, "He'll literally kill me if we don't."

So that's how Jongdae ends up screaming their ears off, explaining how his teacher's sick and he got a spare (for some reason that was the first thing he said) before basically attacking Chanyeol. 

Baekhyun doesn't regret going with Chanyeol, because the scene of Chanyeol uncomfortably blinking as Jongdae hugs him and asks him eight hundred questions is worth much more than he bargained for.

Jongdae obviously doesn't register that it's weird that Chanyeol was with Baekhyun. His instincts just told him that he needed to get to know Chanyeol as much as possible, and in as little time as possible.

He asks so many questions that Baekhyun honestly can't keep track of them all, but that's okay in itself because he knows all the answers anyway. He eats as he listens to Chanyeol's brief answers and Jongdae's detailed questions, hoping that Jongdae doesn't go down a strange path and end up asking about other... private things.

It's funny because Baekhyun can see Chanyeol sulking on the inside, no doubt disappointed that his only time alone with Baekhyun is interrupted by his best friend.

"Can I kiss you?" Jongdae asks all of a sudden and Chanyeol blinks surprisingly.

"Uh I'm n-not... Really doing that kind of fanservice," he says awkwardly and Baekhyun snorts, deciding to push him.

"Why not? This is your biggest fan, right here. I'm sure he deserves something for spending at least a couple thousand dollars on the little merch that you have," Baekhyun states smugly, watching as Chanyeol scowls at him and Jongdae nods obliviously.

"I have two hundred copies of your album," his friend says almost proudly.

Chanyeol lets out a sigh that only Baekhyun can tell is agitated before he actually agrees with: "Okay, but only because you're Baekhyun's good friend. And I'm just going to give you a kiss on the cheek." (Chanyeol briefly wonders how far he would go to amuse Baekhyun, kissing some random guy that he just met.)

When Jongdae squeals, Baekhyun's taken aback that it's actually going to happen, and he can see Chanyeol's egotistical smirk when his eyes flit to see Baekhyun's surprised expression. Baekhyun immediately wonders if he just looked as if he was jealous of Jongdae.

The brunet turns away when Chanyeol leans in, because even if it's amusing that his best friend is about to faint, he'd rather not see this.

Out of his peripherals, he can see how quickly Chanyeol goes before he leans back, obviously just giving Jongdae the quickest peck in the world.

When Baekhyun looks back, he notes that Jongdae's not as affected as he would've thought—Baekhyun imagined him on the floor, screaming before promptly dying of happiness—and what Jongdae says next shocks everyone else in the room.

"Now, why don't you kiss Baekhyun, too? He's your biggest anti-fan"

Baekhyun's jaw drops and he gives Jongdae the nastiest stare possible, watching as his best friend's entire demeanour changes from fanboy to cunning bastard, as if everything before was an act.

"You know what, that's actually not a bad idea," Chanyeol answers with a teasing lilt of his own, and Baekhyun questions how the two of them had just planned his death, funeral and all.

"Baekhyun has a group of people all dedicated to hating on you," Jongdae points out mercilessly and Baekhyun wants to cry, nearly dropping his head in shame when his cheeks burn.

He remembers a few days ago when he said his proud speel about how he doesn't care about anything that Chanyeol does, and now Jongdae's just gone and ruined it. Chanyeol now knows that Baekhyun was totally lying and that fact makes Baekhyun want to die permanently. Jongdae's doing this on purpose too, if the shit-eating grin on his face wasn't any indication of that. He's definitely planning to expose Baekhyun of everything he's done against Chanyeol.

"He listens to every single one of your songs and hates on them for anything and everything. He even talks to some of your workers and uncovers all of your embarrassing stories."

Jong-fucking-dae, Baekhyun hisses in his mind, wanting to become one with the ground.

"He says that your voice sucks," Jongdae leans in to 'whisper' to Chanyeol, knowing that Baekhyun can still hear, "But I can tell that he thinks it's hot."

He can see just how much the two of them are enjoying this, and there's a fleeting thought of why Chanyeol looks as if he knows all of this already, but he pushes it away when Jongdae goes back to the topic at hand.

"So I think for being such a dedicated fan, Baekhyun deserves a kiss too."

Jongdae's not being an oblivious idiot anymore. He wants Baekhyun to suffer.

Fuck you, Baekhyun says through his eyes, hoping that his words shoot straight through Jongdae's brain and kills him.

And then all of a sudden, Chanyeol's making his way over to Baekhyun and the brunet almost backs away, but he's glued to his chair and his legs feel like jelly.

The last thing he sees is Jongdae's evil smile before Chanyeol crowds his vision as he's leaning down, and Baekhyun's gaze gets stuck to Chanyeol's face.

Chanyeol's hand goes under his chin and tilts his head up, and Baekhyun can feel the strands of Chanyeol's hair tickle his nose. He closes his eyes tightly and he feels his face heat up tenfold at their close proximity, but just when he's expecting the kiss, Chanyeol backs away entirely.

Baekhyun only opens his eyes when he hears a small chuckle and then he's blinking confusedly, watching as Chanyeol gives him a small smile.

He sees Jongdae's own victory smile even if Chanyeol hadn't actually kissed him. Of course, only the two know that because Jongdae couldn't have possibly seen how Chanyeol stopped a millimetre away from kissing Baekhyun.

"You looked like you just ate a lemon," Chanyeol flicks his forehead and Baekhyun frowns, looking more cute than angry. He realizes that Chanyeol's talking about the moment right before he was about to "kiss" Baekhyun's cheek and his face flushes even (impossibly) further so he huffs, turning away with a whatever.

Chanyeol goes to grab his jacket and says finally, "I think I'm going to go now. Thanks for your company, Jongdae," he nods at the devious man, "Baekhyun." He grins at Baekhyun before promptly leaving the room.

Jongdae sighs, plopping down in the seat across from Baekhyun after everything's calmed down.

"I'm the best wingman in the world," he says.

"More like just a crazy bastard."

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lol jongD why

well i know why but yeah that's funny

also why do i find it cute that chanyeol didn't kiss baekhyun (well of course i found it cute i wrote it myself pfffft)

am i the only one who has to like every single one of chanyeol's IG pictures with all of my different IG accounts? I'll seriously spend a completely day going through his pics and making sure I've liked them all. When I see an un-liked one I'm personally attacked and offended

Have a nice day or sleep :) this was a later update since it's a longer chapter

P-Nut oot.